Still Me

Correction Every.Fucking.Day. and it’s not funny

Yah LB does it on his own too but...the butt wants what the butt wants

And in America...Russian salad colludes with the American one

Tl;dr you rang?

Eh

OMG YOU TOO?!? I ask LB to do that all the time... im like “HEY BEE”... (mumble from the distance) “what?” ”touch my butt” ”why?” ”touch my butt” (grumble grumble...walk into bedroom and proceeds to touch butt) ”thank you” (walks back into living room)

In Russia, salad hates you

faves GO: black olives chick peas tomato cucumber artichoke feta cheese grilled/pesto chicken

I second this motion...especially in contrast to the shoes...makes his feet look like a subway sandwich ad...you know...minus the child molester....or is it?

Na that was shot downward...shit be arial view

na....lookin at chick nips doesnt thrill me....it actually annoys me to be honest....its like....bitch you should know fashion.....you should KNOW the dangers of the fabric you dare to wear with no bra

i really dont need porn to look at nipples....i have my own dusty rose colored ones

yep....hit me right in my pussy pride....what ever will i do??? i guess ill just fuck this black guy sitting next to me then.....

two things..... 1) you were on fucking vegeta fajita earlier today....dont fucking lie its sad and hilarious 2) i dont know why you think youre some prize either....i mean you look like a fucking meth head that hasnt quite lost his teeth yet. not to mention....we've all seen that roadway left curve sign you call a dick......

i bet pam ann has salami nipples

NIPPLES

i have a recommendation pay close attention to demi moore's dress.... i think she forgot that her dress becomes sheer under those lights.....i see her fuckin nipples....

i have sling.....i watch whatever whenever

woot woot

ding dong the bitch is gone... for 6 days

i bought it for my queen bed forever ago....moved to texas and for years its been on LBs queen bed. so i decided to treat him to a new quilt then i decided to get a goose down duvet. i search and search and finally find one he likes....buy it... it finally gets here...and im like....hmmm this seems thin...shouldnt it be fluffy?.... so then i thought, 'well, maybe they pack it like those ghost beds and it will fluff right out... nope..... looks at order and i bought a fucking duvet....COVER......ITS JUST A FUCKING SHEET..... hello retard....now you have to wait till tuesday to get your goose down because clearly you cant fucking read.... i.....hate.....everything.....

no im suggesting we point and laugh at the little weeb