Still Me

ruined a good dick joke @Rogue_Alphonse

That’s what they say about my dick

Got anything more effortful rife nonstarter?

I miss mr shades

My dick is sad right now...

I mean seriously it was an accident...I had knocked stuff off the table and I guess it took a weird spin...I didn’t even know anything hit the tv....thought it all went to the floor

Your dogs ass is Jesus... spews a lot of shit like Jesus too... SIT FOR MY SINS JESUS

Pepperidge farm remembers

Nope....standard issue fight...due to LAZINESS....

Game age means eyeballing red inflamed sponge hemorrhoid

Yeah...that one is a 42”....so I’m gonna buy a 50”

Na....more like dealing with an insensitive asshole rage

No...I had my back to the thing....it was kinda a fluke

Gay ass man eats robopussy

accidentally.... .....shut up...

I am not a fan of waking up by alarm clock...I seem to be more rested and ready for the day when I can wake up naturally... as for shifts? AM goes way faster cause there is so much to do...mid can go either way...be slow as hell or frantically trying to keep up...and closing...fucking sucks... morning shift I can still get shit done outside of work. Mid...my day is fucked...other than exercising I can get nothing done before or after work. And closing...who the fuck wants to do arrands then go to work? It’s too tiring...

Not my dog...*shrug*

She will occasionally sing it...since she legitimately got the name from the song...but for the most part it’s just Maggie...or mags

Neither does the person who capes for she who must not exist

You have awoken...A SLEEPING GIANT!!!!...you asked for this

Then go to the anime folder and make one...quit whining

I’m over it...