Still Me

today was my last day off for 8 weeks

I don’t sleep well most nights….I’ve resorted to unisom

Prepare thyself as we come around the taint to satans asshole

I do it like once every 6 months…what issue I have is they upsell the fuck out of you… “You want the gel? $22 more”

I would pay someone to clean your nasty feet..like walking on a cloud after you’re done

I love pedis, it feels good. Massage, hot rocks the works right? But I always get the weird feeling as they are rubbing on me that they are like...INTO it...like footie perverts ya know? This lady I got right now is like….FEELING it….

What’s there to elaborate? people who know or knew bucket have seen what he’s done to himself. man needs help but his fucked behavior makes everyone leave

poor bucket

I couldn’t deal in the devils lettuce due to the type of profession I'm in. I could lose my license. Then I’d start selling peoples bp meds on the corner

It’s not that bad! honestly my BF said it too…makes me kinda feel bad

So went to finally get a PCP. Because I had been experiencing something’s that concerned me. And I was so dead certain that something was wrong with me like HPB or the beetus, cause family history and all. so I goes…and he does a full blood panel then sits me down and says “so…let’s talk about your anxiety.” I never said shit about no anxiety…so I said to him that I thought it was on the normal side and I can manage it pretty well. Then he says “I’m gonna ask you some questions and I want you to rate them 1-5.” after my survey…he tells me I should probably look for a therapist…(ok…fair, do it to it) blood work is 100% fine, nothing wrong so woo monkey off my back…then charges me $234 for the suggestion of therapy. (Minus the $30 for the blood work)😐

I don’t know I’ve had some Karen Karen’s. But on the average I have never had a positive experience with an ‘Anthony’ or a ‘joyce’

Scrape it up keep it as fifth wheel grease

Bawk bawk

I can never tell if you’re being passive aggressive lol

I don’t think we’re allowed anymore… BANHAMMER

yeah I would…cause it’s gonna fuck them up when they show their friends.. fun story…(or take it racist I don’t fuckin know what is anymore) when I was a wee stillz…like 4 or 5. I used to think every bald black man was Michael Jordan. Well this one time we were in the mall and we hit the food court. And I saw “Michael Jordan”, and apparently picked the perfect moment that the noise kinda dulls and screamed at the top of my lungs “LOOK, ITS MICHAEL JORDAN!!”. Guy was nice tho, came over and shook my hand and talk to the parents…

He’ll finger your Pringle hole so nice

Pringle, cause he single

Cultural appropriation

Pringle man is 4 wheel drive with all season tires baby

He’s been a bad bad Pringle…he’s be delicate with a very crisp snack…

Shut the fuck up you couch warrior hypocrite, you’re literally one of the most racist of persons. Or did you forget the game you played guessing what race was behind the wheel of the car based on the beat of the music and how you were oh so good at it… what are your pronouns? Dumb/shit?

what the fuck else are people are gonna find outrage in? this is dumb as fuck