Still Me

There’s one around my block. He made it merlot ugliest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

i'm totally telling the truth... <_<

I made myself get up and go to the gym....then spent too much money at academy... but i got a shirt with a hotdog on it that says 'Americas Taco'.....

Noice

I made strawberry jelly

there is one....just one in my house somewhere... my other half has 0 bites..... I HAVE 7..... im so itchy....

fucking felt

Can be anything....food....crafts... poop.... .. go

at what age do people stop liking hard candy? by the bastard some worthers

Punch it in their suck hole

All jokes aside, I’m really getting tired of having them…

Cry me a river - Justin Timberlake

He has a lot of those

neither did i

i am kneecaps

Yes!

What kneecaps?

I’m going to exclusively punch your mom in both tits, then cunt punt her to the nearest 7-11

Peanut butter and fluff sandwiches… we ate that every summer when I was a kid in NY… they were all like…ew…then they were all like…daymn…this good… we also ate salt potatoes up north during cookouts and such. Taught them about that too…now they ask for it. The other night my man’s says, ‘you want me to grill some burgers? We have have burgers and salt potatoes’…and I look at him and said “so you want me to make salt potatoes?” ”….yes…🥺” I think it’s fascinating the cultural differences between states. I mean @Rogue_Alphonse has that thing about scrapple….

I like making Nutella rolls with tortillas

beverage and bartending

i miss those days.... punchin old ladies....but now adays i punch every women i pass in the tit choose the bear now bitch...

yo so speaking of fucking DARE....when i was a kid the only cop in town was officer dunster....and he was lovingly called officer dumpster...he was the DARE guy. and my fifth grade teacher fucking hated me and i hated her. not saying i was the best student but i have a tendency to let people know i dont like them without telling them outright.... this bitch right....this bitch.....told the officer that i was an at risk child and with the way i act, it may be drug use....in fifth fucking grade? this cop pulled me out into the hallway and grilled me about 'do you smoke? what do you smoke? do your parents smoke? does it smell funny? has anyone offered you something?' my father was fucking livid, went to the school and told that cunt to leave me alone. then went to the (cops who work for OT not actually a fully functioning PD) Police dept and ripped dumpster a new asshole.... then i didnt get to go to the DARE concert....bitch brought me back a cassette.... lol

oooooh yeah i remember that... there was an old story someone told me when i was like 10... where someone who had HIV was poking themself with needles then leaving the used needle in coin returns for arcade games or soda machines... i know that it was just HIV fear mongering back then but i still eyeball the shit out of those things before i finger it...