Still Me

Thank you...fugface told me it was ugly...lol and that’s not a poster baby...that’s a canvas I bought for LB

Yeah well...I’m over hating how my body looks...I’m sorry it offends you... 😐

I think that’s the court of public opinion...I do not think any drug past expiration is something one should ingest.... its most likely ok...but other than govermnent mandates of expirations...the drugs potency can also be a factor...some drugs do lose that as time progresses

Don’t judge me I’m fat ok....and I can kinda do that...

I’ll probably only eat 900 today...

Deadly little fuckers....I saw a documentary on black widows...and the male lives on her web to fight off other men because her web is laced with her smell that attracts more men...and this little shit cuts up her web so she has to keep fixing it....but to calm her down and stop her from eating him...he plucks some web strings that cause vibrations and tones that soothe her....and...aaaaand....not all species of black widow eat their mate...

Na...you gotta affix one to the porch....with like bungee cord n shit...then when you knock or ring the door bell...you can let the cord go and it flings cow shit in their face...on their porch, in their house...and if god favors this day....in their mouth...

I’ll be your neighbor....I’m quiet and I keep to myself....but I’m anal as fuck about yards....so....keep your grass trimmed and stay out of my garden....or Swift death you shall meet

lucky....mine only lets me pet her head....sometimes.....

it’s not my fault I’m into to 80s music ok?!?

awwww what a cuddle monkey....rubs da belleh

yeah but I figure you have several base camps....

I drew a picture of a penis and sent it to rogue

sure....

shits fine if you kept the fridge closed....but you strike me as the neurotic type that would keep opening it and checking how cold shit still is

fuck no.....shit be acid rain....

Get out of my dreams....and into my car

omg yes plea

I spoil her rotten

awww....fur baby loves

Kitten photo they gave me

Kiara.....I didn’t name her that....but the person who rescued her named her that....they found her as a kitten in a dumpster....

My baby is so pink...look at dem beans...zomg I could die

I can’t today either booboo

who said that?.... Or you mean the thread talking about my parents? the rotten sack of meat that is my mother? And the guy who raised me like a daughter but we’re really not sure? so then I only have a mother and a father? I have no other relatives? I don’t have siblings? Cousins? People who are family to me though we share no blood? please...your logic is that of a first grader....