Still Me

i has better kissy....i mean come on....youre going up against the master

He does like a butch former navy seal in uniform...

Eat shit cum guzzler

I try to take my poops exclusively at work...

If I wanted to read your tweets I would have added you... now shut the fuck up beta twat

I’m being judged while I take selfies

typically if a song i like comes on, i most likely own it....so ill just play it when i get inside the house or something.... or... if a song comes on i like....its because its playing from my iphone to begin with....i dont listen to much radio anymore.

when glee first premiered....i watched the pilot..... and that was the last time i watched glee

One way to find out lol seriously don’t do that...I don’t even mix Tylenol with alcohol....

or you know.....its also on google.....not like its hard to fucking find

If he’s not careful....he’s gonna have to close all locations and go bankrupt

I like aardwolves and flying foxes thank you

Seriously tho...I haven’t seen a ghost in corporeal form....but I’ve experienced some weird shit... my grandmothers wife however...she has seen a ghost...it was a little boy

No I’ve never thought I was a haunted house...and I don’t appreciate you making fun of my weight like that

I don’t think you’re understanding me... its scoops of ice cream...not fucking beads

This is real ice cream...not that shit

No

went to this place that makes ice cream to order using nitro....was so fuckin good 10/10 would reccomend, will go again...

You’re confusing “muscles” with all that fat

time to hit the coinstar, gotta turn in my Chang

Old joke...time to get a Nguyen

God...I hate it when my hair ends up in my mouth...I can only imagine face pewbs *gag* ... .... *gag*