Still Me

I nip her quite often...LB and i are currently sitting in this restaurant called bone fish... i ordered blackened cod tacos...he’s getting a wagyu burger...and for desert I’m on the fence of this Carmel apple lava cake or this macadamia brownie sundae.....

I mean...I only watch the calories...I still eat whatever I want...I just exercise

I rarely eat them...I think the last time it was in September (work bought them for me) and I regrettably accepted one then promptly threw out the frosting

Some crazy YouTube video

I have a hard time eating cake and frosting...specifically buttercream...

I hear anus taste of pennies...

You can always get custom made chocolate anuses

As someone who went to culinary school...and has a degree in advanced pastry techniques....I’ve come to despise cake

For the most part...and the money’s good

Oh wow I didn’t know you lived near fuggs

let’s brighten this shit up....

ok that one hits too close....cause I know I pretty...and I post pictures cause I know I’m pretty

second....

do I smell....bullshit....lol j/k

I think we all know how untrustworthy you are

I no longer partake caffeine

I never said I over ate....I ate dinner....now I’m full...it makes me feel heavy.... the gross thing....is I can feel it burning away....

gonna die....

Oh fuck.... i have an irrational hatred for anything fucking naruto.... or the color purple....

Hmm....maybe?...I mean you could just have naturally thin hair...and it looks like it’s wet or has product in it.... but honestly....I’d be horrified if some of us aren’t losing our hair and getting wrinkles at this point...I mean we’re getting old...

oh?

Negative

Wait...you have a job?

All you need is that hot tub you totally have

More like little big ass hot pocket