Still Me

My mother always said my Indian name was lil fuckwith

Death to the infidel

I used to live down by the coast and when hurricane irene(I think) hit Houston it knocked out the power for all the restaurants and shit in my area...so instead of letting the food go to waste they just got a fuck ton of propane grills and invited the neighborhood to come and eat

and I feel like shiiiiiit... whomever got me sick...will pay....

lol sure...

Enjoy

It was probably a good thing...we have custom decks...and some of the shit is about your disgusting ass...wouldn’t want you to get all butthurt

I’m so drunk right now

I’m frunk as dunk

eh....I survive on the legal shit for now

yeah but I think there is a loophole....like my company is based in Illinois...so if it’s legal there can I smoke it in tejas?

I miss weed

sober me = don’t touch me but drunk me (Ie...at dis moment) = touch me....everywhere

you’re so one note

one more to go.... Its in th freezer....so....maybe.....30 minutes I can crack into that

do you like him...or like....like like him....cause that’s necrophilia

but today I kept having customers talk about them....I’m mean not badly...but it always weirds me out when about 50% of the people I dealt with wanted to see them...or ask me questions about them... i even had a few of them touch the new tattoo that’s peeling...I jokingly call it my people leather....but it’s weird..... oh how bout this....this lady...didn’t even say anything....she just reached across the counter and grabbed my arm and pulled it to her....then started stoking my arm telling me “oh this is beautiful”....I’m standing there like....um...thank you?.....

I got back less this year.... but then again....I’m in a new tax bracket

Omg talk about grip and rip

I wonder......if I can Uber some

I want doughnuts

I believe it

then not fix the clog you caused

nobody gets my dry humor here....they have to actually listen to me talk to get it

I’m funny all the time