Still Me

I always wanna dip it in salt to like...mute the sweet

I will argue I’m not the biggest fan of candied bacon

People who don’t like bacon aren’t people and should be put down out of mercy

What’s that country song...Gretchen Wilson right? I’m here for the party? we need a version “im here for the bacon”

AAAAAAAH AHMAGAWD HOGGLE.... it never fails...I mention joe dirt....BOOP..... heeeeeeeres hoggle

Na....she’s just a bitch

What was it joe dirt said? “You wanna fight? Stick your head up my butt and fight for air”

There once was a man named midnight who wanted to be big and fight but he didn’t know what he’d started the fights been won for I hath farted

Roses are red violets are blue if I had a stick id beat the shit out of you

I made this thread before I left home for work...this...is too fuckin funny

This thread went as expected and it amuses me

HA click bait

It’s not my bacon...and LB is black....taking a black mans bacon is a hate crime

It is...now go get me a beef n cheddar

jake gyllenhaal

Dew eet...we can go at them turkey legs like captain caveman

COOKIES!!!!!!!

Eh

I need cookies

Lol or like my state fair pics of all that meat grilling... if it makes you feel better I had a salad for dinner today...

Like a dorito...always leaves me with dirty fingers

Yeah man that disco chick...I hear she’s one hell of a lay

No the answer was 1... i passed the lie detector in elementary school

Now it kinda depends...there are still some that are but they are becoming scarce

Ok number 1 is true because he IS an asshole... but I say 2 is your lie 1) I passed a lie detector test in middle school while I lied consistantly 2) i used to run around chasing kids growling like a monster in elementary school 3) I managed to get a payday loan in college, then convinced the company that gave me said loan that I was not the person in question and never had to pay them back