Still Me

Happy swimming in your daddy’s ballsack day

NO...and come visit us...we feeds you gud

Dunno...I’m here for food not decor

@midnight

Zzzquil has the same active ingredient as benedryl...so yes it would work for allergies

Cause zquil is just benedryl

Probably not...but the thought of the sex your gonna have with your hand tonight does unsettle the soul

Why does everything have to be an insult with you? fairly regularly you post about how so much of an emotional asshole you are and how you can only stand someone for so long until you intentionally push buttons to make them hate you and leave... so excuse me for taking your emotional bullshit and using it in a plausible sense

Lol why? You don’t exactly strike me as someone who’s gonna be blowin up today

Two heads would be nice...so one can be here in this funhouse and the other on Twitter...im trending

YEAH...fuck that bitch for making me hungry

The house of stillz is always shrouded in shame...and a teeny weenie bit of fuck you

That’s just a good time

I always wanna dip it in salt to like...mute the sweet

I will argue I’m not the biggest fan of candied bacon

People who don’t like bacon aren’t people and should be put down out of mercy

What’s that country song...Gretchen Wilson right? I’m here for the party? we need a version “im here for the bacon”

AAAAAAAH AHMAGAWD HOGGLE.... it never fails...I mention joe dirt....BOOP..... heeeeeeeres hoggle

Na....she’s just a bitch

What was it joe dirt said? “You wanna fight? Stick your head up my butt and fight for air”

There once was a man named midnight who wanted to be big and fight but he didn’t know what he’d started the fights been won for I hath farted

Roses are red violets are blue if I had a stick id beat the shit out of you

I made this thread before I left home for work...this...is too fuckin funny