Still Me

I think ive determined......that it’s when you spend a half hour cleaning their vomit out of the sink...........

and why would anyone want to fucking be you

why the fuck would I do that....

it’s always pretty easy to figure me out even with a different alias

🖕🏻 Smart phones..... he says thanks

Oh....then I suppose you don’t want this photo I took.......

I nip her quite often...LB and i are currently sitting in this restaurant called bone fish... i ordered blackened cod tacos...he’s getting a wagyu burger...and for desert I’m on the fence of this Carmel apple lava cake or this macadamia brownie sundae.....

I mean...I only watch the calories...I still eat whatever I want...I just exercise

I rarely eat them...I think the last time it was in September (work bought them for me) and I regrettably accepted one then promptly threw out the frosting

Some crazy YouTube video

I have a hard time eating cake and frosting...specifically buttercream...

I hear anus taste of pennies...

You can always get custom made chocolate anuses

As someone who went to culinary school...and has a degree in advanced pastry techniques....I’ve come to despise cake

For the most part...and the money’s good

Oh wow I didn’t know you lived near fuggs

let’s brighten this shit up....

ok that one hits too close....cause I know I pretty...and I post pictures cause I know I’m pretty

second....

do I smell....bullshit....lol j/k

I think we all know how untrustworthy you are

I no longer partake caffeine

I never said I over ate....I ate dinner....now I’m full...it makes me feel heavy.... the gross thing....is I can feel it burning away....

gonna die....

Oh fuck.... i have an irrational hatred for anything fucking naruto.... or the color purple....