Still Me

I’m gonna let a doctor cut open my scalp today....woooooooo

Jello comes from bone marrow...which has no meat flavor...and meat jello is possible...just make a roast and let the juices sit and cool... BAM....meat jello

When I’m not posting here I’m doing this:

I have that shit turned off...it’s fucking annoying

Tl;dr.....one word... Detroitred

goes the dynamite

Too full

LB and I went to a gamer cafe...you can play as long as you want...minimum $10 check

Oh Jesus Christ....put it out of its misery....

She just polished off the catnip ones...we buy them at sams in the jumbo 3 pack...then we get her greenies for her little teetheez

I’ve officially run out of space...

Oh fuck Denton? That’s not far from me actually

Houston sucks anyways...but Dallas is on a grid...much easier and more spacious

Legitimately could be

We have one candy shop in the mall that has them...but they over charge cause it’s considered a fucking import...they are made in fucking PA...how the fuck is that an import...they sell them for 2.50....

Oh shit let’s go through my fave sweets... When it comes to candy I love me some mallowcups...which are hard as fuck to come by in Texas...but anything that’s in dark chocolate...the more percentage of cacao the better...like 70-80% is the sweet spot...that being said...I phycally can’t eat hard chewy Caramels or taffy... but when it comes to pastries...i mean I have a degree in the pastry arts...so..I’m picky as FUCK...and i can’t stand frosting...but I love me some vanilla cream lobster tails and I’m hyper critical of cannoli’s...but I loves them

Yeah....its incredibly common...it’s ok tho...I only have to take the thing to the gym...

With all that money they pump into them they damn well better be

Hell yeah...did I tell you the first movie we watched on it was coco 4k....it was other worldly

T-pain put out a new album a couple of days ago.....

Niiiiice....you got movie trading company up there? That place is the shit

Oh man have you seen repo the genetic opera? It’s like my dirty secret....

Hey now...I like musicals...that’s my chick flick kryptonite...

Yeah I can get that...but what I will tell you is the opposite...it’s the apparition that will leave you frozen in fear...but it’s the poltergeist that is life changing....