Still Me

I like my face hugger I put on my gas door... i also have the saiyan royal crest on the back window

Is this a dick joke

Well thank you guys that would be wonderful!

If y’all are super cereal I’ll keep y’all updated on if they add me to the pool

Mother fucker...southern cooking...lol

Oh and...it would be for 2 weeks

Lol fiiiiiiine...I’ll get in touch with the rite aid support staff and see what my limitations are...if I’m allowed to not stay in the hotel, and if they pay for rentals...as well as store hours...cause I would hate to have to work super late then come in and wake y’all up

Hmm....ok that’s 1 in the pro’s

Uh....I think they said Claxton...? dude...the only claim to fame this place has is that it makes Christmas fruit cakes....fucking....fruit cakes....then the only hotel in town is a budget inn...fuckin NOOOOOOOPE

Na...this place is po-dunk....it’s like 3 hours away from Atlanta

Well my hope was that it was a store that we were gonna assist to closing it’s doors....I would have love killing a store...then feel like an asshole that the people I was working with now had no job

they want me to go to Georgia and train a former rite aid how to become a Walgreens.... fuck.... no...

Considering he isn’t talking to me in this thread and talking to other members...it’s more that we’re having a conversation and continuing it with other people...then again you could you know....fuck off

Not my bacon...not my rules

Yep...that culinary degree sitting at my bar says otherwise fuck nut

Says the guy that eats scorched eggs...

I think it’s time that you face the fact that no women wants to try with you

You need more friends...that aren’t pussies

Yeah...so....I hear if you press your face as close as you can to the little window as hard as you can while your food is cooking...it cooks faster...go do that

Then how does she live in the world...

Heh.....I don’t know...I think I have to roll for that

I figured I’d get drunk and pass out on the couch instead

Wait....does that work?

was roped into hanging out over at a friends house this weekend...the she like...texts me and start spouting about dungeons and dragons and I’m like “I’m happy for you...but I have zero idea what you’re talking about”....then she starts telling me I have to build a character sheet cause this weekend is D&D night and we are playing... i was not asked i was told....that I would be playing... and no matter how many times I’ve said “I have ZERO concept of what the fuck you’re talking about nor will I be ‘role playing’..” she can’t get the fucking hint..... she just sent me the beginners guide for this...fifth fucking edition of the game.... i dont want to play....i don’t DO table tops.....and she is fucking making me