It's kinda amusing how you keep going on and on about fetish stuff being off-topic in a thread where fetish stuff is, at least, tangentially related to the topic. The fact is, my original post was on-topic and you haven't posted a single on-topic thing in here.
It's also pretty funny how you're getting so bent out of shape over seeing "weird" sexual responses in a shitpost thread about wanting an anime character to sit on your face.
I swear, you're almost an unintentional comedy goldmine.