TrigunBebop

put some catnip on the rag for extra crazy. <.<

I lol'd at this thread's title. Berry Spite.

Put the dish rag inside an open box and watch her go crazy at it. >.>

This post identifies as a reply. Also, cocks.

And the Chaos Shrine theme from Final Fantasy 1 (PSX Version) is the best dungeon theme in all of Final Fantasy.

But Saber's Edge might just be the best boss fight theme in all of Final Fantasy.

How about a TrigunBebop vs. Balloon wrestling match instead?

Yes, master. <.< I mean what? #>.>#

Eh, I'd rather capitalize on something related to balloons. That way I'd be doing something I love.

I wonder if iced ketchup is a thing...

You answered my 2nd question for you before I even asked it. o__o Do... do you have ESPN? >.>

Indeed they do. >.>

ALSO, COCKS

I'll pack ya, baby. Or something.

Since tomato is a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a fruit smoothie?

Does that book have the Foot Feta-ish burger in it? That name always makes me lol <.<

Pillows are overrated.

Yeah if someone is just yelling or being kinda loud it is usually better to be polite and just ask them to calm down. However, the assholes around where I live like to do things like make death threats or rape threats (usually to female workers), try to grab whoever is at the register, or take swings at whoever is serving them. At that point, I have no qualms with being far less than polite to them.

I was just going off on a tangent based on something @jackiemarie90 said.

yay hug! :3

So long as you're not afraid of a bit of conflict, that is usually a good idea. Most belligerent customers only act that way as a power play over the employees serving them. You'd be surprised at how quickly that shit can get nipped in the bud as soon as someone who is not beholden to their bullshit enters the picture. Once called out on their shitty behavior, they usually just get pissy and storm off. And I know this from lots of experience. There are a ton of belligerent fuckwits where I live. I've lost count of how many times I, as a customer, have told some belligerent fuckwit to fuck off and learn how to act in public. In every case so far, they just wound up storming out of the place like an angry toddler while muttering obscenities under their breath. I've also gotten quite a few discounts as well as some free food as a result, but that's beside the point. Most people who act like assholes only do so because they think no one will call them on their bullshit. As soon as it's clear that those around them will not put up with it, they usually back off.

Fuck that! *throws inflatable chair* ... amidoinitrite?

That always happens to me when I'm on the phone.

Yes, master...