TrigunBebop

Waifu pillows? I think you mean waifu balloons.

You can also skip out on the helium tank to save even more. After all, blowing them up yourself is like half the fun of having balloons in the first place. And especially now that internet shopping is a thing, you can easily buy the bulk bags that balloon manufacturers sell to vendors. That's usually how I buy my balloons. Get a ton of balloons for about 65%-70% the normal cost. Balloon drawer? Try a stack of 3 jumbo Rubbermaid balloon storage containers.

Here's a chart of my favorite colors.

Once a balloon has oxidized enough, it'll stop making that noise. Within a couple days of a balloon having been blown up, that noise ceases to be a thing (Though I do actually thoroughly enjoy that noise myself). After a few months the balloon will have oxidized enough that it will have shrunken a lot and gotten all squishy and wrinkly. At that point you can just cut the knot off with a pair of scissors to deflate it without popping it and then save the intact bulb for more a more explicit use.

With some free Studio Fuusen.

You mean this video? That's something I've only done like a handful of times (There are other, better ways to do something similar that don't involve ruining the balloon after just a single use).

I've never posted any videos of me doing things with balloons.

Honestly, my balloony antics consist mostly of just lots of hugging and cuddling. Anything more explicit than that is a bit more rare. Also, popping is something I very much go out of my way to avoid most of the time.

Except for balloons. Dollar store balloons are never worth it. Damn things might as well be made of tissue paper with how fragile they are.

At least you don't attract bigots/white nationalists. If I had a dollar for every time some asshat just randomly told me about how they hated Jews/Black people/LGBT people/etc. and were surprised when I told them to fuck off, my balloon stash would number in the tens of thousands right now.

^This

You forgot to mention the most important thing: How were the balloons?

rub rub squeak squeak

And I am more than okay with that. They're pretty bangin'.

That joke totally blows. ... Good job.

Nah I'll pass. Remember, when it comes to balloon sizes: 1.) If you ain't at least sixteen you ain't gettin' this peen. 2.) However, if you're twenty-four I'll be your dirty little whore.

Yeah I honestly don't even know how you'd be able to work it into a routine.

Only 10 inches? That's like dollar store tier.

Really? Well that blows.

Exactly

*sigh* Premature popping... I mean what?

I like to sleep on the floor. Especially when my room is filled with balloons.

Oh god, that thought is gibbon me a headache.

It's fun tho