TrigunBebop

I lol'd

Y'all already know my answer.

You might be right.

But I dun wanna pop in public.

That's a pretty balloon.

only if you give me a quackjob.

lolno Balloon freak for life.

Way to ignore my dumb balloon pun. Now I feel deflated.

Well I should start charging them then. People pay good money to watch looner shows.

I'd rather not, for I've already pooped once today.

But I don't wanna fuck. I only wanna bang.

There are only 2 kinds of people in the world. People who like Mean Girls, and people who have never seen it.

it ok ghost every one dick sometime

Well I do know how to best handle balloons... It's still weird though.

Happy Mylar Monday! The worst balloon for the worst day.

That just might be the most adorable doggo I've ever seen.

Time for more Studio Fuusen goodness.

I have a few friends who know about my balloon fetish. Every time I've helped them prepare/decorate for a party they always specifically ask me to be in charge of inflating/putting up the balloons. When I ask if I could do something else they always become very adamant that I be the one in charge of handling the balloons. This has happened multiple times with each friend now and it's kinda awkward...

Dynasty Warriors then?

My sexlexia keeps making me see her name as dicsolemonade.

Waifu pillows? I think you mean waifu balloons.

You can also skip out on the helium tank to save even more. After all, blowing them up yourself is like half the fun of having balloons in the first place. And especially now that internet shopping is a thing, you can easily buy the bulk bags that balloon manufacturers sell to vendors. That's usually how I buy my balloons. Get a ton of balloons for about 65%-70% the normal cost. Balloon drawer? Try a stack of 3 jumbo Rubbermaid balloon storage containers.

Here's a chart of my favorite colors.

Once a balloon has oxidized enough, it'll stop making that noise. Within a couple days of a balloon having been blown up, that noise ceases to be a thing (Though I do actually thoroughly enjoy that noise myself). After a few months the balloon will have oxidized enough that it will have shrunken a lot and gotten all squishy and wrinkly. At that point you can just cut the knot off with a pair of scissors to deflate it without popping it and then save the intact bulb for more a more explicit use.