TrigunBebop

That ass was made to sit pop balloons.

Luckily not too long ago Studio FUUSEN released a teaser image hinting at a 2B vid. So 2B balloon porn is actually gonna be a thing.

I need balloon porn with 2B.

He definitely should have been shitcanned. Moving him to another store will just result in even more people being harassed.

A 24 incher wouldn't be able to inflate much at all once inside. That'd be one hell of a waste of a good balloon.

Did somebody say tight pants? https://youtu.be/J1c2KzJbcGA Edit: Looks like YouTube doesn't allow that video to be embedded. Poo.

Still waiting on a W-2 from my former 2nd job.

Just go get some Mexican food. Problem solved.

I know. But I seriously doubt it has a 24 inch diameter. Something that large isn't fitting inside anyone's ass.

That would mean balloons didn't matter. And that's just not possible.

CAN I GET A DIFFERENT KIND OF CREAM, THEN?

Generally speaking, I don't pop balloons on purpose. I like having them around, so I try to keep them for as long as possible. The shape and feel of the balloons are more important to me. Helium is alright but normal air is better.

That would be impossible.

Why buy a $2000+ sex doll when you can get a 50 count bag of 16 inch Qualatex balloons for well under $20? That's 50 high quality sex toys for less than 1 percent the cost of one sex toy. I don't get it.

Sounds like someone needs to be fired ASAP.

Update: Discovered one kinda significant flaw with these balloons. They don't seem to last quite as long as other balloons once blown up. It hasn't even been a month yet, and some of them have already spontaneously popped due to oxidation (and the ones that haven't popped yet are already heavily oxidized.). The other balloons I've had tended to last at least 2-3 months once blown up and they didn't oxidize nearly as fast.

What if your "brownies" are bricks?

We already have one of those.

Balloons and what not

Just remember to remove the pennies from their rolls first. Whole rolls of pennies can do significant damage as projectiles.

Okay. How about get a few rolls of pennies and make it hail?

Cilantro tastes lemony and lemon tastes like soap.

Make it rain.

This is not how you shitpost.