TrigunBebop

I gotta hand it to Bennet Silverman for this one. He did a really good job on it.

I AM OKAY WITH THIS, BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE DAMN GOOD LUNG CAPACITY.

Nothing says alpha like being super lazy and sleeping in for several hours.

Maybe your phone has a food fetish.

Dirty dinner sinner should be the name of a food porn site.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

You know, the usual. Balloons and what not.

You posted the link as rich text instead of plain text.

Fixed version

I wish I had the space for more balloons.

Please no! Think about the moral ramifications of what you're considering!!!

exactly

Damn right I blow. I blow hard.

It's always dead here.

Yeah! How dare professors take the time to explain how something is wrong instead of just threatening to backhand anyone who disagrees with them! The way these professors act, you'd think that colleges and universities were learning institutions or something.

Sometimes I miss watching pro wrestling. But every time I try to get back into it it doesn't hold my attention.

Projecting much?

Whoa... you breathe helium!? You could help undo the helium shortage if that's true! You'd be a hero!

And thus, Marty would go on to earn a new name... Marty McFry.

Oddly enough, my lung capacity actually surpasses that of wind instrument musicians.

Oh yeah. Extremely powerful. >.>

Nope, and I almost never see ads anyways. For some reason, ads almost never play when you watch YouTube vids via a Chromecast.

Mine changed right as I was about to screencap it.

That's quite a horny balloon.

Well that's because you're in the future.