TrigunBebop

Because you touch yourself at night... when you should be touching me. I mean wut?

I just wanna be famous enough to get free balloons. Also, cocks.

I'm expecting a package of over 250 large balloons any time now. I can't wait!

r u high?

No hablo moonspeak

Why pop 'em when you can let 'em oxidize a bit and use 'em as cuddle buddies?

I don't exist. Do you hate me?

No. Only the sexy round things are balloons. Not just round things in general.

I refuse to buy used games online anymore. Nearly everytime I did, I always got a disc that looked like someone took sandpaper or a brillo pad to it.

Luckily, said looners don't seem to exist. Both poppers and nonpoppers alike tend to understand the benefits ofproper balloon care/storage.

I am the next generation. I am from the future.

Ah, I see. Thanks for the explanation.

Nope. Not at all. >.> <.< ok I lied. It worked.

PYOB = Pop Your Own Balloon

I know.

HAPPEH MOTHERFUCKIN' BIRTHDAY BOUVRE!!! ^___^

But air is better than water

Make sure to wipe 'em off afterwards. Don't want them stinkin' up the place.

Nice balloons

INFLATOBALLS

Actually it's Waifu Wednesday.

According to my notification tracker, fuggs quoted me in this post, which is odd since it neither quotes me nor even mentions me at all. https://unevenedge.com/topic/25353-crap-she-left-the-united-states/?tab=comments#comment-408368 So what happened here? I am confuzzled. O_o

What brand did you get?

This hand of mine is burning red.

I drink marinara sauce.