TrigunBebop

Escaflonase

I know, right? That's one hell of a freebie.

You-Gay-Oh!

Even without a note explaining it, that nice bonus still made my day. That was almost 20 dollars worth of balloons... FOR FREE. ^__^

Card Crappers

Way to go, Sponges. This is why we can't have nice things.

I give good blowjobs.

Nah. I messaged them yesterday and today they replied saying they included some extras since it was a huge ass order. >.>

Well... when you put it that way, I guess that means I blow ass?

Those aren't the ones I was talking about and you know it. Anyways, here's the anatomy of a balloon: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/balloons/images/6/6f/Anatomy.gif/revision/latest?cb=20100109210737 As you can see, none of those parts are labeled "ass"". >.>

I figured the whole balloon fetish thing would have landed me there anyways. >_>

Balloons aren't buttheads.

It's true. Since I started getting 24 inch Tuftex balloons, I've become more and more infatuated with big 'loons.

It's a personal preference thing. Latex feels smooth and warm. Mylar feels cold and dead.

But those balloon knots are made from the neck of the balloon, not the ass.

Smash But very slowly and gently. Don't want it to pop too early.

Super hard pass. I hate mylar.

My sense of adventure stops at balloons that have giant ass burners under them.

But it's the only Jesus song I know.

They aren't well rounded enough to be hot.

Pass Wrong kind of balloon.

Hard pass. Because minions.

Pass, but only because they're a bit too small.

Nope. Balloons don't have asses.

Here's a better Jesus song