TrigunBebop

So $5 and a balloon = a good time. Oh wait... that's not what she meant by blow job? I am disappoint.

Definitely smash, because those balloons are like bubble wrap. Fuck yeah bubble wrap.

For the most part I just blow some up and hug/cuddle them every now and then, and when they get too old (or pop) I replace them with fresh ones. Every once in awhile I will do more, uh... naughty stuff with them though. >_______________>;; Also, yeah my balloon stash is at around 450-ish.

Over 9000

Been thinking about getting me an airship balloon.

I know what Pennywise is. I'm not falling for that trap.

I'm gonna have to pass on those. Any large balloon filled with liquid is gonna be too heavy and unwieldy to really enjoy. I was just wondering what was inside them because whatever it is looks a bit... fizzy.

Well, in that case... hard pass. Clowns are creepy.

What on Earth are those balloons filles with?

Smash I love me some red balloons.

Pass Twisting balloons aren't very sexy.

Then you must know that I like you, baby. I mean what?

Pass Don't wanna do a Pokemon.

There sure is a lot of MMD fetish content out there

Escaflonase

I know, right? That's one hell of a freebie.

You-Gay-Oh!

Even without a note explaining it, that nice bonus still made my day. That was almost 20 dollars worth of balloons... FOR FREE. ^__^

Card Crappers

Way to go, Sponges. This is why we can't have nice things.

I give good blowjobs.

Nah. I messaged them yesterday and today they replied saying they included some extras since it was a huge ass order. >.>

Well... when you put it that way, I guess that means I blow ass?

Those aren't the ones I was talking about and you know it. Anyways, here's the anatomy of a balloon: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/balloons/images/6/6f/Anatomy.gif/revision/latest?cb=20100109210737 As you can see, none of those parts are labeled "ass"". >.>

I figured the whole balloon fetish thing would have landed me there anyways. >_>