TrigunBebop

Might wanna reword that title. Makes it sound like you tested positive.

Usually just making sure you aren't damaging the property or hoarding garbage. Stuff like that.

Yep. Pretty much all apartments around here get inspections.

Show them all your Vegetas.

lol 24 and 36 inchers are way too big to fit in a standard closet. >.>

Oh I'm gonna be moving them as far out of the way as I can. They're all a bit overinflated, and I don't want some idiot popping one by batting it too hard. These balloons are too pricey to be wasted like that. Also, I don't really need to distract them from grading. Outside of the whole balloon thing, there are no other problems in my room.

You'd be surprised... Where I live, landlords have a lot of leeway when it comes to dicking you over even if you don't violate any rules.

Nope, but landlords can still be dicks about things that aren't violations.

Lucky you. Inspections are annoying as fuck, especially when the inspector is a rude asshat who feels the need to provide smartass commentary about the stuff you own.

Eh, I'd rather not. In one of the previous apartments I lived in, the housing manager snooped through my shit during an inspection and found some of my Mellyloon/Looneynudes print balloons. For several months after that inspection, she kept giving me fliers for sex addiction therapy and for various church groups focused around "curing sexual deviancy". And then she got mad when I didn't thank her for "helping" me. I'd rather not have to risk dealing with that nonsense again.

Just think of them as an army of potential customers.

I should just say my friends played a prank on me. That's believable, right? >.> <.<

Just print the logo of whatever you're marketing on a bunch of balloons and hang 'em up everywhere.

I could always just tell them my balloons are full of nitrous oxide.

Think I'll get in trouble for having a bedroom full of balloons? Because I refuse to get rid of them.

Yes to both her regular and Majin forms.

12 inch toasted cheese steak sub on Italian herb and cheese bread with provolone, spinach, banana peppers, black olives, red onion, tomato, mayo, and sweet onion sauce from Subway.

also, cocks