TrigunBebop

I'd be leary of doing stuff like that. Most landlords take issue with renters doing things like that.

Oh god I used to live next to people who never cleaned. They made the lobby area of the apartment building smell like rancid trash, and they gave everyone nearby bug problems (The bugs would literally crawl out from under their door and invade other peoples' apartments). Everyone was relieved when they were finally booted.

Like an extremely overinflated balloon.

A handful of tiny, sharp pieces still fly off if you hit it hard enough.

Every Friday is a Good Friday when you celebrate Fuusen Friday.

lol you said "blown"

That's a weird way to spell Fuusen Friday.

Haven't tried them yet. They're kinda pricey since you gotta import them. However, now that I have a balloon stash built up, I might go ahead and get some soon.

🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

I changed mine like 1 or 2 months ago.

Good thing I swapped that pillow with a balloon when you weren't looking.

My very first post in this thread was sexual in nature. Sexual answers are totally allowed.

"Boom, pinpop".

Why not both?

Since I don't live with my parents, I dunno.

THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB I SAID NO, NO, NO

Oops. Sometimes I bust out a looner term and forget to explain what it means. Sorry about that. >.< But yeah necking just means inflating the neck of the balloon (or making the balloon look like a lightbulb). Also, I think the other manufacturers might be starting to follow CATTEX's example a little bit. For instance, 36 inch Tuftex balloons are now significantly more neckable than they used to be (and there really isn't much of a functional reason to make a balloon more neckable outside of appealing to looners).

tsk tsk You should have invested in a good phone case. Like this one. >.> <.<

Naked pillow fighting

Considering that more and more public places are banning latex balloons due to latex allergy risk, and that far fewer businesses/groups are doing balloon releases during celebrations (Which is a good thing. Balloon releases endanger local wildlife and are more or less just littering on a mass scale.), balloon manufacturers might have to start catering more towards looners in the future if they wanna stay in the balloon business. Also, I forgot to mention in the last post that CATTEX has actually already made some balloons that cater specifically towards looners. Their 32 inch and 36 inch longneck balloons were developed because looners love to neck balloons, and no other brand really had any 30+ inch balloons with good necking potential (or any necking potential at all, really).

Yeah, you're right. I'm off my game tonight.

The first key step would be at least acknowledging that looners exist and supporting (or at least not shaming) them. One of the major balloon manufacturers has already done this. Awhile back, the Italian balloon manufacturer CATTEX came out and said they appreciated that looners derive so much pleasure from balloons, and that they were proud that so many looners choose their balloons. They also said that they're gonna consider what looners like when designing new balloons in the future.

Sounds like you have mastered the art of unique room decor.

I could bust you... I mean wut?

Balloons are super fun even if you aren't sexually attracted to them. Balloons really are the best.