TrigunBebop

Because VIDYA GAEMZ

This place can't even really handle one of me, much less two. <_<

Yes... come to the looner side! It's pretty bangin', and everyone gives great blowjobs! >.> <.< lolol In all seriousness, though, balloon blowing exercises could actually help you with the rap thing. Those exercises increase your lung capacity and can help you develop better control of your breathing. Both those things can help you make and maintain a more complex flow to your lyrics. Of course, there are other methods to increase lung capacity and breath control, but balloons are cheaper.

He tends to do that a lot.

I hate when I loose some. That's why I make sure to keep it tight.

you find a balloon video that looks hot as fuck only to discover it's a smoking clip... T.T FeelsBadMan

But what if you're POP?

I used to get at least 5 of them a day.

Why not wake up under both a pile of pillows and a pile of balloons?

No, for she isn't a balloon. Remember: If it ain't inflatable, it ain't datable.

Don't knock it until you try it. Imagine waking up under a bright, rainbow colored canopy of balloons. FeelsGoodMan

Underneath all those balloons.

More or less like this. I'm too lazy to take a new pic.

This is Saber Lion

You know what's even more decorative and fun? Filling the whole room with balloons.

Now I want some noodles.

Glad you approve. It's easily the best video Kigluka's ever done.

Aw, man. I was hoping it was gonna be a party for lesbians.

Water isn't great for bigger balloons. Filling a huge balloon with water usually just results in a heavy, unwieldy, and unstable mess. As for helium, it's more or less the same as regular air except floaty. It's alright, but it robs you of the experience of blowing up the balloon by mouth, which is half the fun. It is kinda fun to tug on a helium balloon's string to make it bounce, though.

How about instead of an explanation, I give you Saber Lion?

Yes. It's used on some sites for pics/videos that feature 36+ inchers. Or large zeppelin balloons.

Man if I had a dollar for every time someone has shown me that cartoon, I'd probably have enough money to increase my balloon stash tenfold. In fact, the vast majority of private messages I got on the ASMB were people linking that cartoon. >.>

That's actually a category on some balloon fetish sites now.

Shhh don't ask questions. Just enjoy the cuteness.

Air > Water