TrigunBebop

Since I don't live with my parents, I dunno.

THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB I SAID NO, NO, NO

Oops. Sometimes I bust out a looner term and forget to explain what it means. Sorry about that. >.< But yeah necking just means inflating the neck of the balloon (or making the balloon look like a lightbulb). Also, I think the other manufacturers might be starting to follow CATTEX's example a little bit. For instance, 36 inch Tuftex balloons are now significantly more neckable than they used to be (and there really isn't much of a functional reason to make a balloon more neckable outside of appealing to looners).

tsk tsk You should have invested in a good phone case. Like this one. >.> <.<

Naked pillow fighting

Considering that more and more public places are banning latex balloons due to latex allergy risk, and that far fewer businesses/groups are doing balloon releases during celebrations (Which is a good thing. Balloon releases endanger local wildlife and are more or less just littering on a mass scale.), balloon manufacturers might have to start catering more towards looners in the future if they wanna stay in the balloon business. Also, I forgot to mention in the last post that CATTEX has actually already made some balloons that cater specifically towards looners. Their 32 inch and 36 inch longneck balloons were developed because looners love to neck balloons, and no other brand really had any 30+ inch balloons with good necking potential (or any necking potential at all, really).

Yeah, you're right. I'm off my game tonight.

The first key step would be at least acknowledging that looners exist and supporting (or at least not shaming) them. One of the major balloon manufacturers has already done this. Awhile back, the Italian balloon manufacturer CATTEX came out and said they appreciated that looners derive so much pleasure from balloons, and that they were proud that so many looners choose their balloons. They also said that they're gonna consider what looners like when designing new balloons in the future.

Sounds like you have mastered the art of unique room decor.

I could bust you... I mean wut?

Balloons are super fun even if you aren't sexually attracted to them. Balloons really are the best.

No. Spin it.

Pop it.

... The fuck is a prinoun?

Looks like this thread was a bust.

What was the debate over?

There's actually less balloons there than it looks like. I just corralled them together in a big mound in front of a mirror to make it look like the whole room was almost completely filled.

Looks like my trick had the intended effect. There's actually less balloons there than it looks like.

They didn't even check any of the rooms. All they did was check the smoke detectors. I wish the notice hadn't lied. It said it was gonna be a full inspection. I moved a bunch of crap around and corralled all my balloons in the corner for nothing. >.< Next time they do an inspection, you should totally leave out the prosthetics and reptile faces, then add a whip or a flogger and a ballgag nearby. Make it super weird.

trippy

This

Sticky balloons are riskier to inflate.

That was absolutely awful. Good job.

And I have already almost completely bought out that whole order by myself. There's a good lesson to learn here. If you own a balloon shop, you really should advertize to looners. You'll make a shitload of money off large orders.

I'm 100% natural latex.