TrigunBebop

I can never ever ever get it to work. I start out thinking "Alright! This time I'll finally blow it up ALL THE WAY!", but as soon as the balloon necks, I get both an intense feeling of anxiety over the risk of it suddenly popping as well as an even more intense urge to tie it off and hug/cuddle it. And then I always chicken out and tie it off. Oh well. At least I get another cuddle buddy with each failure.

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Balloon wrestling. I'd watch the shit outta that.

For some reason, I thought this thread was gonna be about you kicking some guy in the nuts.

We do bang every now and then. >.>

A glass case would be a death trap for a balloon. All someone has to do is break the glass, and the shards will most likely pop the balloon instantly.

NOPE. HANDS OFF, HE'S TAKEN. >.>

Around here, most apartment complexes are owned by big out-of-city (or sometimes out-of-state) businesses that manage a ton of real estate. It's not uncommon for such businesses to have regular inspections to make sure people aren't destroying the property (unless they're slumlords).

If they ask (which they probably will), I'm probably just gonna tell them I like having balloons around.

'MURICA! FUCK YEAH!

I personally think they are the absolute best balloons. Especially their 24 inchers. They're just... heavenly. ~__~

Until I burst? >.>;;

Nah. That'd be a very one-sided battle. I'm a looner, not a rapper.

Eh, they probably either don't know or don't care about the whole balloon fetish thing. The only manufacturer I know of who is aware of/acknowledges looners is the Italian one, CATTEX.

I'm as Tuf as the Tuffest Tuftex balloon!

omg senpai noticed me!

TufTex

I'm a TrigunBebop. Also, cocks

lolwut Everyone knows I have a balloon in my pants, not a pricker.

But there are just too many pricks around here. Don't want him bumping into one and popping.

I'd let Vegeta show me his Final Flash and let him shoot his Galick Gun all over my face, if you know what I mean. I mean wut?

Balloons are a better bang.

Ayye gurl, butterfree up dat schedule cuz Imma beedrillin' you all night.

No. Bad Phillies. D: