Raptorpat

there was a joke at the start of UEMB that he died and his dad took over his account and maintained the same posting style in his honor

it might actually just be an old hotdog split down the center

Gina needs to make a celebratory appearance already

i hear barpo is the new guiy

He's got an account here, popped in a couple times a while back.

I think I'm a traditional pepperoni guy, but I do like a good bbq chicken pizza - none of that blue cheese lumps mixed in with the mozzarella though

it was kind of crazy that there were whole ecosystems of posters at different times of day

i put on my wizard hat and robe

which... kind of orgasm

i forgot about it but maybe i'll readd it to my mental list of things to watch

I'm glad it's been an opportunity for people to reconnect - both the people who just popped in to say hi and the folks who will stay a while. It's what we're here for.

rip molar's broken penis

This is apparently where the ranks ended up (though I have no recollection of the changes beyond post-OotO): https://asmbinfo.wordpress.com/currentranks/

I was def Owl when I got perma'd, I don't think they had any post-owl ranks yet but maybe I'm wrong I think when I got it un-perma'd a year or two later it had the new 'swimmortal' rank

passed Senate 63-36

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/06/01/federal-judge-drops-desantis-disney-case-00099823

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/06/01/senate-leaders-reach-agreement-to-quickly-vote-on-debt-deal-00099820

I got bamboozled yesterday I thought the appointment was to get my cement attachments taken off but it was just the regular x-ray and cleaning the silver lining is that I found out after going to this place for a decade+ that they have a kid-sized version of the x-ray rectangle they shove in your mouth, and I'm 100% asking for that every time I get an x-ray for the rest of my dental days

happy birthday @SapphireShores!

cracky prefers the blue stuff under the sink

This was the last wayback shot of mine: http://web.archive.org/web/20150924150434/http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/166217

BEWAER OF USED TRAMPOLINES

holy smokes I totally remember doing that interview! I felt so out of my league and also had no idea how to conduct an interview.

The more I think about it, the more I definitely remember this

you were almost certainly doing the world a service given how young we all were