Raptorpat

he wasn't even a zombie to begin with! and now I have to stand guard half the time she takes a dump

my child saw about five seconds of Bill Murray in the fake zombie makeup in Zombieland a month ago, and she's been real weird about going into any room by herself ever since

did you like the mystique of the back room you weren't allowed to see it could have been anything back there!

I started getting a chicken caesar wrap for lunch at work a couple months ago but I gotta limit myself to one maybe two a week because I'm self conscious

apparently it's the whole internet world

reeeaaaaal curious to see the stats on item bag purchases after today I think it was @viperxmns who get me to be ok with deleting all but two of each of the one-off evolution items, but I still hoard most everything else.

me right now - "but what if down the road i suddenly need 400 max potions and 400 max revives and i'll regret deleting them all"

300 max potions, 200 max potions however many hundred berries, 400 ultra balls I think they threw us like one inventory upgrade for free, but probably as a sick joke

So the leveling update hit, I jumped from level 43 to level 63... and now have twice as many items as inventory space

yeah but no one told molar that, he's been waiting eight years for one

i fear his judgement will be thumbs-down

hooray!

I used to have jam sandwiches as a lil kid, because I wouldn't eat pb&j