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I played so much monopoly when I was little

Bake cookies from scratch. Video games, board games. Stuffed animal voices for the younger one. Arts/crafts.

are you... that astronaut?

all hail the code lord

photoshop deepfake lyin ted cruz

I don't think it has really been written about how obsessed he really is w/the cars. Some ppl talk/write about how out of touch, control freak, narcissistic he is, but if they talk about the cars, they don't call it unhealthy or extreme. They just cover it as part of his obscene wealth/success. Which it is... I just heard that his obsession is extreme and at least some guests have felt like they're an excuse for him to have a show about his cars rather than a show about comedians. I'm not saying it makes for a bad show either. Like ppls' weird obsessions can give them in depth knowledge and cool collections that are entertaining to experience. A lot of cool stuff comes from ppls' character "flaws." And I have watched it. I'm not saying he's a bad guy at all, or that he doesn't have good convos w/guests. He's just REALLY into those cars. Not sexually tho, that was a joke, not part of the rumors.

wtf looks real to me

no it was real moustache

It's not that ppl dislike him. They don't mind doing his show, but everyone says he goes too far with his car obsession. Like he's in love with his collection of like 150 cars. It makes doing the show kind of awkward.

I haven't seen it yet

Hobo with a Shotgun is one of my fav movies of all time. RIP Rutger

I've never been to a wawa. Even if you changed it to Sheetz I would only be at a 5 tho

Jerry... has a thing for his cars

every episode of comedians in cars getting coffee is actually an awkward threesome

"Juniorita"

I don't know enough about either of them really. I only saw the first Nightmare on Elm Street. It's one of the few horror franchises that fell thru the cracks for me. Ironman I saw a couple of the movies. I don't know enough about how he dreams. Esp since like he has that technotelepathy. He's arrogant, a perfectionist, and an alcoholic those things def make him more susceptible to Freddy in the dreams. Freddy could be the one to take down Tony Stark. Since all the technology won't be available in dreams. Intelligence is less important in dreams too. Tony has a strong will tho which would help him survive in dreamworld. And if any of his technology could give him control or some sort of mental protection in dreams that could maybe beat freddy. Like his tech runs his body. Doesn't it like breathe for him and everything? If it's involved in the dream process too, then Freddy might be up against something he never fought before, a cyborg mind. Idk. It all depends on how Tony's dreams work.

Yes, but not in an elon musk kind of way. In an actual muskrats kind of way

I didn't think of that but you're right. Blessings, water walking, and all. He has returned!

That's part of why I like them

...can convince Lois to do a threesome

sorry

I feel like I don't watch enough anime for this

It may be completely random/nonsensical, but if you take it seriously, it's interesting comparison. Jason Strengths: Regeneration Resilience Super Strength Resurrection Demonic Possession Stealthy Weaknesses: Low IQ Fear of Water Can be trapped in Crystal Lake/Can't escape without help Mama's Boy Captain America Strengths: Leadership / Tactical Prowess Super Strength/Fitness/Healing(not quite regeneration) via Serum Indestructible Shield Body Armor Military Training Weaknesses: Political Mortal Sleeps It's interesting because you can't just say Captain America will outsmart Jason because Jason can keep coming again and again because of resurrection. It's a pretty uber superpower. You can only imprison him in Crystal Lake or Hell, both of which he has escaped. Captain America will probably discover the Crystal Lake weakness because he's a tactician, and he will research his opponent. In a direct one-on-one fight without tricks or traps, they're sort of evenly matched physically. Both being super strong and having similar super-but-not-quite-wolverine healing capabilities. Both can take punishment. Jason because powers. Captain America because armor and shield. Captain would probably win most fights since he's trained and tested in combat. Jason has no training, his victims are usually incompetent. If Captain fucked up or was surprised, Jason could win it all by killing Captain since he's still just a human. This is a definite possibility since Jason is incredibly stealthy and surprise attacks are one of the few things he's got a talent for. Something to think about is how Captain America isn't the most invincible superhero out there. His best superpower is really his leadership. A lot of the time, Jason wins because people make stupid tactical decisions or lose morale and split up their group to be killed one by one. Jason would have a hard time relying on his usual tricks if Captain had a squad. I listed political as a weakness for Captain America. Some people say his love of freedom and justice is a strength, but I say it's a liability because he's always getting brainwashed. He needs something to believe in. If he was more chill, he wouldn't be getting brainwashed so often. Jason can't really take advantage of this, but I still wanted to talk about it. Jason's possession ability probably works independently of beliefs. Captain America can supposedly get by with very little sleep. Like a few hours a month if he has to, but he still has to so it's a vulnerability.