Poof

Not my cup of tea

No no no

First one maybe. No dog. I want some piranhas or maybe a gator.

Super gold shoes?

Use fake coins

Theyre out of frame. It's all good

I gotta buy new stuff. I forgot all about that

Yea we know

There is nothing to do Idk what to do

Awe thank you lol. I'm still a huge ditz tho believe me. You're not stupid either. You're definitely a smart one. You're just nice and humble

It's not like you can see them. They're microscopic. You can't feel them either. The itching is from an allergic reaction. Mine was mild and I didn't even get a rash. I just itched like crazy. Other types of mites are on you all the time. They just don't make you itch. They're like symbiotic with humans. Everybody has them. Google "eyelash mites"

They're microscopic mites that burrow into your skin. Pretty cool.

I got scabies from sharing a bed w/my friend samantha during a sleepover in highschool. Crusty bitch. She denied it too. We were all yelling at her all night bc she kept waking us up w/her itching. That's the only one I ever got, but idk if it counts since I didn't have sex to get it.

Idk if youre really a comedian until you get crabs

Did you get crabs? 🦀🦀🦀🦀

if you stay on your back for most or all of the night, it's the best thing ever

✝️💩

Pics?

The mona lisa

I did?

No, he won't. Some things really are meant to be.

i had assumed you finally snapped and shut it all down

You wanna... talk about it?

Bc of republican policy, yes, I expect there to be more homeless in the next several years.

Dumb fucking fuck