PokeNirvash

This meme of yours is becoming aggressively unfunny with every single week. Please stop. Not entirely sure about Rize (maybe whoever found her body was very thorough with the clean-up), but I wouldn't go saying that Tsukiyama is dead just yet. Even if they don't, I still really want them to.

You're just saying that 'cause Marida died. SAMURAI JACK Hmm, I guess the face-smashing might’ve been a high-level troll after all. Sasuga, Genndy. I highly doubt I was the only one absolutely floored by Aku scat-dancing along with Scaramouche. Sucks that the Guardian and his time portal didn’t make it, though. Guess Aku really was that thorough in eradicating every last way home. And man, that fight against Ashi was rough, as was Aku transforming her into some unstoppable super-warrior. And now, how can things be resolved with just one episode left in the run? The fact that no footage from the final episode was seen in the promo makes that question all the more tempting to find the answers to, even when there are none. Clearly you didn’t care enough to graduate, you spent all your school money on a stupid nose piercing. DRAGONBALL SUPER Dubbed Chozetsu Dynamic worries and confuses me, but at least it sounds Engrish enough to have been done by the original artist. “…Gohan and Videl’s daughter Pan was born, bringing great joy to her family.” Except Chi-Chi, who is not as good a mother as Anime News Network claims she is. [flips off Chi-Chi with both hands] You’d think someone as strong as Goku would have an equally strong bladder, but I guess not. I like the buildings built into the giant tree. “If anything, I should be the mad one…” But you weren’t, and I commend you for that. The apron is essential to hiding his identity from the easily foolish. If there’s one thing Goku is not, it’s a crybaby. YOU CAN’T PISS THERE. Awesome, multiple floating eggtimers! Beerus must have sensitive ears, if Goku’s regular speaking volume is enough to worry Vegeta. “This is just a dream.” “Uhh, if you say so…” Oh, he was kicking him away from the exploding eggtimer… CELL GAMES MANEUVER. He was pretending once, but that was just a few episodes ago. Aren’t you gonna spread the blanket over him? On Beerus’s homeworld, even the housework counts as training. What’s the deal with these DB Super commercial breaks being like two ads long? And both for Old Spice at that? Crazy. No fair, there are lots of things better than having to deal with Chi-Chi. NEW ARC OUTFIT, GO! Intense weight-lifting. Out of curiosity, could that other dimension be the Demon Realm that Dabura came from? CHAAAAAANGE PLACES! Great, now I wanna know what terrible dish he dreamed up. Are they playing 3D chess? 3D space chess, maybe? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAOARA. In the Dragonball Universe, all poop, regardless of species, is pink. Oh no is that one of Frieza’s ships? Well it’s the Frieza Force for sure, but not the one we knew. Because most of them are dead. Hey look, it’s fat Beerus and female Whis. In all honesty, I’d do her. TOP BILLING: Goku. Oh no, Frieza’s coming back next week. That’s our Rick and Morty, coming up with simple solutions to horror movie prequels that don’t really deserve to exist. DRAGONBALL Z KAI What do they mean by “Whither Victory”? Now it’s Dabura’s turn, it appears. Shut the hell up, Shin. And so the wait continues… That was when Shin realized how Dragonball Super was going to turn out. MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE TOURNAMENT… These spectators don’t know what they want. “The waiting must be making him anxious.” …Yeah, that’s probably it. : Thank you, sassy janitor lady. “I’m gonna get some juice!” You do know that’s the coffee machine you’re heading towards, right? :-\ SOUNDS LEGIT. Masking with the intent of hiding your identity from the public is one of the best kinds. Oh hey, Ox King finally showed up. Mr. Satan-itis. Eating it up sideways. Shut up, Chi-Chi. Didn’t expect that random crotch injury. He’s gonna give her a nine twenty what now? ??? 18 is best girl. Well, you see, 18 already has a husband. ONE LIMB PER COMPETITOR. MAXIMUM PWNAGE. That blush… owo “How lame is this guy?” “Pretty lame…” DYNAMIC ENTRY! Of all of them, Roshi was the first to figure out the shocking truth. Speaking of shocking truths, Piccolo and Krillin are still statues. Mr. Satan has no chance. So… what exactly makes this girl so fragile that she’ll die if she ever breaths the outside air again? Goddamn these movies are so stupid. ATTACK ON TITAN Oh, we’re starting right from the OP this time. :-D Welp, guess we now know how the Titans might’ve gotten over the wall. But still, the Beast Titan being able to climb them is very concerning. Oh lord those Titans. It’s like watching two special ed kids go at it in animated format. Flashback time already, huh? Krista sounded a little deep in the voice last week, so it’s nice to hear her (somewhat) normally again. Ymir, you’re such a pest. Aw, bonding over their homosexualities. That can of herring is like the ponyglyphs: written in ancient script unintelligible to all but the chosen few. Never stand between a man and his love of booze. THE TITANS ARE IN THE BUILDING. I am fully expecting some sort of jump scare right about now. Not exactly a jump scare, but still fairly disturbing. HEROIC SACRIFICE NO JUTSU. FUCK YEAH BERT. Heh, there’s a cobweb over the barrel opening. RUNAWAY CANNON! Well, so much for keeping it down. Wendy’s says you don’t need no stinkin’ veggies to make a good bacon cheeseburger. Denny’s says, fuck that shit. And so the sacrificee is now the sacrificer. Or something. Now kick it out the window before it has the chance to bite another one of your arms! > FUCK YEAH YMIR. Welp, so much for that guy’s booze. “How lewd…” One day his wife indeed. “Think we might just survive the night.” You doomed us all, pompadour dude! NOOOO NOT THE HORSES THEY WERE THE BEST CHARACTERS. Rocks fall, everyone dies, the end. How could they have died instantly if nothing of theirs was obviously crushed? Oh shit, more Titans. I always knew Sasquatch was an uncool dude. “Wow… got really lucky there.” Oh yeah, head injuries, why I didn’t I think of that before... I can’t help but find these Titan rapefaces unintentionally hilarious. I don’t know what’s gonna hurt more: that guy’s eventual death by Titan or the fact that he has no more booze. Welp, no booze it is. Something tells me those daddy issues were dub-exclusive. ::]:: GODDAMMIT COUNT: 3. SHIT COUNT: 3 (1 as bullshit). Krista with a deeper voice than usual just sounds wrong, if you ask me. But what can Ymir do against all of them with just a knife? : o Well whaddaya know, she’s a Titan Shifter too. TOP BILLING: Krista (spelled Christa for some reason), though I think Ymir deserves it more. From what I’ve learned, a Lipton meal usually involves Muppets to some degree. TOKYO GHOUL Huh, no graphic violence this time. I bet you anything Amon is feeling a little uncomfortable right now. Hmm, so the fact that we didn’t actually see the impact was what convinced them to leave the V out. Kaneki, you a punk bitch. [CLOSED FOR A SUPER-PRIVATE MEMORIAL SERVICE] Man, the 24th Ward must be some shithole if they’re calling it a cesspool. Touka’s slowly entering full revenge mode now. Lemme guess, that’s her mask? It’s pretty cute. :-[ In which Kaneki has yet another emo moment, thankfully not related to his personal cross-species crisis. Not the context in which any of us would’ve liked to see his ass, unfortunately. Wow, a lot of people are in the dark about Rize’s being dead, aren’t they? Fuck yeah, straight-up detective work. Okay where’d they even get the picture of the loli’s clothes? Because no Pierrot anime is complete without ramen. Amon is very sensible compared to his more fun yet also more terrible partner Mado. That guy was doomed ever since I read the Zap2it description for this episode. But his ambitious claims kind of furthered his fate along, admittedly. I understand Touka’s bunny mask, but what’s with the pink wig? Aaaaaand cue flashbacks to the Three-Tails filler arc. BIG DAMN MADO. Okay, I think I’m actually gonna root for Touka here. She’s appealing to my fetish right now, and Mado’s currently bragging killing Hinami’s mother, which just isn’t right considering the holiday. HIRONORI TANAKA SAKUGA SPOTTED. Why is it only now that I just realized Mado’s new Quinque is reminiscent of Zabimaru? REPLY TO ANGEL 1: “Why does the creepy guy have Renji's whip-sword anyways.” He stole it off of the loli’s father’s corpse as a repair to his anti-Ghoul weapon which broke when he fought the guy with the $15 torture pliers last episode, as well as a lure for the loli and her mother. Well, at least she managed to get away. That’s cold, Yoshimura. It’s official, Kaneki is the woman in this ship. And thus Kaneki started taking his first steps away from the realm of punk bitch-dom. Well now, that other guy certainly didn’t get much sleep. I don’t know who this guy is or who’s voicing him but I like his style. Thanks for the unintentional laugh, ramen guy. You say you’re eating alone now, but Amon’s sitting right there next to you. “Amon, you’re officially my new best friend.” Just be glad the sewage is only ankle-deep. FUCK YEAH IT’S MASKING TIME. This man is positively steaming. Eh, that kind of mask isn’t really my thing, but it’s acceptable. TOP BILLING: Mado. And then Kaneki was the Heavenly Buddha. ”This is gonna be one hell of a night…” Even though it’s still technically morning where they are. HUNTER x HUNTER It’s an airship! Does that mean the extra assassins have already arrived? Or maybe it’s just Neon going on a shopping trip. I like Melody with the huge mom glasses. YOU CAN SMILE AGAIN~. No shit Kurapika’s unhappy to be paired with other assassins, he’s a lone wolf kind of Hunter. I have a feeling Neon snuck out with that quartet who went in before her. She looks a little like Botan without her hair accessories. Dat’s a huge pool. That one assassin looks like Gaara’s emo cousin, Daara of the Gesert. THE ZOLDYCKS HAVE ARRIVED. And Killua’s dad has blonder hair than I expected him to. And they prove further that the white-haired Zoldycks are the only likeable ones. That dude with the brain-veins and short temper is gonna get his sorry ass killed for his arrogance. You tell him that just when he’s about to enjoy his cigar. What sucky timing. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: “Oh come on how the fuck did he get magic tracking chain powers too.” I don’t understand why you’re surprised, after the total asspull of him using all five Nen Types at 100% with the help of his special eyes. Oh crap she’s with the Phantom Troupe leader guy that doesn’t spell any good. Those mind control darts really do come in handy sometimes. “My friends just call me ‘Boss’.” “No way, so do mine!” I love the creepy-looking face on that thing. Is that poem talking about Uvo? I think that poem is talking about Uvo. MUSIC VIDEO OF THE MONTH: Still weird in taste, Demarco. Still weird in taste. Called it. I, for one, believe in both the afterlife and reincarnation. “The bloody scarlet eyes”? Okay, Kurapika definitely plays a role in this next poem. NOOOOOO NEON. At least she’s just passed out. You’d think they’d be a little more surprised to learn that Neon was there to begin with. Excellent detective work, Kurapika. Now that is what I call a subtle trail. Welp, there goes one of the eight other assassins. Pen to the top of the cranium is a tough way to go out. I don’t know what it is about him, but Phinks pisses me off more than any other Phantom Troupe member. It’s probably his perpetual angry delinquent face. This classical BGM for the whole massacre scene is nice and all, but imagine if it was set to something else… Elsewhere, Hisoka’s out buying a blender, so he can drink it all in. Now that is what I call tortuous. OWARINAKU TSUZUKU UTA OMOI SAE KOETE YUKU. KIMI NO MAI NI UTSURU YOU NI MUNE NO OKU AKETA MAMA. Wow, and we’re not even getting the usual ending theme this time. I wish the whole Left Twix./Right Twix phenomenon would just fucking die already. It’s so goddamn stupid it makes my teeth hurt. MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM UNICORN RE:0096 Riddhe, Fuck you. Fuck you in the eyes and fuck you in every hole you have, you fucking putrid piece of horse shit. I hope you die in a fucking fire, you lummox of a human being, and I quite frankly have always hated you more than Angelo. Fucking ANGELO. I wish you would just off yourself with the largest gun you can find and shoot yourself in the god damn ears you twatpickle. You’re not even helpful on any search they take twelve god damn hours to make, you’re just detrimental. How the hell have you not gotten yourself killed, you f*ggotn*ggerdickschlongaholic. When the Zekes call you guys Feddie scum, they’re talking about you. Not them, all they do is fucking work their god damn asses off and you just jack off all over all they work for. You’ll never get promoted beyond a soldier and I have no idea what the Vist Foundation is doing for you. You probably just shit yourself in the cockpit of the Banshee and pick your god damn nose with a screwdriver. Remember when you got thrown across the room and landed on your head? Well next time it’ll be your dick, and no one will want to help you. Do you even floss? I’ve never known anyone to look at Zeon pornography. I doubt that’s even legal where you live. You’re a cock-ass dickhole and no one in this show even likes you. Not even Banagher. Fuck you. Oh, and R.I.P. Marida too, I guess. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN Even when the village is under attack, a coroner’s work is never finished. Oh hey, it’s those three elders. They make a really good point about Tsunade pulling a stupid move like that. TSUTOMU OHSHIRO SAKUGA SPOTTED. It’s always great watching Shikamaru kill things. “…I should probably just stick to healing the already-wounded.” Meanwhile, Naruto has no idea what’s going on in events unrelated to his training regimen. “Damn you, Naruto!” is something Angel says all the time under her breath. REPLY TO ANGEL 3: “"Damn you, Naruto" is exactly how I feel watching this show every week.” Or that, that works equally well. Sakura in a leadership position? That’s asking too much of this show! Well, that whole ribbon thing is definitely a start. I’ve gotten so used to Naruto’s older voice, that his younger voice sounds weird to me. Eh, they both have good points. Naruto has matured, but pulling him out before his training’s done is too much of a risk. Oh boy, an academy flashback. Complete with tough love from Iruka. :-D And here’s a flashback to back when Shippuden’s pacing was more agonizing than it is now. YEAH! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE~. Well, those two sure got convinced. “I don’t know why, but I got a really bad feeling right now!” Famous last words. Screw you, Danzo. I like the paper mummification thing, but not so much the whole dehydration thing. He absorbed all the jutsu? Oh yeah, I recognize that song with the samples of the crying baby. A giant slug composed of even smaller slugs. Feels very Samurai Jack in here. THANK YOU KAKASHI. “The people here are different than the ones in other villages.” “…They die easier?” REPLY TO ANGEL 4: “Meanwhile I'd sell that kid to Satan for one corn chip.” …You talking about Hinata? GHOST IN THE SHELL: STAND ALONE COMPLEX The virtual headshot and naked mannequins that somehow passed S&P’s senses when they gave this one a TV-PG on the first go-round. All the different Tachikomas getting a chance to speak and bicker amongst themselves. The operator getting trapped in a logic hole. Batou being disturbed by his personal Tachikoma’s theory on the existence of God. Motoko being greeted with a “Good Morning” even though it’s 4 in the afternoon. The conversation that sounds like a dub not trying to match the lip flaps on the outside. And Togusa and his son switching heads. This show certainly has it all, doesn’t it? [stinky hat]

Only when the first series was rerunning and when Ranlsa was praising it as the greatest animated show of all time (and definitely not a kids' show even though it clearly was).

I don't think the "52 episodes then break" thing is that much of a stretch, considering Bleach took a break from premieres after 52 episodes.

REPLIES TO FOLEY 1. Yes, that one DBS episode was indeed filler. If I didn't know that before, I probably would've figured it out at their little song-and-dance greeting. 2. Why am I not surprised that you're still disliking of Nishiki? Rhetorical question aside, I'd say my reason for me suddenly not hating him now can be tied to A) my animosity towards him coming from his attempting to kill both Kaneki and Hide in just the second episode, B) catharsis for the earlier actions coming swiftly and deservedly in the form of Kaneki using his/Rize's kagane on him, and C) the fact that I was watching episode 5 live and later than my normal Saturday bedtime. Still, though I'm fonder of Nishiki now than I was last month, I still love it whenever he's on the short end of the stick, like in this week's omake. 3. Well, the episode was called "Assault on the Leaf Village!", so I'd pin that one on you were it not for the episode titles being displayed in Japanese only.

Kuromukuro 19

Tonight on Toonami, Jack returns to the one time portal I personally thought would've flown under Aku's radar, before he can start training Goku has to help Vegeta with housecleaning for Beerus, the remaining competitors in the World Martial Arts Tournament decide to continue the match but not in the usual way, the Scouts at the castle find themselves faced with the terror of nocturnal Titans, Touka finally gets an excuse to kill some humans after her little fake-out with Nishio's girlfriend, Kurapika learns what additional assassins Boss Nostrade hired to help combat the Spider menace, FUCK RIDDHE FUCK RIDDHE FUCK RIDDHE, yet another one of Tsunade's attempted actions as Hokage is cockblocked by the shady trio of elders, and those Tachikomas ain't right. 8:00 - Dragonball Super #18 - I'm Here, Too! Training Commences on Beerus's World! - TV-PGL ... 11:00 - Samurai Jack #61 - C - TV-14V 11:30 - Dragonball Super #18 - I'm Here, Too! Training Commences on Beerus's World! - TV-PGL 12:00 - Dragonball Z Kai #117 - Whither Victory? A Battle Royal Championship Match! - TV-PGLV 12:30 - Attack on Titan #29 - Soldier - TV-14LV 1:00 - Tokyo Ghoul #7 - Captivity - TV-MA 1:30 - Hunter x Hunter #51 - A Brutal Battlefield - TV-14V 2:00 - Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn RE:0096 #19 - Another Cosmic Glow - TV-PGLV 2:30 - Naruto Shippuden #158 - The Power to Believe - TV-14V 3:00 - Ghost in the Shell: STAND ALONE COMPLEX #15 - MACHINES DESIRANTES - TV-PGV

Hey, my mask fetish and my content rating aficionadoism are completely separate!

Ox King's just a big guy. [for you]

Okay, now it's starting to get creepy.

Because I'm too lazy to search online for the OVA episode. That, plus I don't really like you. >

Clearly you either haven't watched that many anime or just really hated Dimension W. Either way, I'm still buying FUNi's release so fuck you. :fap:

11PM to 4AM, you mean.

And now the threefer concludes. GUNDAM UNICORN - Why does Riddhe ruin everything he touches? Honestly, he's more Sasuke than Sasuke himself, and the fact that he's also voiced by Yuri Lowenthal doesn't help. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: "Wait is beard man dead now I wasn't paying attention." No, he was just granting Marida perpetual free reign to do whatever she pleases from that point forth. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN - The moment they said it was a beautiful day, I just knew shit was about to go down. I'll also admit, I'm jealous of that one ninja that got mummified by Konan's paper. :-[ GITS:SAC - God I enjoy this show so much. Still probably the only one who noticed that the ghost of Yokose/whoever hacked into Togusa's home computer bought stock in Serano Genomics for him. Probably the most subtle tie-in to the Laughing Man plot I've (re-)seen yet. [and now the wait continues]

Two of three, done today as opposed to yesterday. ATTACK ON TITAN - Whenever I watch this show, I just forget about all the complaints in the ratings thread about it taking too long and subbies/dub-resenters being literally the only ones who care. This is fine entertainment. Also, Sera's voice is best girl and I regret not screaming out "Swallow Return Strike" during her action moment. TOKYO GHOUL - Boy am I glad Touka let Nishiki's GF live. Sucks that the loli Ghoul's father died, though. I don't feel so hopeful for her mother either... Still don't hate Mado as much as TV Tropes wants me to, and the return of the omake was rightfully hilarious. REPLY TO ANGEL: "It's just generic pliars, you can get it for like $15 at Home Depot." Not really, IIRC those pliers are capable of harming Ghouls, unlike your average kitchen knife. HUNTER x HUNTER - "Now, one more time." "You said that the last time!" Commentary aside, this episode was great. I loved Gon and Killua's impromptu escape plan by Goku-ing their way through the walls. [now that's more like it]

Yes, let's all blame Toei for this one. Specifically, let's blame Chi-Chi and her inability to stay calm and collected whenever Goku's around.

Gotham - S3E17

Get real, that dub job was forever ago.

Clearly you don't understand how this works. Sure, OPM didn't have a dub before Toonami picked it up, but that was long before it got a home video release, whereas Sakurasou was released sub-only to begin with. There's a clear difference.

Well, Sakurasou (the proper shorthand) isn't an action series, nor is it dubbed, so Toonami airing it is harder to believe than the others you listed.

Toonami airing The Pet Girl of Sakurasou? Really, Daos? Really? Personally, I'd go for Chivalry of a Failed Knight because dat Mikio Sakai OP, but of the ones you listed, I'll go with Infinite Stratos just so all of you can experience a lawlharem that's somehow even more painful than GXP. [pray for ichika]

Toriyama literally forgot she existed. Last I checked, she's driving trucks now.

Links or it's bullshit.

Alright, I've finally gotten some time to watch and put down my thoughts on this week's shows. I'll be doing it in three posts of three shows each, so don't be surprised if these seem shorter than normal for shorthand. SAMURAI JACK - I didn't hate it as much as /co/ did, but I can see why they thought it was unevenly paced, so to speak. Still, Jack/Ashi is an alright OTP. DRAGONBALL SUPER - Holy shit, Chi-Chi's scenes this episode were Infinite Stratos 2 levels of painful. Goku interrupting Whis's shabu-shabu experience wasn't as painful, but it was still pretty bad. Personally, the best part of the episode was Great Saiyaman vs. Mr. Satan, round whatever. DRAGONBALL Z KAI - The more I see Shin react in disbelief to how strong/reckless Goku and Vegeta actually are, the more I start to think that he was acting all creepy-smug towards Piccolo just to mess with him. Additionally, I thought the 20th Anniversary celebration was over, so what was with the Villains speech? [great now i sound like jingai]

You're all forgetting the most important thing, now that the episode has actually aired. I was right and Mochi was wrong. O0