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PokeNirvash

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  1. I see your point, I just don't like it when people say that those who so much as watch an illegal stream should be sent to prison to get anally raped, or something just as scathing but not as vulgar. But, seeing how I bought this just a few weeks ago, by your logic I'm in the clear. :-D
  2. When you put it like that, I feel like you're exaggerating just a little bit.
  3. It's like Silly Bands all over again. -_'
  4. Bah, I wish you'd quit your whining... MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM UNICORN RE:0096 JJSDJSDS H JHSD HSDJH JSDJ JSDJSKDHS DHSJD SDHSJD. And then Full Frontal showed up and ruined everything. Fuck you, Riddhe. At this point, I’m not sure if not rewatching this series every week was a smart move or a terrible mistake. Welp, so much for that sweet-ass mansion. SHINING FINGER! Well, for as confusing as this show is, at least it looks nice. I’m somewhat disappointed that all those mountains were painted on. If you’re trying to redeem yourself, Riddhe, you’re too late! Syam ships Banagher/Mineva. :-D “Humans can’t be vessels!” No, but they can be vassals. FUCK YOU RIDDHE. Quick, everyone, say the names of the characters partaking in the battle right now with varying degrees of concern! Holy shit Banagher. Oh no, he’s trapped in a freaky [adult swim] bump! I have a feeling this montage of destruction only makes sense to diehard Gundam fans. Okay, now that on, I understand. TO ONE BILLION A.D.! And that’s how Full Frontal learned that even when it comes to the heat death of the universe, there will always be rebirth. Was that Lalah Sune and Char Aznable? Not even Banagher is sure of what’s going on anymore. Meanwhile, fuck this woman and those two other guys. Wait, so is Alberto seeing reason now? BURRRRRRRRRN. Fuck you, Ronan, you’re no better than your good-for-nothing son. Hmm, so he has a heart after all. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN Those are some surprisingly plush-looking leaves. NARUTO UZUMAKI, COME ON DOWN! I can’t really fault Naruto for feeling confident that nothing’s going on, since that one frog did get shanked before he could send back that message. Pagua sonfa pagua sonfa pagua sonfa. “I can’t believe the damage.” Doesn’t look that bad to me. :-\ It’s kind of disturbing, hearing Aramaki as (one of) the bad guy(s). Oh hey, it’s the mummy-headed guy from the Chunin Exams. When probing Vic Mignogna’s mind, be mindful of any memories involving hotel rooms. Oh yeah, I forgot about that other name of Konan’s. That one new Pain body looks familiar… Never underestimate the power of Zombie Cerberus! And then the training was over before it even began. You gotta love that Nine-Tails danger effect. NOT EVEN NARUTO CAN BELIEVE IT. Okay, so Zombie Cerberus now has four heads but no ears, that’s spooky as shit. RHINO TIME. MUSIC VIDEO OF THE MOMENT: A trippy but surprisingly not disgusting video about the folks at the local roller skating rink. The girl at the crane machine looked like the result of human-Meeseeks relations. Ino reacting to getting healed by Katsuyu looks surprisingly lewd. Clearly he got himself a new body for summonings. Telepathic conversations. They run in the family. Come to think of it, that behind the arms run does look rather silly. Hey, how’d Ino get ahead of them so fast? Guys, you tried that combination before and it failed, what makes you think it’s gonna work this tiHOLY SHIT A MUDSLIDE. And that, viewers at home, is how your average Japanese person cooks dog. REPLY TO ANGEL: “Oh look, another magic log clone.” For the last time, the substitution jutsu’s the one with the logs! That’s a pretty cute-looing iron maiden. Now it’s time to learn what true sadism looks like! ;D If there’s no pain, there’s no pleasure. It’s in the S&M code. It’s official, this Animal Path is even more overpowered than the last one. GHOST IN THE SHELL: STAND ALONE COMPLEX What a waste of perfectly good wine, but at least there was still plenty of it for compensation, unlike the medovuha. Still, grief over alcoholic drinks aside, I still love Aramaki trolling the shit out of the British SWAT team. And it might just be the masking fetish talking, but the Major wearing one of their suits was surprisingly sexy. [almost as sexy as dat formal suit]
  5. Get with the program, dude. It's common knowledge that they typically save new show promos for the week before they premiere.
  6. Rewatched Eromanga Sensei 6.
  7. Rewatched Kuromukuro 21.
  8. I'm still watching Mike Tyson Mysteries and waiting on new Venture Bros. to come out. I could care less about the rest of the block, I'm mostly here for Toonami and the occasional Off the Air nowadays.
  9. Her power... IS MAXIMUM!!!!
  10. Clearly he wants to brag about how many posts he has.
  11. I dunno, Demarco temporarily breaking the movie embargo again to host the world broadcast premiere of Ordinal Scale?
  12. To be fair, I’m always browsing the Toonami threads on /co/, and they’re always complaining about how one night of below average ratings means that Toonami’s gonna die. It’s not exactly easily ignorable, in my circumstance. Blatch[/member] It’s fun to make Demarco out to be the scapegoat for a whole number of things. FoleyisGood149[/member] Excellent response. Did you do that on purpose? In lieu of Samurai Jack reruns and to pass the time while my stupid new Windows 10 OS spent a whole 45 minutes applying updates for I assume that Internet browser of theirs I’ll never use, I rewatched last week’s HxH. Anyone who doesn’t like this show can go fuck themselves. DRAGON BALL SUPER Speaking of “arbitrary strings of letters”, I can’t help but wonder why it’s TV-14 this time. More perverted Elder Kai, maybe? I’d chalk it up to DBZ magic as the reason why cyber-Frieza regenerated into regular first form Frieza. Eh, his face reminds me more of a koala than a squash. :-D I love dub Frieza. But was he in Hell, or a children’s TV show that takes place in Hell? Blatant lies and blatant truths. Rule #1: Never, ever question Frieza. He also fought Beerus to a draw, if his defeat of Buu isn’t impressive enough for you. Well… that’s definitely a word I’ve never heard of before. Guys, hear me out: what if Frieza trained? I CAN SEE EVERYTHING. “I’m beginning to understand what Beerus sees in these Saiyans.” Oh hey, speaking of whom… Sneezes that can destroy natural satellites. The high-calorie stuff was what it took for Vegeta, Goku just had to wait patiently while he was on his current lunch date. I love how Whis is whistling to the background music. Taste-testing is serious business. ANCHORS AWAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY That subtitle says “four months later”, for those of you who don’t speak Japanese. I don’t know who this alien dude is, but I’m liking him already. “He’s wearing full body tights!” The proper term is zentai, you insensitive child. FUCK YEAH POSES. 8) Always be ready for walking tacos that crap ice cream, especially in a universe as unpredictable as this one. Considering that time travel is technically illegal now, it’d be best if you didn’t tell him you invented the machine Trunks used. MY MIND IS OFFICIALLY BLOWN. “Ooh, what does this button do?” Frieza’s come back!?” Yeah, and one thousand men? That drawing. Jaco looking at those fish reminds me of this clip I watched a couple days ago. That’s a giant scoop of ice cream. Whis-y-poo? ??? DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY: ONE HOUR REMAINS. Yes, that is “We Are!” as Krillin’s ringtone. Hey, Frieza would kill you more than twice after what you did to his tail. There we go, one bald head. STEEAAAAAAAAAAK. No one will ever love you as much as 18 loves Krillin. It’s Tien! But no Chiaotzu? Why am I not surprised? And there’s Team Green! Someone applied a color filter, shit just got real. TOO MANY CHILDBIRTH METAPHORS. TOP BILLING: Frieza. DRAGON BALL Z KAI To be honest, the only stopped training because Chi-Chi is the worst. Gentlemen… BEHOLD! THE DEMON KING DABURA! [maniacal laughter] “Do you take pleasure in taunting, or are you just stalling for time?” “BOTH!” Huh, Babidi is awfully accommodating. I think I recognize those mountains. Mr. Satan may be frightened by a lot of things he doesn’t want to admit to, but strong female characters are one of the big ones. “Just a friendly reminder that a weaker version of myself destroyed half this planet in an alternate timeline.” If Satan loses, the fans will riot. Poor dude thinks Videl will stay that tomboyish after what happened with Spopovich. Don’t know if I should laugh or cry at that, to be perfectly honest. Is that Maso in the crowd? THIS IS THE BEST FAKE FIGHT EVER. Bari Bari, you say? And with that came the setup for Bio-Broly. The spoilers in this promo are considerably strong. Goten looks like he’s squeezing an invisible pair of breastforms. “You can’t just leave!” “Of course we can! We’re Saiyans!” These kids don’t know what they’re in for. Eh, I guess that B.S. description is accurate enough. FUCK YEAH GOHAN. Making him spit up some of his own petrification formula. Did he go Super Saiyan 2 just now, or is that still regular SSJ? Well this fight certainly got more intense. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE! Okay, this fight’s starting to lean a little too heavily towards Dabura. We black zentai now. Sick burn, Piccolo. ATTACK ON TITAN Yeah… turns out Nanaba’s daddy issues were in the original Japanese dub too. “But most importantly… Eren finally killed a Titan with his ODM gear. Good for him.” I’m still gonna call her Krista because fuck you. Those flags have certainly seen better days. No way, Reiner’s left-handed? Now that’s a nonchalant twist. “Behooves”, is that even a real word? Or maybe I should start calling her Kristoria. Find a hole, find a hole, find a hole… Or maybe his right arm was still in that sling. “What’re the chances I’ll survive a third time?” Considering how you haven’t been killed off yet, I’d say they’re pretty high. Shut up, Bert. “Clear?” “Crystal.” If I didn’t know better, I’d have thought they were making a DBZ Abridged reference. It’s time… for Hannes. Yeah, we all figured as much after the promo for episode 28. Oh no, they’re conserving their animation budget! Like I said. The most nonchalant plot twist ever. Oh boy, there goes Bert’s nervous condition again. Welcome back to the [adult swim] Singles Program… IN 3D! You alright Mikasa, you’re looking pretty murderous there. Ah, so that’s what Sasha delivered. Sasha thinks sweet tooths are weird. You gotta love these little sessions where they answer the big questions through theorization. “Oh no… I screwed Eren over!” And that there’s why Armin’s the smart one. SHOCKED POSES. Huh, so that flag had importance after all. Wait… he dropped an uncensored S-bomb in a TV-14V episode? THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. Holy shit Mikasa. Oh no, not the canned food! What the hell CGI Colossal Titan. And then everyone was a Titan. Before you ask, the image in the link above is official non-canon. TOKYO GHOUL I don’t really like Amon’s flashback haircut. It exposes his forehead too much, like a male Sakura. “I… I never knew the CCG hired drug addicts.” Well that encounter turned out surprisingly well, even if the document was a forgery. I still can’t deal with Billboard Brow Amon. You’re right about Mado having a screw loose, but it’s not the screw you’re thinking of. INSTANT BEHEADING. I already miss Mado and his snappy dialogue. Why hello there, FUNimation Steve Blum near-soundalike. Oh look, a disguise that isn’t completely paper-thin. If any of you are wondering who Hetare is, it’s that bird Hinami and Touka found in the post-credits short for episode 3. Or maybe it was this flashback that’s happening right now instead. That bird reminds me of Black*Star for some reason. I understand you’re sad about your parents, but maybe you should get that bird some medical attention first. Or maybe she just hates birds. PTSD really does suck. “We’re going to continue to fight until we get our old lives back. Well, their old lives and my new old life, technically…” Hearing those two bicker like this, it’s like Casshern and Lyuze never left the block. That girl looks awfully young to have white hair. Kobe, you a busta. So Kaneki has a weird nickname now too, huh? The biggest mystery in FUNimation today is why Jamie Marchi’s characters are all sluts. (Followed closely by what the hell happened to Teri Rogers?) Speaking of mysteries, guess it’ll take a while before we learn about Rize and how she came to be so fucked up. Welp, night time is the time for crazies to wander the streets. I don’t know what’s funnier, that weird kid’s slurred speech or Kaneki’s aroused hunger. Dayum, he got his ass pickpocketed. Which is why I keep my wallet in my front pockets; no one ever goes there. ANIMATION STUDIO SHOUT-OUT OF THE WEEK: Kaneki gets his money from Pierrot Bank. Meanwhile, Kaneki seems rather okay with losing his wallet. Hide is surprisingly sharp. I’m glad he survived his first near-fatal encounter. Because what’s a series animated by Pierrot without a clown or two? This dude sounds like a bigger wimp than Kaneki. “You and I have been assigned to a special task force.” “Wait, weren’t they calling them ‘do-groups’ a while ago?” The 11th ward sounds like a party. No one cares about this guy’s badass alter ego. Sweet, Touka flashback time. It feels like Japan’s the only country nowadays that recognizes tomboys as a thing. Huh, no gruesome gut punches this time. That’s a first. Touka, you so tsundere. Great, now I’m getting BECK flashbacks. “It’s so bitter…” Then why’d you even buy it? Oh boy, it’s a gas mask gang. :-D Look, more recognizable voices! Ian Sinclair and Todd Haberkorn, to be specific. Touka’s brother grew up to be a real asshole. TOP BILLING: Kaneki, followed by Amon. I honestly can’t think of anything to say this time, other than I guess we now know Uta’s real hair color. “Boy do I hate sharks!” [jumps in shark-infested waters] “AHHHHHHHH SHARKS!!!” HUNTER x HUNTER That island looks like it’ll be important, considering it’s our first time seeing it. OH FUCK IT’S KILLUA’S CREEPY LITTLE SISTER. Uvogin may be dead, but Patrick Seitz’s voice is here to stay. That guy looks like he could be Reiner’s dad. [gasp] Maybe he is! Well… so much for that livewatch. Illumi may be the one the show wants me to hate more, but I just wanna punch that little girl in her stupid face. The Zoldycks sure are a complicated family. DEATHGLAAAAAAAARE. [gasp] That thing can speak!? Clownboner and murder string is the best combo. Making copies of the merchandise to sell to the bidders while the real ones are kept for yourself. It’s definitely more clever than just shooting up everyone and getting away with the wares the old-fashioned way, I’ll give you that much. Kurapika got kill-stealed? Now that is unforgivable. Shut your face, mafia dude. Thank you, Kurapika. It’s actually nice seeing the Brown M&M not try to screw over Red. Well, at least Kurapika now knows what Chrollo looks like. Even if it is a fake, it kinda hurts seeing mai waifu’s corpse. Ditto for Machi. Picked a really bad time to check in on the auction, Kurapika. FUCK YOU MAFIA DUDE. Careful, Nostrade, you’re starting to sound kinda douchey there. So how long until Kurapika realizes they’re fake eyes? Those Scarlet Eyes are intimidatingas shit. And, of course, Leorio and Zepile are now BFFs. Thank god for other countries’ drinking laws, am I right? :beer: Hooray for trickery! Because Kurapika’s the real MC of this arc, if you hadn’t figured it out yet. “I feel sick.” Was Hisoka eavesdropping on their conversation? I’d ask how that’s possible, but hey, never argue with an evil pedo clown, am I right? Huh, I just noticed the infinity symbol on Kurapika’s robes. As with two weeks ago, thoughts on Gundam through GITS come this Tuesday. [same poke time, same poke channel]
  13. I swear to god if Mochi posts either Hannibal Crunch or Emo Candice in this thread...
  14. Tonight on Toonami, Frieza's plans for revenge kick off with a task he never thought he'd have to do: basic training, Dabura finally shows up to do battle with Gohan, Eren falls victim to the most nonchalantly delivered plot twist ever, Amon reflects on his early days in the CCG, recent developments in the Phantom Troupe situation arouse Kurapika's suspicion, Banagher and Full Frontal once more clash swords this time over the fate of Laplace's Box, the final preparations of Naruto's training resume as another one of Pain's bodies attacks the Interrogation Corps, and a visit with an old friend in London puts Aramaki in a hostage situation with no easy way out. Oh, and Jack's rerunning at the top of the block. We can only hope it does better than Attack on Titan did there, otherwise fuck you Demarco. 8:00 - Dragonball Super #20 - A Warning from Jaco! Frieza and 1,000 Soldiers Close In - TV-14 ... 11:00 - Samurai Jack #53 - XCII - TV-14V 11:30 - Dragonball Super #20 - A Warning from Jaco! Frieza and 1,000 Soldiers Close In - TV-14 12:00 - Dragonball Z Kai #119 - Enter the Headliner! The Looming Demon King! - TV-PGLV 12:30 - Attack on Titan #31 - Warrior - TV-14V 1:00 - Tokyo Ghoul #9 - Birdcage - TV-MAV 1:30 - Hunter x Hunter #53 - Fake and Psyche - TV-14V 2:00 - Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn RE:0096 #21 - To the World's End - TV-PGLV 2:30 - Naruto Shippuden #160 - Mystery of Pain - TV-14V 3:00 - Ghost in the Shell: STAND ALONE COMPLEX #17 - ANGEL'S SHARE - TV-PGL
  15. Lazy bastards didn't even bother to change the Japanese title to match, automatic 0/10.
  16. I can't into video recording so that's why I prefer to blog.
  17. Funny, that video also expresses how I feel about you posting that video. [and i didn't even watch it]
  18. Part of me thinks the hate is ironic, like me whenever I try to "fit in" with you predictables.
  19. This thread is neither the time nor the place to make such bouts of frustration. But hey, you've got it better than me. My hard drive's on the verge of failing and I'm having to put up with the loaner I got from campus tech support while waiting for the repairs to get done.
  20. Baccano! 7 Neo Ranga 3-4
  21. On the adultswim.com chat log, yes.
  22. Yes, and apparently CI changed from last week. The final battle didn't look all that intense anyways.
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