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Dear god you're an imbecile. -_'

The power of Aku works in mysterious ways. Ways that apparently also involve allowing his spawn a one-day grace period before fading from existence due to timey wimey bullshit. SAMURAI JACK Of all the things this finale could have fucked up royal, they succeeded in performing all of them. And while there was slight disappointment at Ashi fading from existence at the end (somehow sadder than Gurren Lagann’s wedding scene), it just goes to show how this series is unafraid to deliver those emotional gut-punches. Bravo, Samurai Jack, you’ve served your time on this Earth well. 10/10. DRAGONBALL SUPER Huh, surprise full OP I guess. Or maybe it’s just a different cut. I appreciate the show of variety regardless. Is Fat Beerus looking for a planet explosive enough to make him imagine he saw a Super Saiyan God too? Dat’s an ominous shadow. WELCOME TO HELL, POPULATION: YOU. Okay, this must be the section reserved for the extremely hateful. That bunnygirl pixie is actually pretty cute. owo Sucks to be Frieza. Is that Appule’s brother? And that dude sounds like that guy who sounds like JYB but isn’t (Micah Solusod). Your current leader is a midget with a koala nose, you definitely need Frieza back for that reason alone. CURSE YOU, PILAF GANG! Piccolo may scream about dodging all the time, but Whis could teach him a thing or two more about it. STEALTH AUTOGRAPH NO JUTSU. Goku just doesn’t give a fuck, that’s why he’s stronger. Piccolo is the best. Clearly Gohan’s new hairstyle has weakened his senses. Beasts with too many teeth. Don’t fuck with the Frieza Force. Am I the only one who thinks that Ymir’s Titan form looks awfully masculine for her? Quick question: to what extent does the sky darken when Shenron appears anyways? you can do this you can do this you can do this Oh yeah, they don’t know about Frieza. HEY FRIEZA, YOU SHOULD SPLIT! Oh he’s gonna be in so much pain. I didn’t know Shenron could make three wishes now. That’s certainly surprising. Woohoo, free money and ice cream! Ginyu Frog? That ice cream looks like it’s Toriyama brand. FUCK YEAH MONGOLIAN BBQ. Ginyu and Dodoria in the same scene? Madness! I love the exploding scouters. What did Goku break this time? FRIIIIIIIEZA. TOP BILLING: Sorbet. So is there any comic relief in that movie about evil white people, like, at all? DRAGONBALL Z KAI Dabura’s voice is so smooth, I’m personally surprised this was his VA’s only prominent role. Lizard. Those are some very ‘90s special effects they’ve got going on there. NAOKI TATE SAKUGA SPOTTED? Kid Trunks can totally see how his older alternate timeline self had a great deal of trouble against an actually weaker version of her. Satan has a bad feeling about this… “And are those eyes coming out of his torso?” Heh, just barely keeping himself in the ring. Bravo, Mr. Satan. It’s good to see he’s okay, but what about Mighty Mask? Roshi knows… You think Goten and Kid Trunks would’ve had a shot against the History of Trunks versions of 17 and 18? I think they might’ve. Scratch that, chances are they’d get their shit pushed in. I love these Clyde/sand whale bumps; I hate the Left/Right Twix gimmick; this Honda yearbook commercial is underrated; I don’t know how anyone can willingly like this “leaving him at the altar” Orbit shlock; and FUCK THE POP-TART POODLE. Sucks to be Satan. Okay, Bulma and Chi-Chi have to know by now. Elsewhere, 18 definitely knows. Congratulations, you probably just killed Krillin. Ohoho they’re pissed. Classic Roshi. CHEESE IT! And now for the fight that would be the set-up for Bio-Broly. Disqualified on the grounds of being too many people. Even the background characters know that 18 is best girl. CHAAAAAAANGE PLACES! Are those guys literally holding up that background? Oh hey, tomboy Videl’s back. Meanwhile, literally nothing has happened this episode with the people who are supposed to actually matter. Goku looks like he’s leaking yellow fluid from his face. TIME’S UP. “Well, speak of the Devil…” LITERALLY! Damn my sister for keeping me and my parents from watching Mike Tyson and Gotham with her TV commandeering... [shakes fist] ATTACK ON TITAN Who is this “Historia” you speak of? Mikasa with the OTN scarf is kinda doing things for me. :-D Marco’s still alive? My assumptions that this is a flashback have been confirmed. Marco, that enthusiasm of yours is likely what got you killed. SHUT UP EREN. Wait, who are they dragging again? That’s cold, Ymir, and I’m not talking about the weather. I know this is an important reveal and all, but tell me who this “Mistress” is and what she looks like. :-* The wrong place at the right time. Oh, so it’s “mistress” in the conventional sense. :-[ Ymir, you so tsundere. When all else fails, chuck ‘em off a cliff. “If he falls, he’ll die for certain!” Did you not hear her say there was a chance he might survive? There’s just something about snow falling on somebody at random. That flash didn’t look so goo-oh yeah, she went Titan then too. Oh goddammit Eren. Always trust Sasha when it comes to securing enough food. Oh yeah, Daz was that guy that looked too old to be among the rest of the cadets. This show’s soundtrack is actually pretty damn good. TITAN MODE, ACTIVATE! Plaid Jeff was a punk, whoever killed him I’m sure he had a good reason. So they knew her from that far back, but not in the way one would think… Thank you, Reiner. What the fuck, Reiner? CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG. Don’t be ominous, Bert, it’s not good for your health. Angry and assertive Krista is also doing things for me. And she’s capable of speaking in Titan form too. Interesting… HEY UGLY. Frigging Titans just won’t stay down. Thank you, Mikasa. “You’re not part of the offensive!” “I know and I don’t care!” Eren, you both rock and suck at the same time. Well, there go half of her limbs. Turns out she was the Historia they speak of. REPLY TO ANGEL 1: “That's a terrible name no wonder you use a fake one.” Not exactly, but I agree Krista is a better name for her. TOP BILLING: Eren as per usual, Ymir outside of the main three. Buying expensive acne ointment when you can just spend the money on concealer. Stupid… TOKYO GHOUL Refresh my memory, #745 is Hinami, right? “Gee, Mr. Mado, how come the top brass lets you carry two Quinques?” “It’s better that you don’t know, kiddo…” Kaneki and Touka should just fuck already. Oh wait… You could really use the extra depth perception for your search. No one but Touka’s around, so take off that eyepatch. “…Yeah, coming here was kind of a bad idea in hindsight.” I had a feeling there was a corpse in that bag. RUNNING RUNNING RUNNING RUNNING. Of all the things they expected her to do with the bait, I doubt that was one of them. Well, if things go well, they’ll be able to bury/cremate her as properly as they can. Looks like Rock on the Range out there. THE MASK IS ON, SHIT’S BOUT TO GET REAL. Personally, I think Touka should be the one spanking people. Of these two I’m gonna root for Amon since he sucks at fighting less. ROAR, ZABIMARU! Did he just seriously say “wascally wabbit”? You’re asking the wrong Ghoul that specific question, dude. Just be thankful he has a decent argument against it, if he so chooses to use it. To be completely honest, I’m loving this juxtaposition. You see, Kaneki, they think in black and white, while you view things in multiple shades of grey. Not exactly 50, but definitely a real number. You may think of spots like this as shilling, but I like to view it as TOM promoting what he likes. BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS. “I can do this all day, kid.” GAH HIS SEXY FACE. I do like that “blood pouring out only to be dispersed by the rain” effect. “Rize… LEND ME YOUR STREEEEEEEEENGTH!” You better listen to Kaneki while you still can, Amon. He seems pretty unfazed at losing his freaking hand. So this is the power of Ghoul genetics… Not bad, not bad at all. I’d say that revenge was justified, even if it’s not gonna be carried out completely. Thank you Touka, but poor Mado’s voice. I’m sure his last words are further expanded upon in the manga. “What have I done…” “Don’t worry, it’s just a flesh wound.” It was partly that… and partly the other thing. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: “He was married, so what.” Remember that one episode of Eureka seveN where Renton saw a wedding ring on the severed arm of a KLF pilot he killed? It’s kinda like that, only not nearly as impactful. [hyperventilating intensifies] He’s gonna be drinking so much booze tonight. TOP BILLING: Kaneki. Okay, that whole afterlife omake was pretty fun. HUNTER x HUNTER Last time, hell was raised and it was glorious. Meanwhile, on the M-train… Kurapika has a nagging feeling about this. And down goes Daara. Oh good, the ambulance showed up. “I will need to inspect all of you. Now drop your pants and face the wall.” I doesn’t surprise me they’d be impatient enough to just leave the train. A gaggle of pissed-off mafiosi. And finally they make contact, even if it’s just by phone. Some say Gon is the stubborn one but, I think Killua just about rivals him in that regard. Because nothing’s more frustrating than empathy from a presumed psychopath. FUCK YEAH GUITAR RIFF. Welp, that doesn’t spell too much good. So, how you enjoying that new blender, Hisoka? Oh no, I feel a riot starting… Thank you, Zoldycks. Did he seriously just fade into view as if he just teleported in there. “That shockwave felt larger than the last one, that must mean they’re closeby!” Say what you will about this series in comparison to the original, I still love the atmosphere and setting. Feels like I’m in an actual event center! Now that was an intense under a minute. You gotta love those Benz knives. HAIR TOURNIQUET. Time to read the manual! “Or so the average person would think. But… I’m not the average person!” DRAGON LANCER. Even when it’s expositioning, I really do love this show. If Al was ever right about this being a hiatus point, then this would be one hell of a place to leave off. I love how they refer to the random bald people in this show as “skinheads”. The other three shows will come on Tuesday because reasons.

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This long hiatus is normal for Venture Bros. I don't see why you're surprised by this at all.

If elfie isn't gonna do it, I might as well.

"The most GAR meal you'll ever eat." - Ye Olde ASMB

Clearly you have no idea how accessible Lupin really is. Well, it's been one long and arduous road. Fun times were had, but sadly, those times have to come to an end. After a three-year run, a twelve-year hiatus, nine weeks of revival, and an unfortunately timed April Fools' stunt, Samurai Jack's time on television is finally coming to a close. How will the story of Jack vs. Aku end, especially when our hero appears to be in his darkest hour yet? No one knows for sure, but in less than 23 hours, those answers and others will be answered, hopefully to all of our satisfactions. Once those farewells have been made, the remnants of Frieza's army come to Earth to revive their deceased leader, Goten and Trunks push 18 to levels she was hoping not to resort to as the battle royale marches forward, Ymir uses her Titan-shifting powers to save her comrades from death (or so they think), Kaneki and Touka duke it out with Mado and Amon in the sewers under what I'm pretty sure is Hinami's elementary school, the Phantom Troupe's attack on the Yorknew Auction push the Zoldycks to demonstrate why they're the best at what they do, Banagher finally meets face to face with his surprisingly important grandfather Syam Vist, Kakashi tries his hand at preventing Pain from destroying even more of Konoha, and Batou's newest assignment thrusts him into a tough personal conflict involving what some call the "prosthetic blind spot". 8:00 - Dragonball Super #19 - Despair Redux! The Return of the Evil Emperor, Frieza! - TV-PGV ... 11:00 - Samurai Jack #62 - CI - TV-14V - END 11:30 - Dragonball Super #19 - Despair Redux! The Return of the Evil Emperor, Frieza! - TV-PGV 12:00 - Dragonball Z Kai #118 - Stunning Youngsters! No. 18's Uphill Battle - TV-PGLV 12:30 - Attack on Titan #30 - Historia - TV-14LV 1:00 - Tokyo Ghoul #8 - Circular - TV-MAV 1:30 - Hunter x Hunter #52 - Assault and Impact - TV-14LV 2:00 - Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn RE:0096 #20 - Laplace's Box - TV-PGLV 2:30 - Naruto Shippuden #159 - Pain vs. Kakashi - TV-14V 3:00 - Ghost in the Shell: STAND ALONE COMPLEX #16 - AG2O - TV-14

In equal fairness, most of the people IRL I've heard say love it, I heard them say that when I was in middle school and high school. I didn't really bring it up in college, 'cause that was when I learned of its surprisingly large hatedom. But even then, I'm certain it would've been half and half. I don't have the lack of heart to call TBBT shit like the rest of you critics, but I will admit that it actually was kind of overrated. Top Gun[/member] And as usual, it's a pleasure to see that your scathing opinions of things I liked at one time still make me sick to my fucking stomach. >( Now, moving back onto the topic at hand, remember this meme I created? [good times]

Everyone's allowed to have their own opinions, even if you don't like them.

...You should really get on that.

Not to be rude or anything, but that's a stupid reason to lose your faith in humanity. But really, the fact that everyone I know IRL who watched the show loved it while everyone I know on the internet who watched it hated it is the true anomaly here.

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You say that like it's going to get canceled. Which it won't. [idiot]

ITT: One Piece bashing, lesbians, and needless complaints. It's like the ASMB never died. ::]::

Either IBO S2's dub is taking longer than expected or Demarco decided Unicorn was enough to kill the "permanent Gundam slot" for good. Still, fuck yeah more Lupin!

Demon Candy: Parallel 15.5

That sounds fair.

Remove that condition and we're golden. ::]::

I'd rather keep the animated versions of Bols' wife and daughter safe and free from clown-based terror, thank you very much. :it:

Okay, my problem here is less with Jack rerunning at 11 (which is still a terrible idea) and more with the late-night Toonami skipping one week of Super like it's no big deal.

Rewatched Black Cat 1 and To Love-Ru 4.

I should've gotten this one up months ago, but hey, better sometime than not at all, am I right? To Love-Ru #4 - A Love Apron from Outer Space [electric blue]

I wouldn't know, I only just got to the episode where you dropped. Eromanga Sensei 3 Kuromukuro 20

This week's ratings being better than last is a relief. But of course no one wants anything to do with Unicorn.

Rewatched Eromanga Sensei 2 and Kuromukuro 19.