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To be honest, Elfie, this was a thing quite some time before what happened with June Foray. [rip]
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Toonami To Rerun Attack On Titan Season 2 At 3 AM
PokeNirvash replied to The1gairon's topic in Episode Discussion Archive
Between this bullshittery with DB Super and them handing cease & desist orders to Team Four Star in person, I think it's safe to say that Toei is a worse animation studio than DEEN, Gonzo, Pierrot, or whatever other studio you like to hate. -
So you finally gave in and saw it. Well, sorry for not telling you about how porny/rapey it was, and sorry you didn't really like it. Hunter x Hunter 1999 1
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They've already got Greg Ayres doing Frieza Lite in the Universe 6 arc, it'd be redundant to have him do Frieza Classic on top of that. Besides, Daman Mills sounds like he's doing a fine job.
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The Toonami Ratings Thread 1.0 :You are on a new board
PokeNirvash replied to StarPanda's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
Actually it was just before Tokyo Ghoul. -
Trunks Thread 19.1: A New New Frontier
PokeNirvash replied to PokeNirvash's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
Buu, you a busta. HUNTER x HUNTER Well that meetup sure happened quickly. That’s what I get for not rewatching last two weeks ago’s episode. I unironically love Kurapika’s guitar theme. “Second, wait for it…” I’m honestly not sure if what he’s saying is a correct assessment or not. Well that went over well (for Kurapika). “Before the exchange, I have something to say.” Card games on motorcycles? They’re different yet exactly the same. Is it worrisome that I just now realized that this whole opening scene took place in midair? Dammit Kurapika, this is the kind of attitude that got Takeshi bitched at by Mark of all people. Fuck you Phinks, you are the worst Spider.>( ALL THIS TEN. There goes Feitan’s scary voice again. Don’t fuck with Gon, apparently. Why yes, Gon can also speak with his mouth closed. Or rather, with his tongue out. Hey, maybe Kurapika’s assessment was truth after all. Yeah, you tell ‘em, Machi. Shalnark’s protective of his phone. Oh yeah, I forgot Leorio was even there. HOLY CRAP IT’S HISOKA. Even without his pins, Illumi’s a pretty expert shapeshifter. “Is… this my card?” And then it was Bridge of Spies, only the bridge is a mesa. UP HIGH. Does Hisoka even count as a Troupe member? I mean, his tattoo is a fake. FUN FACT: My first time watching Williams Street Swap Shop involved them mispronouncing my name as Poke-Nash and them running from imaginary cops after them for supposed insider trading. It was a fun break between classes. SHIRTLESS TIME. Suck it, Hisoka. Oh, the disgruntled look on his face. BIT BY BIT. Now that sounds ominous. Hmm, they actually left in the cat scene, albeit shortening it considerably from the 2002 version. Just as I figured, Shizuku joined the Troupe after its founding, which would partly explain why she wasn’t there for the retro look collection. I saw her death coming, but that was still mighty powerful. Meanwhile, Kurapika’s getting a well-deserved rest after all the shit that went down in this arc. Didn’t expect those words to come out of Gon’s mouth. Nice shirt-jacket combo, Killua. Ooh, tiny toy robots. I don’t really remember anything about percents. TUXEDO TIME. Well, that’s a surprise encounter if I’ve ever seen one. And it turned out somewhat better than expected too. Hanging out in wastelands. What is he now, Piccolo or somebody? Ah, empathy for others. Very straightforward there, narrator. By the way, for reasons relating to both the arc after Greed Island and my “Senran Kagura meets Serpico meets Without a Trace” anime story, I’m gonna start watching Hunter x Hunter 1999. If things work out as planned, I might even start it today… That old dude sounds like the narrator, he must be super-important, then. FUCK YEAH NEW OPENING ANIMATION! Now with a kung-fu loli and a whole bunch of characters I don’t recognize. Meanwhile, more sick Kurapika. Well that’s a depressing conclusion to that side of the story. That auctioneer lady’s actually kinda cute. HAMMER! Milluki finally showed up to it. Gon, you precious idiot. They don’t seem too bummed about not getting the game for themselves. Well that plan failed. For now… And that’s because buying it wasn’t their plan. Ging’s memory card is serious business, apparently. And so the purpose of the ring finally comes to the forefront. Failed again. For now… Apparently the game’s either so awesome or so depression-inducing, you want to stay there forever. Why so stubborn, Gon? Phantom Troupe’s gonna Phantom Troupe, even outside of official Troupe business. Not even the DVD promos can make the Ghost in the Shell movie sound like anything but a revenge flick. Time for a first-hand experience! Well that was a thing all right. I should’ve said this earlier, but Greed Island is basically SAO before its merger with ALO to the extreme. NEN RAAAAAAAGE! Time to personalize that Nen! Is that steam coming out of his ears, or is it Nen? At this point, I can hardly tell. :-\ I WANNA BE AN AIR FORCE RANGER, I WANNA LIVE A LIFE OF DANGER. Where’d he even get that taser? Random Kurapika. “He sure doesn’t look alright, but if he says he feels that way, then I guess it’s okay.” Kurapika’s definitely the self-insert for the edgy crowd that watches this show. I mean, who tastes chains? Sooooooooo edgy. Time to call Wing! I was gonna say something about Zushi making it past floor 100, but then I remembered he was at that point already. Thank you for your advice, L.A. bargain bin Chuck Huber. Haste makes waste, bitch. You have to be tight and loose at the same time! Way too much steam-Nen. SUCCESS! It’s exhausting. “What’s to stop me from becoming a God?” New ED, too. Super nice. LUPIN THE 3RD: THE ITALIAN ADVENTURE This cute boy (no homo) is so going to die. Meanwhile, Jigen’s got another toothache. I suggest he look out for power drills and venomous snakes at the dentist. A RAT’S PATOOTIE. Pulling a gun on a woman? Well, Jigen certainly doesn’t discriminate, now does he? I like this doctor chick. Thank you, cool old guy. Or maybe not. A living dead person sounds way worse than a normal dead person, if you ask me. You know someone’s a villain if they chew with their mouth open. Like how my sister thinks of me with her super-hearing. Now that’s what I call a tax problem. TRASH THE PLACE. Cute doctor lady clearly underestimates Jigen. Sugar-tush? Well that worked out surprisingly well, save for the gun and old man going missing. “Can’t catch a break! 1-2-3-4.” IT’S THE FINAL (?) COUNTDOWN. Oh boy, I wonder how weird this seemingly innocuous season finale’s gonna get. : Scalpel time. An unwitting accomplice. That’s an interesting way to blame yourself for it. You’re a good man, Jigen. Fuck yeah, Western music. And they say the Italian soundtrack is shit. “I’m not really into slow-dancing with a bunch of dudes.” On point, Epcar. What an interesting brand of sadism. NOW IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN. Jigen: the master dodger. SUDDENLY ZENIGATA. He may be a bumbling investigator, but damn if he isn’t good at what he does. Crushed by a chandelier. And a conspicuous CGI chandelier at that. How humble of you, Zenigata. Oh hey, she’s wearing lipstick today. Looks good on her. DOWN GOES THE HAIR AND OFF GO THE GLASSES. And it isn’t even until the end that Lupin finally shows up. Jigen was always my favorite of the Lupin crew. His episode in the Fujiko anime was great, as was this one. ;D Damn these headaches of mine. I wish there was a better-working legal non-prescription painkiller than plain ol’ Ibuprofen. And now for a more caricature-ish crowd of background characters. Fujiko in bondage would be kinda hot, if not for all those flaming arrows and the fact that it’s just chains. SUDDENLY LUPIN! And some rando of the week, apparently. [record scratch] Now I know what you’re all thinking… how did we get here? Lupin’s a reporter now? And Jigen’s a photographer, too. Must be that work they were talking about last episode. It was a bad breakup that he didn’t buy, apparently. While this was love at first sight. What butterflies have to do with it, I’m not entirely sure. It’s always fun watching clowns almost get killed. WHAT THE FUCK TRANSVESTITE CLOWN. : o And then he got laid, allegedly. We Magic’s Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed now. It’s like the current ringmaster was Hank Hill, while Luca was Good Hank. Now that is a rack. [benny Hill theme plays in the background] Who in their right mind would apply nail polish to a tiger? Fujiko looks pretty good in the ringmaster outfit. IT’S A CONSPIRACY! Or maybe it was just an accident befitting of his failure as a chore boy. I HATE YOU DAD. You don’t wanna mess with Jigen right now, he’s still reeling from last week’s run-in with a local Mafiosi. Maybe he’s not telling anyone the secrets because they’re secret. Magic is a bitch, ain’t it. It takes a great amount of concentration to get cards to orbit around you like that. Oh boy, we now getting to the tragic part. Weird Science > Some People Think I’m Bonkers Shut the fuck up, accountant guy. You too I guess, ringmaster douche. Why can’t Jigen just drop a chandelier on this guy? FUCK YEAH FUJIKO. Forget it, the accountant deserves it more, that motherfucker. What a tool. Wait, ten years ago? Never put your complete trust in Fujiko, that’s rule #1 of the Lupin-verse. Again. The Italian soundtrack. Not nearly as bad as you’re making it out to be. And now we’ve come back to the beginning. She may be burning, but she ain’t screaming. Huh. Wonder what’s up with that. Fuck yeah Fujiko. In the end, it was the ringmaster all along. Thanks to daddy issues. I wouldn’t exactly call Fujiko “innocent”, but I get your point. Now he’s about to get his comeuppance! Ah, the power of symbolism. Also in the end, he signed on with the BBW with the nice rack. MONEY, DEAR BOY. Let’s just say she did both. Again with the random sunflower petals. Eh, they’re a nice touch. By the way, where’s Goemon been these past three episodes? [probably cutting worthless objects] -
That was back in 2006 when people didn't care as much about that sort of thing.
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Toonami To Rerun Attack On Titan Season 2 At 3 AM
PokeNirvash replied to The1gairon's topic in Episode Discussion Archive
Methinks you're overreacting a little much. -
Toonami To Rerun Attack On Titan Season 2 At 3 AM
PokeNirvash replied to The1gairon's topic in Episode Discussion Archive
Spaces and dashes just aren't right, man. -
Made in Abyss 2
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The Toonami Ratings Thread 1.0 :You are on a new board
PokeNirvash replied to StarPanda's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
GOD DAMMIT SCHEDULE MONKEYS JUST WHEN I THOUGHT YOU WERE SANE. -
Toonami To Rerun Attack On Titan Season 2 At 3 AM
PokeNirvash replied to The1gairon's topic in Episode Discussion Archive
Huh, so they got 11PM back even after the Samurai Jack debacle. That's interesting. I guess that means Venture Bros. is the sacrificial lamb that made this change possible? -
Trunks Thread 19.1: A New New Frontier
PokeNirvash replied to PokeNirvash's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
Time for part 2 of 4. ATTACK ON TITAN “They’re getting away with Eren!” Yes, Armin, we can see that. The CGI shouldn’t be this hilarious. That’s a pretty hateful boner Mikasa has there. Oh good, Krista’s alright. Hmm, she’s covered in spit too. Didn’t expect that. Sure, the outside has Titans, but it doesn’t have judgmental assholes, which is sorta better. If it weren’t for the drool, this would be even more touching than it already is. Sweet waterfall. [sigh] All this talking in the other room is ruining the tension. Oh hey, Eren’s awake again. Kind of a shitty gag, though. That’s the eye of someone you never wanna fuck around with. Not really sure who to root for here. Oh hey, it’s everyone. That’s our Sasha, always thinking on the positive side of things. Has anyone else noticed that Armin hasn’t said anything yet? “We could live a thousand years and never again know peace.” There’s something curious about this line. ERWIN’S GONE MAD! How is it that TOM always manages to make even the games the Toonami guys don’t like sound so positive? “Is this Hell?” No, it’s a children’s TV show that takes place in Hell. Erwin may be crazy, but I’ll be damned if he isn’t badass. The horse is just standing there all innocent-like while his rider is eaten. As someone who had a crush on her in the past, of course Jean cares about Mikasa’s safety. OH SHIT! Now that is a tried and true badass. Rammed by a horse. That form of death shouldn’t be as hilarious as it is. “I see your maneuverability is as good as mine.” SHIT COUNT: 3. Looks like my off-hand comment really came in handy for Jean. Oh hey, Armin’s finally going to do something. Time to enact Operation Use His Attraction Against Him! Armin, that’s pretty damn sadistic of you. Am I also the only one that thought Erwin stabbed Bertholdt in the dick instead of slashing up his chest/freeing Eren? He’s getting womanhandled tonight~. FUCK YEAH KRISTORIA. Huh, so that was her first ODM kill too. “You don’t understand! She loves me!” Well, you know what they say about lesbians being deceptive… Okay, what even was that? Titan throwing, apparently. Yet another horse is getting the fuck outta there. Say hello to your mother’s killer again, Eren. I really need to stop reading threads about feminism on 4chan. Makes me paranoid about what’s really going on inside everyone’s heads... S: Ah, happier times… and then the Titans attacked. “That son of a bitch has gone berserk!” Yes, he does look pretty Gutsy over there. POWERWALKING TITAN. What a waste of words. STOP. HANNES TIME. Only this time, he’s not gonna piss himself and run away in fear! MOVE IT OR LOSE IT, ASSHOLE. That one Titan looks a lot like Bertholdt would if he wasn’t already the Colossal. “That’s a fact, Jack.” – Stripes, 1981. Welp, looks like we’re officially calling her Historia now. JACKIE CHAN TITAN DON’T WANT NO TROUBLE. Fuck yeah, magical girl poses. Stubby fingers. Eren, you dumbass, wait until your fingers are healed before you go transforming. PRESS X TO JEAN. If it weren’t for Rin carrying his mother’s stupid gene, Eren would be the dumbest Papenbrook character. Cleverly censored by the tree. HANNES NO. Aaaaaaand here come the traumatic flashbacks. Wait… he’s laughing? It’s official, Eren’s gone mad. And in comes Mikasa with the Talk no Jutsu to help him out of it. Truly a better one-sided sorta-incestuous attraction than Suguha towards Kirito. HIGH FIVE FISTBUMP MANEUVER. I’m not entirely sure what Eren did, but I’m glad he did it. And then Eren was a MacGuffin. Shut up, Reiner. Thank you, Eren. Sometimes I wonder how it’s possible a pussy like Bertholdt could be the Colossal Titan. Decker’s acting is still terrible, but the gators immediately going after the sheriff was hilarious. Meanwhile, in what I assume are the decrepit ruins of Shinganshina… Ymir’s a consolation prize. SHIT COUNT: 2. Holy shit underground city time. Huh, that was actually a smart move on the government’s part. Wish we saw more of that underground city, though. Levi’s pissed he didn’t get to do anything all season but look pretty for the fangirls. Conny looks like he’s seen some shit. Whenever Eren’s involved, expect casualties. Dammit Armin, why are you still calling him Sean? REPLY TO ANGEL 1: “TITAN GREEN IS PEOPLE.” I actually came up with that one too, before I saw you beat me to it. Even Levi is disturbed by Erwin’s smiling. To no one’s surprise, Sasquatch Titan was a human too. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: “All this time and we still didn't tell us what's in that fucking basement.” That’s why season 3’s about to be a thing. Overall, this season was better than the first, for reasons I’m not gonna bother explaining for sake of retaining my want to be right. 9.5/10. I feel like the mother is being way too mean towards her son by rejecting every single one of his additions to the dishwasher. TOKYO GHOUL ROOT A And now we return you to The Adventures of Young Mado, already in progress. It’s honestly kind of strange, how normal he used to look back then. He has the fastest reaction time of all the CCG’s Doves, that’s why he gets two Quinques. Speeding up the animation is definitely the best way to satisfy those who dislike the way OPs are shortened, if it’s subtle enough. Just what I like to see in my edgy gorefest shows, a board meeting on the supposed enemy’s side of things. Mustache dude looks positively fancy. I guess that means Kaneki’s gone completely over to the dark side now. Technically it was Touka who killed Mado, but Kaneki was there. Meanwhile, Anteiku’s doing just fine without Kaneki around. Oh Nishiki, you truly are this series’ resident butt monkey. I get the whole robbery story’s just a cover, but Aogiri did technically steal something of theirs. I bet you anything Touka’s friend’s little comment there was originally silence in the Japanese dub. “Welp, that’s enough listening to racist comments for one day.” I can’t say anything on the size, but I can believe you when you say he was less vicious. Well that scene change certainly wasn’t obvious or anything. :-\ That mail boy sounds awfully familiar… HOLY HANNAH IT’S HIDE. You’ve changed, Kaneki-kun. Don’t really care, already seen the episode. Isn’t this how doujins typically start? Hmm, so they’re still in the dark about Rize’s death. EEEEEEEE IT’S SERA’S VOICE. <3 And she’s also Mado’s daughter. Not sure what to think about that. -_' The stitches do look cool, even if they’re wholly unnecessary. I really want Mado Jr. to call that Takizawa guy a maggot. Smart intuition she’s got, there. GHOUL CONSPIRACIES. No matter how big her ego is, there’s always bigger. She’s my new favorite character in this show. "Be sure to order the miso soup.” :-D STRUUUUUUUCK OUUUUUUUT. Even Kaneki’s Face-Heel Turn won’t stop Touka’s friend from shipping them. Not that she’d know about it. Random insert song is random. Well there’s a new aspect of masks I didn’t know applied to my fetish. Heh, wasn’t expecting Itori to show up any this season. That Hetare mask she and Uta brought for Hinami is pretty cute. “Well, that fills my quota of joy for the morning.” Oh hey, I recognize those chicks. And bandage girl has a crush on him because when you think about it, all animes are lawlharems. REPLY TO ANGEL 3: “I admit, the show is more bearable when the main character fucks off for most of the episode.” Come to think of it, did Kaneki even have any lines? HOLY SHIT SURPRISE NEXT EPISODE CARD. Still haven’t decided when I’m gonna talk about Hunter and Lupin. Could be tomorrow, could be Thursday, it could even be today… This is the new Kaneki. New Kaneki grunts now. Oh hey, the monochrome chicks are one-eyes too. SHIT COUNT: 1. I’M STILL ALIVE BUT I’M VERY BADLY BURNED. I have no idea who this guy is, but I think he has bigger brain problems than even Kaneki. Kaneki’s movements look a little weird all sped up, but the background effects actually look better that way. People turning into candy? Sounds like the Buu Saga. Touka/Hinami is a nice friendship. “Welp, that’s enough hearing about Kaneki on the news – or in general – for one day.” Koma wins the award for this show’s most subtle ego, if that’s even a thing. She looks like a department store mannequin in that outfit, in a good way. Speaking of which, department store mannequins! Or their torsos, at least. Oh goddammit Nishiki. We impromptu campus tours now. That’s fascinating and all, but do they have an engineering school? Megaversities aren’t a thing, are they? [Googles it] Not technically, but in some cases yes. Of course the poster for the English club has no subtitle for it. : That missing person poster was the last thing she expected to see today. Oh hey there Hide. I’m sure you’re taking down that poster as part of some ulterior motive. MEANWHILE, IN THE NATIONAL ARCHIVES… Ah, coffee. The one thing besides water and human flesh Ghouls don’t want to puke up on instinct. Being lonely is quite lonely. “He’d don his mask and play any role life threw at him.” Only now, the mask is literal. Smoooooth claim there, Touka, real smooth. Hide’s a real good friend; I’m glad Kaneki and later Touka had him spared. Topped and Loaded sounds like a great concept. Now if only Applebee’s food didn’t suck. Sen Takatsuki finally appears! And she’s the cute hikikomori type, too. I’m pretty sure that was where the commercial break was supposed to go. Osmanthus is a type of tree, for those of you ignorant to that sort of thing. Kaneki’s her onii-san equivalent. MAIL’S HERE, MAIL’S HERE. Hey, that’s the dude that got busted out of the prison bus! Sometimes I wonder where the phrase “S-rank” even came from. Mado Jr. is here to scold you, maggot. AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE. Like a kid in a candy store. A scythe with blades at right angles? That’s the most mathematical murder weapon I’ve ever seen. That boy ain’t right. Like a kid who didn’t get the toy he wanted. He may be a bigger crybaby than Kaneki ever was, but at least he pulls off Yamori’s suit. The subs actually turned the M upside-down. Even after switching sides, Kaneki’s still helping the less intelligent know how to spell things. Good for him. Oh, the irony of this scene. It’s hardly subtle. Wait, that one dude sounds an awful lot like Tsukiyama… REPLY TO ANGEL 4: “Why do they call him eyepatch when he stopped wearing the eyepatch last season?” Did you forget about his creepy fetish mask already? TURNS OUT IT WAS. GHOULS EATING GHOULS EATING GHOULS. It’s an edgy kind of fabulous. Oh hey, it’s the incident that started this whole mess. Ulterior motive, indeed. That building looks rather interesting. Wonder what’s inside it. [i hope it's mannequins] -
Toonami General Discussion Thread
PokeNirvash replied to ben0119's topic in Episode Discussion Archive
Because he's got brain problems. -
The Toonami Ratings Thread 1.0 :You are on a new board
PokeNirvash replied to StarPanda's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
He's assuming a break between (24-episode) seasons. -
The Toonami Ratings Thread 1.0 :You are on a new board
PokeNirvash replied to StarPanda's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
Sometimes I wonder if this thread is just an excuse to shit-talk Toonami without sounding like you hate it. -
Toonami General Discussion Thread
PokeNirvash replied to ben0119's topic in Episode Discussion Archive
Was Dave Mallow still the narrator, or was it David Vincent like last season? -
Yona of the Dawn 7 Also, can you believe that this site's old URL doesn't work anymore?
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OH FUCK YOU.
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You really are this board's Lisa Simpson.
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Were you not there when he reiterated [as]'s bump that One Punch Man was better? (Also, what's with you quoting the entire damn opening post when you're the first one to reply? It's really redundant and unnecessary.)
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That time Jason DeMarco called his audience weebs
PokeNirvash replied to Jman's topic in Episode Discussion Archive
Not all Toonami fans are weebs, and I wish the writer of that article had enough sense to figure that out. -
Trunks Thread 19.1: A New New Frontier
PokeNirvash replied to PokeNirvash's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
As many of you probably know (and most of you definitely don’t care), I was gone for a week, meaning I have two weeks’ worth of shows to catch up on. As doing so in one sitting would be poor for my health and my family’s patience, I’m going to split things up into four divisions. Today will be the Dragonballs, Tuesday will be Titan and Ghoul, and while I haven’t picked out the other days yet, day 3 is Hunter and Lupin, and day 4 is Naruto and GITS. Works out quite well, actually. DRAGONBALL SUPER DB Super being at the start of the block again but no longer having the full OP is complete bullshit. You say it’s an epic grudge match, but it sure as hell doesn’t look that way. SUPER SAIYAN GOD SUPER SAIYAN WITH BLUE HAIR DYE. Well at least things are looking better quality-wise this episode. “Goku just showed his ace card…” Trump card, Krillin, the correct phrase is “trump card”. Looks like Jaco’s finally overcome his cowardice. FUCK YOU GALAXY POLICE. He’s fast! But not fast enough, apparently. An ego reader? Is that even a thing? I recognize that pose! Sick burn, Krillin. [hallelujah] We Shiny Golden Frieza now. And what does this one sound like? Hooray for simplicity! If there’s one thing I can say about this fight… at least it wasn’t animated in CGI. “That sounds like a subjective claim that’s impossible to prove.” My exact thoughts whenever someone criticizes a show I like. Which is often. For some reason I kinda like Beerus when he’s all nonviolent like this. And then they met their alternate universe counterparts. And they appear to know each other too. Well that was a nice little interlude. Meanwhile, more beam struggles. DUCK AND COVER! You weren’t listening, Vegeta. SUNDAE TIME. ;D Brain fruit. Why yes, Beerus can speak with his mouth closed. Why do all the close-up shots look so much better than the far-away ones. It’s only natural to be shocked by Beerus’s presence. The Destroyer just doesn’t give a fuck. Oh Jaco, will you ever learn? JUDO CHOP! TOP BILLING: Frieza. By the way, if we’re gonna be talking about more than just the currently airing Toonami anime in this thread, I’d like to mention I’ve been rewatching Dimension W. Currently 7 for 12, and I still like it more than you. COMPLETE. BULLSHIT. “If Frieza can’t be overpowered, is there another way?” I’d make a joke that’s way too soon here, but I won’t. After Nana to Kaoru, I will never hear the term “breather” the same way again. KIDNEY PUNCH KIDNEY PUNCH KIDNEY PUNCH. Whis and Beerus know what they’re talking about. “Go Vegeta! Fight next to Goku!” “Fuck off!” And that’s why pride is one of the sins; it makes trouble for those around you if it exceeds a certain level. Biting the tail always works, apparently. Okay, maybe “poorly animated” was the wrong way to describe this fight. QUALITY, sure, but not poorly animated. Frieza, you fool, you should know it’s impossible to humiliate Goku! I’ll admit, the Kai flashbacks kinda spooked me. You guys do realize Goku can still use his le-oh never mind then. “I can’t sense his power either.” Dammit, Gohan, you’re supposed to be the smart one! You should know better than anyone that Super Saiyan Blue energy can’t be sensed! TWO-BASTARD RULE: ACHIEVED. What even is that arm-flapping? Goku’s attempts to convince people to wait are kind of adorable, even when overpowered by Chi-Chi being a complete c-word. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He’s about to turntables. A kernel of truth… or a curdle of truth? OH MAN THOSE ACOUSTICS. Nothing to talk about here, just power creep. Okay, now it’s poorly animated. DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA. He really does love that pose, doesn’t he? The headpunch… it does nothing! Wait, were those two plotting something in secret? Goku sounds slightly different when he’s smart. Part of me is wondering how much of Frieza’s tantrum is true, if any. Well that was completely sudden. Sorbet fired that laser out of his ring, that shit is not a “common ray gun”. IT’S VEGETA TIME NOW. TOP BILLING: Also Frieza, this time with Daman Mills as the COPD/emphysema-afflicted Chris Ayres’ voice double. “You’re as good as your reputation.” Not entirely sure what she means by that. DRAGONBALL Z KAI In which Vegeta realized that sleeping with Bulma was the worst mistake of his life. Meanwhile, Gohan ruins everything. HEADBANGERS. It’s amazing how much better Toei’s animation was in the ‘90s than it is today. Those must be some pretty weird nightmares then. It really hasn’t been drilled into you how stubborn Saiyans are, has it, Supreme Kai? I’m kinda liking this low-key techno music. He’s like a giant pink manchild. Heyyyyyyyy~! “You’re just buying into the hype, which I am!” Goku just realized that they’re in deep shit… and he hasn’t even reached Super Saiyan 3 yet! HE’S GONNA DUMP. That was so out of nowhere I couldn’t help but laugh. Now Shin looks like he’s gonna dump. “…he’s nothing more than a pudgy pink simpleton.” “Buu takes offense to that!” Steam coming out the ears, just like in my 1920s cartoons. Hot air that can blind a man with a single punch! Suck it, Dabura. Apparently insulting Buu is what it takes to make him get serious. Rescuing Eren is important and all, but the real question is, is Krista safe? Those kids have no idea what they’re in for. Vegeta can’t afford to think about his family right now, especially when he’s in the middle of a good fight. Let it never be said that Goku isn’t more often than not an idiot. Huh, I just realized Senzu beans look just like edamame. Well, at least he was telling the truth about going to fight Buu. Clearly that means you’re a really sucky Supreme Kai. KILL THEM DEAD. H-HAYAI! "Now crush them, crush them into pieces!" I believe the actual phrase is, "crush them into paste." And that's why I didn't say "and down goes Gohan". You gotta love Buu's evil face. He's WOOPWOOPing. TOP BILLING: Goku. BOTTOM BILLING: Gohan. You know, even though I know today's a Sunday, it doesn't really feel like it. Must be that vacation mindset. Suck it, Supreme Kai. WOOP WOOP. Shin's such a pussy I'm surprised he's even got the title he has. BUU used HAKI! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! And then he used the Atomic Butt-Drop on him. GOHAN used DYNAMIC ENTRY! IT'S... not really all that effective. Oh, did Shin just die now? Or is he just passed out? Time for a food break. SUDDENLY A SPEAR! Oh hey, Dabura's alive and his eyes still work. Meanwhile, Goten and Trunks have finally made it to the plot. Lemme guess, they're going to think Dabura is Buu. Oh hey, how'd the Piccolo statue get there? DO NOT TOUCH THE PETRIFICATION. And then they ruined everything. ::: Those are some wise words you've got there, Dabura. URUSAI URUSAI URUSAI! If an energy blast couldn't destroy Buu, I doubt a spear could accomplish the same. Frightening. Oh look, a promo for an Attack on Titan episode I haven't seen yet. Aaaaaaaand skipped. But is he really dead? Is he really? BUU EAT YOU x10+. Of course, all Dabura has don thus far has done nothing, and I doubt anything that may follow ever will. Now that is an interesting transformation. One I've had experience in proofreading, in fact. In just one bite. Even Goten and Trunks are confused by Buu's powers. Turns out killing Dabura's the only way to reverse the effects of the stone transformation, even when that person is broken. Piccolo sounds way deeper than normal. I think Shin should be transformed into a giant Twizzler. IT'S VEGETA TIME AGAIN, I ASSUME. TOP BILLING: Goten, proving Kai saps all the fun out of this form of cast list.