PokeNirvash

Huh, another Hall of Anal Devastation.

Oh, have a sense of humor.

5 episodes for Master of Martial Hearts, 6 for King Star King if you don't count the pilot.

Personally, I'd have them air The Room of anime. By which I mean... Followed by every King Star King episode to round out the block. [the butthurt would be amazing]

If Samurai Jack is Toonami's savior, then Rick and Morty will be its ruin. On the plus side, the Toonami premieres that matter managed to score high on the Top 50 Original Cable Telecasts list. That's something, at least.

So Random Curiosity picked you up? Great work, Chaps! I always preferred your posts on CSW to most of the others.

Is that the same editor who locked himself in a closet and cried for hours on end after learning Isayama was planning on killing off Sasha? Look, I don't care what wing the author is or if the editor killed his wife or not, I'm still watching AoT 2 and any attempts to guilt-trip me out of washing it will be a total failure.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE MAN, PUT ON SOMETHING NORMAL. :::

Forget the negative implications of the image (of which I see none), please change your avatar. Crying Bubbles was a little much, but this is just insanity.

Personally, out of all his roles on anime that showed up on [as], I think Gin Ichimaru would be the most popular. Right behind it, I'd also include Asuma Sarutobi (from Naruto) and Akihiro Altland (from Gundam IBO).

I don't think there's been any concrete confirmation, but according to ANN, Doug Erholtz is the one voicing Polnareff.

Congratulations, all it took was a hyperlink and an emoticon to make me think that you're overblowing things just a little.

I was thinking more along the lines of "pessimist".

I always remembered it being spelled Camie.

On one hand, that's an interesting way to look at the series. On the other hand... I really wanna see some fanart of Kaneki crossdressing now. [with Touka as the dom]

Not two episodes and Nishiki is already my least favorite character. Not only does he have the Ghoul edge, but he's also a complete asshole on top of that. Seeing Kaneki fuck his shit up was downright cathartic, and his omake counterpart spreading rumors about him being a literal shit-eater was perfectly hilarious. Now if only Touka could be a little nicer, then we'd be getting somewhere...

I don't think the prank was Time Warner's idea, dude.

So we’re gonna keep calling Stroheim and the other German soldiers the S.S. even though they’re technically the Wehrmacht? Eh, sure, whatever gives us more fuel for Nazi jokes. They’re lucky that the Major is a great multi-tasker. As regrettable as the postponement of Samurai Jack this week is to many of you, and as rageworthy as it is to certain others (FUCK YOU BEN), you gotta realize that [as] is always gonna be [as], no matter how loud you scream about your dislike of it. RICK & MORTY STEALTH PREMIERE Rick escaped from prison that easily? And we didn’t even get to see it? Is this some sort of dream? Yep, definitely a dream, unless Jerry’s actually that flexible. Oh hey, that guy’s from the same race as that murder-lovin’ guy. FART JOKES. Eh, the Federation taking over Earth is actually kind of a boring move. Don’t be a forceful jerk, Conroy. It was arousal all along. Are those shadows supposed to be Rick’s wife and Beth? Yep, definitely Rick’s wife. You’re crazy, Summer, but yes, Rick has a secret lab and your parents found it during one of their many marriage crisis plots. KEEP CALM AND WACK OFF. Ah yes, the corpses of this universe. And Morty’s having a PTSD fit over them. Mulan was made in 1988? “I used to wear blue pants. And then the company that made them stopped making them, so I switched over to brown.” Dead Rick still had his portal gun when he died. Awesome. FUCK YOU CONROY. Welcome to Cronenberg-verse, population 3. INFINITE RICK. I’m pretty sure someone famous is voicing his wife. FUCK YOU CRONENBERG JERRY. FUCK YEAH COUNCIL OF RICKS. Well… yeah. FUCK YOU ALTERNATE UNIVERSE RICK. The one true thing to learn from this commercial: Hardees > Carl’s Jr. No way, that ad took up the entire commercial break? FUCK YEAH RICK. Sucks that his origin story was more or less faked, though. Rick’s lucky he bodyswapped before those guys came in. And he’s lucky he bodyswapped there too. Oh hey, more unique Ricks! Black Rick’s okay, but Morty Rick is my favorite. But of course, our Rick is the best Rick. Rick, you a madman. HAMMER TIME. Okay, for all the conflict and shit that was happening there… that whole scene played out pretty damn good. Morty didn’t know. Classic. Because the easiest kind of ruin is the economic kind. CLASS WAR! Ah, so that’s where all the humans disappeared to. There’s that feeling again. The feeling that you know something’s going to happen but you don’t want it to. Heh, the dad fly trick worked. RICK AND MORTY NINE MORE SEASONS RICK AND MORTY. Wait, so who’d Nathan Fillion voice? Fuck yeah, Bird-Person is back! And Tammy still loves him! Thank you, writer’s room. I think I remember this Hardees/Carl’s Jr. commercial. As long as they don’t air the Aqua Teen one next… TOONAMI FUCK YEAH SPECIAL INTRO SEQUENCE. :fap: DRAGONBALL Z KAI Krillin beating Pintar was a wonderful experience. I have a feeling Shin is acting creepy on purpose. As much faith as everyone has in Videl, I’m surprised no one’s noticed how seething Spopovich is. This dude’s angry ‘cause Samurai Jack got postponed for four hours of the same Rick and Morty episode. AS A GOOF. HE’S GREEN WITH SHOCK! “So this is what it feels like to be Krillin.” Oh King Kai, you eavesdropper. He also has literally thick skin. Spopovitch looked better with the hair and mustache-beard combo. I-Is his buddy floating!? Vegeta knows what’s up. That poor announcer, and those clever as all get-out dub writers. Chi-Chi’s gonna be sorely disappointed when she learns of the lack of femdom when Gohan and Videl do get hitched. BOLSHEVIK RAAAAAAAAAAGE! You think kicking him in the nuts would do anything? Goku knows what’s up too. You gotta love that HD ’90s-era CGI. LET THE RYONA BEGIN. Oh Chi-Chi, if only you could see into the future. Thank you, levitation abilities. “She can fly!?” No, jump good. That does sound very concerning. Oh Mr. Satan, if only you knew… All she can do now is dod-well, I guess head-kicking him works too. NECKSNAPPER. Yamcha makes a good godfather. “This is truly a tragic turn of events indeed.” Oh, but it’s only going to get more tragic from here… Holy shit Spopovich the hell are you even. : o LET THE RYONA REALLY BEGIN. “Is flying the new thing or what?” Apparently so. An upset to end all upsets indeed. Whatever happens next, it’s bound to be ugly. SAND WHALE AND ME I assume the TV-14DLV rating was an accident. The black sands are a nice touch of setting. Oh hey, it’s the tin can from the original interstitial! Silly woman, you’re never gonna open the can that way! Just like in GITS. The good one, that is. I’ll never understand that weird horror sting whenever she looks at her can of Green Peace. Next time: companionship! JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE SCREENCAP #1: If this was on DeviantArt and not Imgur, a lawsuit would’ve happened by now. Looking pretty Boondocks there, Wamuu. Wind can be crazy powerful if you pressurize it hard enough. PILLAR MAN POWERS ARE BULLSHIT BUT I BELIEVE THEM. Molotov cockteasetail… DENIED. CAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! And now for random opera music, complete with expositionary dialogue! Now that plan deserves a round of applause. [claps hands] Truly Wamuu was the best of the three Pillar Men, even if he did technically kill Caesar. “… and as a warrior, it would now appear that you stand taller than I do.” Well yeah, you are just a head now. Holy shit Wamuu didn’t think you’d do something like that. And that’s two rings down. Truly the best Pillar Man indeed. T_T7 Kars was such a dick. And apparently he still is! OH NO HE’S HOT. SCREENCAP #2: Kars posing for Tiger Beat. To them, the Red Stone is like a cross. They stand in fear of it, because it is their weakness. OMAE WA MO SHINDEIRU. Gender isn’t even going to matter in this battle. Pies Bernina? Bloody liquor? What madness is this? Lisa Lisa’s got this, Joseph, it’s best to stay back. “Feel free to pick anything you like.” “Okay, I choose none of them!” Fighting without violence is like directly procreating without sex. It takes a true master to hone their craft to that point. Turns out he was attacking from behind! Hmm. That was easy. BUT APPARENTLY NOT SO. Joseph is now officially mindfucked. And Kars is officially a total dick. Then what does that make Esidisi? SUDDENLY VAMPIRES. Oh hey, he can do the Zoom Punch too. INTERRUPTION. Okay, I can see now why not many people think the voice acting for Kars is inconsistent. SURPRISE ULTRAVIOLET LIGHT. FUCK YEAH VON STROHEIM. And Speedwagon too! Oh, also Smokey. Oh hey, he made it up there while he was distracted. Because Caesar, Wamuu, even Esidisi had things about them Joseph could appreciate through all his frustration for them. But first, an improvised guitar solo? And it’s the Dueling Banjos tune, too. You know, Lisa Lisa being Joseph’s mother would be a twist, but luckily those smart enough to have remembered Smokey’s comment that the baby Erina saved from that shipwreck was also Joseph’s mother would’ve made that connection two episodes ago. Huh, never thought to put fast food bags on the dashboard before. I’m still gonna put them in my passenger seat, though. TOKYO GHOUL I honestly don’t know whether to feel sorry for Kaneki or get kind of aroused at Touka beating him up. She was born a Ghoul? She’s right, that does suck. And I’m curious as to how that’s even possible. Well, at least she’s less of an edgelord than that other guy. Wait, are they mixing the Japan broadcast edit in with the uncut version? I’m legit confused right now by that black head. And at least the OP’s good too. Oh good, another Ghoul who’s actually kinda nice. The coffee was actually palatable. Lemme guess, human blood mixed in with the coffee grounds. Or maybe coffee’s just the exception to the whole “can’t eat any regular food” rule of nature, that works too. Don’t be edgy, Touka, it doesn’t suit you. “THINK UNEDGY THOUGHTS THINK UNEDGY THOUGHTS THINK UNEDGY SHIT IT’S NOT WORKING!” Ghost rape? Saved by the ringing of his phone. “Sub: You’re gonna die alone” That’s some pretty heavy shit, Hide. Okay, I’mma just assume that was sarcastic. Lost in his own flashbacks. WORKPLACE SEX A-GO-GO. That hairstyle. Those glasses. Could it be… IT IS! IT’S THAT PRICK! And he looks like he’s about to rape Kaneki at any given moment. Flashbacks mixed with hallucinations are just the worst, aren’t they? What is that ringtone even? Blond coffee. He was able to stomach that? Either he’s a purger, or he got himself one of those fancy tongue transplants I was talking about last week. I suspect that he’s a Ghoul. Did you not see his rapeface earlier? Oh man, I really hope Hide survived that power kick. :-\ “You smell just like a female Ghoul!” Okay listen to me show I was only joking about the gay Ghoul rape, don’t make Nishiki go full Sugo on Kaneki, I beg of youuuuuuuu. ::: Yep, he’s a purger. Also, shut the fuck up about human food making you want to vomit, it got old during Touka’s FUCK CAKE rant. KILL HIM KANEKI. KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER. Seriously Kaneki, punch that smug fucker’s face in and never ever stop. My hate for Nishiki these past few minutes surpasses Joseph’s hate for Kars over the same length of time. FRIENDSHIP POWERS, ACTIVATE! YES YES YES YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YEAH KANEKI KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER TILL HE’S NOTHING BUT A BLOODY SPLATTER FUCK YOU NISHIKI DIE DIE DIE AND NEVER COME BACK GET RAPED IN GHOUL HELL YOU MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKER CUNTFACE!!!1!11!!!!!111!ONE!!!!!!!!!! > “He sure looks delicious~.” “Don’t you fucking do it…” At least Kaneki getting raped by Ghost!Rize has the potential to be kinda hot. Literally foaming at the mouth. Shut up, Touka. Or maybe not, go get ‘im, girl. That was a really long first act. Oh good, it’s the only good Ghoul character in this show. So he fed him frozen corpse parts? Old man, you are now my favorite non-human character in this show. Touka comes in second, because she’s cute but way too edgy sometimes. REPLY TO ANGEL 1: “Who the hell is Jason?” Remember that hockey mask guy who confronted Kaneki’s zombie girlfriend at the start of the first episode? That’s Jason. Also, that is a very non-subtle naming choice they did with him. I think this guy may be the edgiest this show’s come up with yet. You can tell by the ghost-white hair. TOP BILLING: Kaneki. > These end-of-episode omakes are the best. If there was one thing I needed more than Kaneki stabbing Nishiki to near-death, it’s him spreading rumors of him being a literal shit-eater. ;D HUNTER x HUNTER Kurapika doesn’t mess around when it comes to hunting down the Phantom Troupe. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: “Also you're like 14 where did you learn to drive?” Actually, Kurapika’s 17. He could’ve gotten his license before taking the Hunter Exam too. Because how else can you flee a scene if you want a successful escape? “Looks like we’ve got a tail!” “Hmm, looks like a BMW to me.” NEN VISION A-GYO-GYO! So much for your tracking device. Shizuku gets the passenger seat because she’s the best girl. :-D It’s a good think Franklin went on a beer run, otherwise it’d be even more cramped. SUDDENLY MORE SHADOW BEASTS! “I see you have glasses. I have glasses too.” Magic fun cloth. Oh no! Nobunaga’s got a case of the googly eyes! Thank you, improvised bag of holding. He only caught Nobunaga. Yes, that would explain the disappearing merchandise. Looks like the rest of the Shadow Beasts are all here. Can’t tell if that one guy sounds more like Wamuu or Esidisi. Does that mean we’ll see the lethal properties of her Nen Stitches now? This guy sounds black, has to be Esidisi. Or maybe not, Feitan and my wife have this. It’s a good thing Kurapika’s eyes are back on the road. Eh, implications work too. “You goddamn jerks!” Welp, that’s the strongest profanity I’ve heard outta this show thus far. I think Nobunaga’s gonna be another fave of mine. Surely it hasn’t been too long. “Dammit, this was the Boss’s favorite sword!” Don’t underestimate Uvo. The Shadow Beasts did, and look where they ended up. : Yep, that’s the truth all right. I’m loving Kurapika’s theme song. KURTA PUNCH! Man, they really trashed this place. Makes sense, being abandoned and all. It’s too easy to torture cowards for information. FUN FACT: Hisoka and the head of the Phantom Troupe are voiced by Speedwagon and Smokey respectively. But Kurapika wasn’t even there for that scene. Oh man, he even sent him a heart emoji. Interesting power that blonde kid’s got. Of course Hisoka would want to meet up at an abandoned carnival. This conversation is going better than one would expect. Hm, Kurapika isn’t surprised that Hisoka’s a Spider. The most terrifying things on the block right now: Spopovitch, Ghouls who want to eat/encourage eating Hide, and Hisoka’s erections. Oh my, a Kurapika-Hisoka teamup? That sounds exciting! :-D I’d feel sorry for that dude, but he was listed as a minor character, so I’m not really surprised. Also, I knew they were Spiders as soon as I saw the older blonde dude’s face. My wife really rocks that suit. “I’m gonna find that-“ [recording cuts out] …You’re gonna find who now? Kurapika, maybe? REPLY TO BUU: “…and aren't those leeches still inside him?” Yes, that’s why Franklin’s out spending the rest of the Phantom Troupe’s yearly budget on beer. Uvo doesn’t want treasure. He wants blood. Left and Right Twix deserve to be together because these commercials are retarded. MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM UNICORN RE:0096 Banagher, you pussy. The Black Unicorn looks pretty neato. “Thank god none of that wreckage hit me.” Banagher, you’re useless. And also a soldier, apparently. Should’ve known it was Marida in there. Well, at least he isn’t freaking out as badly as Kaneki was earlier. This guy sounds different. For a woman with an ugly face, she sure does have a nice ass. Oh, so Mineva’s with her too. Good job telling her off with such subtlety, Mineva. Hey look, Newtype dolphins! That’s Riddhe hiding behind that wall, right? So Prison Break has moved to the Middle East, huh? I’d have guessed Mexico. Bright finally meets Banagher at last. SLAP HIM ACROSS THE FACE. Wait, what’s he keeping secret? Wow, not even a single slap. I appreciate your restraint, Bright. Oh yeah, most Gundams were accidentally stumbled upon in this timeline, weren’t they? “She’s the one who everyone’s calling Mineva Zabi.” “Well, that’s her name, stupid.” This girl looks pretty cute. This guy, meanwhile, sounds like Griffith from Berserk. Midas sure loves his tea. Michelle Ruff’s character is pretty cute also. I love obvious spit takes. AMURO~. I feel like these black-suits are being a little too grabby with him. Now is Bright gonna smack his shit up? FUCK YEAH BRIGHT’S MEN. I’m still disappointed that he’s slapped him yet. Even so, Bright’s a cool guy. I sure do love these camera angles. MAKE YOUR OWN SANDWICH. Shut up, flashback narrator ugly lady. Oh yeah, new ending theme! NARUTO SHIPPUDEN Welp, Utakata’s dead. Naruto, meanwhile, is super tired after having to deal with filler for the past two months. Itachi speaks the truth. TSUTOMU OHSHIRO SAKUGA SPOTTED. “However…” [audio cuts out] …However what!? Itachi could also predict the future. Clearly he’s suggesting that Naruto needs some Ninja Brain Training. And that’s how he became smarter than his previous filler self. IT’S CROWJOB TIME. Okay, I’m curious as to what this power he gave him is. Huh, so he caught Bee after all. That Sasuke kid sure likes doing whatever the hell he wants. : Is it hard to believe that Sasuke is less edgy than Tokyo Ghoul? So… classism is bad? Yeah, still hate Nishiki more. MEANWHILE, AT THE HIDDEN CLOUD FITNESS CENTER… No way… Beau Billingslea? Okay, not ten seconds of screentime and I already love the Raikage. SURPRISE KAKASHI. I always preferred Gamakichi to Gamatatsu, to be perfectly honest. Suspicion levels: rising. Oh look, more toads. Dangit Naruto, now’s not the time to act all jerk-like. Hadn’t you even noticed the heavy atmosphere yet? Yes, “Pervy Sage” is indeed a fitting nickname. AND NOW HE KNOWS. I don’t know what’s with this Grim Reaper and his X-ray specs, but him singing “I Will Survive” in the original voice was just perfect. Huh, never noticed that Shizune’s irises were also black. Here’s a bunch of information we already know about. 9, 31, 8, 106, 7, 207, 15. What’s that, his area code? I understand your frustration, Naruto, but calm down. He’s going to cry in private. Remember that time Jiraiya chucked Naruto into a steep ditch lined with sharp, pointy rocks? Of course you don’t. And that there was the first hint that the Fourth was Naruto’s dad. “I wonder what that was all about…” GHOST IN THE SHELL: STAND ALONE COMPLEX There are a lot of things I enjoy about this episode. The Laughing Man wannabe in the chatroom being voiced by JYB, the Laughing Man’s micromachine company blackmail being trolling their properties with his image, that one chat message that was just a spam of the katakana for “homo” (and another from someone claiming to be Nanao A), that gasmask-wearing band whose name was recycled into posters seen in Angel Beats and Charlotte, middle-aged tracksuit Steve Blum making the conversation interesting by merely mentioning his snooping around on the day of the assassination attempt, that little hint at the annoying-voiced chatroom leader being from that facility Togusa’s gonna sneak into in the next two episodes, and Batou apparently telling Motoko about a recent offscreen happening while she was blind-driving. I knew I rewatched this a lot when I was younger for a reason, even though I could barely understand what they were talking about. [p.s. Nishiki Nishio is a shit-eating son of a bitch]

Consider [as] pulling double duty with the pranks this year as them making up for doing nothing last year.

What the hell does that have to do with anything? -_'

I watched the Final Four games instead of the stunt, and saved the premiere for one of my recordings. It was good, you're all just pissy that [as] did their job this April 1st. [rustling your jimmies]

You'd think that he'd be used to it by now, but nope, Ben's gotta be Ben and piss everybody off with his wrong opinions. :

And Sand Whale and Me is airing at 12:25, dumbass.

That's why it's so damn fun.

Because Demarco confirmed it, douchebag. https://twitter.com/Clarknova1/status/848354143714594816