PokeNirvash

I mean seriously, Ben, how sheltered are you?

Okay, that's bullshit, not even I'm that autistic.

That was September, and they actually bothered to air the rest of the episodes just before the license expired.

Eh, I wouldn't call it "shitty", but it was definitely inferior. DRAGONBALL SUPER Oh hey, new bumpers. About damn time. Almost forgot about them being transported to that mysterious alternate universe. Is it wrong that the first time he said “commander”, I thought he meant that he requested to be Frieza’s boss? Well, we’ve seen the frog before, so it’s no surprise that Ginyu would show up eventually. :-D You gotta love Jaco’s poses. [gasp] THERE HE IS! GINYU FROG! This whole situation seems strangely familiar. Clearly the solution is to attack him with something stronger than steel. THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU! Gotenks, you’re way out of your league. “Hey, Frieza! You should split!” Ha! He thinks Kid Trunks is Future Trunks’ son… Can’t say I’m completely surprised by that, though. A DAMNED SPRINGTIME FOR MONKEYS. Frieza does not understand the importance of genitals. Apparently it takes just one person saying “Change Now” to activate the body swap. “GINYU’S BACK, BABY!” All that time in a frog’s body has made Ginyu sound more frog-like than ever before. I can’t even. NAMEK SAGA RECAP TIME. I HATE THAT FROG. (It’s up to you who I’m referring to, Krillin or Bulma.) :-D He even got messed around with by Baby Trunks. A fighting pose that screams “Take me now!” DC characters on the same side fighting each other? This game’s already making me uncomfortable beyond the realistic art style. Your sights are primarily set on Gohan and Krillin, and yet you go after Tien first. I don’t get it either. Frieza, your quips are more entertaining than they should be. “Leave Tagoma-Ginyu to me.” She still has the sundae. I’m surprised it hasn’t melted in the past four hours. I’M GONNA STICK MY FACE IN IT. Dear god that pizza’s too cheesy. And then an epiphany. All right, it’s time to find the food pantry! But first, it’s time to Gohan to job. I’d ask how Frieza knew Goten could go Super Saiyan… but then I remembered Gotenks. You dun goofed, Gohan. Captain Colorful. Joke’s on you, Goku barely cares about his family as it is! Frieza is so evil it’s entertaining. PICCOLOOOOOOOOOOOOO. ::: Well, at least his sacrifice here was more reasonable than it was the first time he died. TOP BILLING: The cast list says it’s Goku, but I think Frieza wins out here since he’s neither of the main two characters. DRAGONBALL Z KAI Space Dandy basically proved that the narrator is God, so yes, Narrator, you are the strongest. : Well, there go the stands and the people inside. A bunch of middle-aged redheaded women. And apparently some people are just lingering in the stands while all this is going on. Yes, he did kill them, but don’t use “all” unless he eradicates everyone in the stands, Gohan. No wonder you lost to Frieza ten minutes ago… >( These idiots deserve what’s coming to them. Yeahhhhhh Satan’s steering clear of this one. “Missed it by that much.” Okay, Gohan, now you’re allowed to say “all”. BUT INSTEAD YOU HAD TO DO THAT. Shut the fuck up, Supreme Kai. And then he went full steroid junkie. I just flipped the Supreme Kai off, does that mean I’m going to HFIL? Well lookit that, even Goku’s sick of the Supreme Kai’s worrisome bullshit. A world dub premiere at 2AM. Even I have to ask, what the fuck was Demarco thinking? That’s right, walk away from this like a good purple person-thing. ABRIDGED INSTANT TRANSMISSION, GO! Maron’s standard arms-up anime pose is pretty cute. Oh, the awkwardness. Fuck yeah, barren wastelands. Goddammit Gohan this is why Piccolo died for you twice. Oh boy, those Majin steroids are getting into his brain now. KAKAROT! Nobody tells Vegeta what to do. Just think about what happened to 16, and everything will take care of itself. Yellow auras and screaming. Truly this is DBZ at its core. Personally, I think the pinwheel of death shaved into the side of your head is a good look. ATTACK ON TITAN [screech] I love Conny’s panicked reaction. Now that is an impact. It’s still hard to process that Bert is the Colossal Titan. Reiner as the Armored Titan, I can see, but the other one? Not so much. Oh hey, it’s the rock! And there’s Pixis! I love this guy, it’s a shame he’s based off of a problematic Imperial general or something else questionable at the least. A troublesome mouse? Lemme guess, it’s Annie, isn’t it. Hey Jean, how’s being offscreen for two months been treatin’ ya? Yeah, Sasha, you drink that water~. Jean can hardly believe that practically half his squad are Titans. “It’s a good thing we were up here and they were down there and he’s the sheriff…” FLASHBACK TIME~. “You don’t have any bread? Here, take mine!” Don’t fuck with Eren when he’s mad. No, not the booze booth! This is the greatest flashback. STREET FIGHT(S)! > And then Eren got away. Both in the past, and the present. Nothing to see here, just a bunch of baby Titans. Yep, it was a concussion all right. “Here, have some table crackers.” Better to lose after putting up a fight than to run away like a little bitch. You gotta love Hannes. CGI STAMPEDE! Not even being damaged will stop Hange from being, well… Hange. “Take a look at these big-ass trees.” I am really enjoying this soundtrack, and holy shit Eren has no arms. To the forest of big-ass trees, everybody! Lord knows we needed the return of that damned Puppymonkeybaby commercial. ::: TOKYO GHOUL Wait, so Amon’s fighting Aogiri Tree now? How’d we even get to that point? Meanwhile, Kaneki’s recovering from the worst threesome of his life. Healing by self-cannibalization. I gotta say, he’s certainly a creative one. Any reason your room looks like a mix between a giant birdcage and the cold open of Psycho-Pass episode 1? I’ll be honest, between the checkerboard floor and the surrounding structure, I like this setting. Owwwww that’s gotta hurt. Oh yeah, Amon’s situation was just in medias res. LET’S KICK SOME ASS! Wait, Marude is his first name? So, what kind of tortures has he been putting him through, exactly? It’s really hard to tell. You’re a good guy, Banjo Dandy. REPLY TO ANGEL 1: “Avoiding the issue of her dying to spare this guy's feelings still seems like it was stupid.” Well, that’s Kaneki for you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It appears that they’re ready to kick some ass too. Now that’s what I call a fucked up backstory. Oh boy, what’s he gonna do with that centipede. D-Do I even want to know? That Burger King commercial needs 100% more Mahk, while that Volkswagen commercial needs 100% less bees. The Baby Driver teaser, however, already has 100% of what it needed. It’s a regular Mexican standoff x100 out there! Marude, I love you. No homo. > I am honestly highly entertained by this show when it gets crazy like this. “You all rush the building, I’m just gonna sit here and mourn my bike.” Can’t talk now, enjoying the action. FOR MADO! Can’t talk here either, observing the action. I don’t know why I thought that token Ghoul woman was gonna be staying at Anteiku. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: “Great idea, bring the small child to the murder battle building.” Pretty sure he was actually advising them both to stay back. “What did I ever do to him?” [flashbacks] “Oh yeah…” Mister Hi-C? You can do it if you believe in the Mado who believes in you, Amon! FUCK YEAH. “…Not even gonna ask what that was.” Once again, Nishiki finds himself on the short end of the stick. These guys are gonna die, aren’t they. Yeah, most likely. This One-Eyed Owl sounds like a real tough customer. Meanwhile, the white hair of shock? TOP BILLING: Marude, followed by Shinohara and Yamori. Kaneki is listed 9th. Life’s tough, being a motorcycle owner. HUNTER x HUNTER Uh… what? ??? Well that was anticlimactiWELL NEVER MIND THEN. Did he just Instant Transmission him? “And what is your relationship to him?” They took the Hunter Exams together, but not in that way. I have a feeling this is partly a bluff. Nothing more terrifying than an evil clown boner, indeed. Called it. :3 Just Uvo and Shizuku’s abilities were revealed, huh? I have a feeling he’s gonna spend part of that time jacking off. KEIKAKU DOORI. Hey, as long as the probability is over half. I have a feeling something bad’s about to happen to one of them. Kurapika’s got a lotta guts. Killua’s inner thoughts. No thanks, I’m just gonna stick to Gotham. Leorio as the getaway driver? One full second. Oh goddammit Gon. Killua and Leorio are getting outta here before things get ugly. That’s deep. I don’t know what this song is but I am loving it already. :-D So they didn’t leave the room after all. Aww. :-[ POETRY HOUR, GO! I’d ask if putting all the girls on one team is sexist… but that’s beneath me. Not a minute, and Killua already knows something’s up. You say XOXO, I hear XLXL. LUPIN THE 3RD: THE ITALIAN ADVENTURE It’s been a while since we’ve seen a vanity plate at the start of a show here. (Not since the original Synch-Point version of FLCL, IIRC.) That is a great quote, especially considering the person it’s quoting. It’s not everyday that you have an anime set in an obscure country such as San Marino. He invited Zenigata to his wedding. And naturally his posse is there too. Even Fujiko, who I include in spite of what others say about her questionable loyalties. So apparently it’s the international version of the opening, then. That’s somewhat disappointing. Nice tune, though. Oh hey, it’s my laptop wallpaper for this month! And that was how Zenigata learned not to mess with national security. A three-star chef? Well there’s your problem. Any bride who values a huge plate of French fries over pretentious-looking mini-steaks has my respect. She’s on the cover of every magazine in that country! Insane! (The rock star and kunoichi ones are my favorite. <3) Okay what the hell happened to Goemon’s voice. If only they bothered to translate Italian like they do Japanese in these shows… Of course Jigen leaving without a word is the best response of those three. “She always makes everything so hard.” > Best double entendre ever. 55 houses? Okay I kinda love this chick. ;D COCKBLOCKED BY THE BUTLER. What ritual is he talking about, anyways? Funny how Lupin’s car is animated traditionally while all the background ones are CGI. Goemon’s voice still sounds weird; did Lex Lang forget how to do him or something? Smart move, Jigen. The new Spiderman sounds like a total dink, if you ask me. When you’re Zenigata, you always assume everything. Spotted immediately. ZIPLINING! AND PARKOUR TOO! FUN FACT: One time I was watching an “Abridged Series Best of the Month” video that described Zenigata’s life as “Failure is the Only Option”. That was the first time I ever heard of TV Tropes. Fujiko, you sly bitch. You see why the other sites don’t include her in Lupin’s entourage? This Patrick dude sounds vaguely familiar, and I’m too enthralled to bother checking Anime News Network right now. Maybe one of you should check that bag before you do anything else? See if it wasn’t swapped out as part of some long con… Or maybe Patrick was behind the whole thing after all, that works too. NEVER MIND IT WAS REBECCA IN DISGUISE. This show really knows how to throw a curveball. Because who needs the treasure when the challenge is just as rewarding? FUCK YEAH THESE TWO ARE THE BEST COUPLE. Turns out that special jet came in handy after all, at least for one of them. She stole his crown, but he nabbed her sunglasses. Not exactly even, but it’ll do for the time being. Beer stache. That is one comfy-looking jet. I wanna take a ride in it. Fuck you, Fujiko. Suddenly, a mysterious grey-haired gentleman? I was not expecting Lupin at the office out of these ending credits. The spoiler game in this DB Super next episode promo is freakishly strong. At least Titan learned from last time… this time. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN Oh boy, the body’s already decaying. I don’t see any blood, I’m gonna assume they’re just knocked out. Oh hey, it’s Kiba’s mom. She’s pretty hot, in the unconventional sense. Meanwhile, there’s Shino and dad, and other relatives. And of course, Team Guy isn’t doing a damn thing. It really does suck to be Tenten, in more ways than one. It’s time to do… that. In which that is apparently dog piss. Paper bomb clones, one could say. I always thought that purple-haired ANBU chick was pretty hot. But y’know, mask fetishism and all that. ::]:: He seems awfully full of himself, for a guy who can’t even pierce himself right. Everyone underestimates Naruto’s hidden strength, just because he hadn’t had the proper training for most of his life. Excellent deduction, Shizune. REPLY TO ANGEL 3: “Y'all could have just told him any random location and sent them off for a couple hours.” Already forgot about the guy that could tell if you’re lying about it, huh? “How did we not notice him!?” Zetsu, bitches. OH SHIT HE HAS SHIZUNE THAT AIN’T GOOD. Well… shit. We’re all doomed. That Sesame Street knockoff… has to be the first time I ever skipped one of those TRUTH commercials on the first go. So, so doomed. That one frog sounds way too cutesy. WE NARUTO TIME SOON. Welp, Shizune’s dead, everything is pointless now. Hm, looks like Konohamaru 100% broke that one body. Oh boy, another use of… that? I should be kicking myself right now for not appreciating Kiba’s mom more during the original run. Well, at least that message got there safely. Huh, so Pain was Nagato all along. As we figured. Like I said. DOOMED. Aw dammit, Sakura survived somehow. SPEAK HIS NAME AND HE SHALL APPEAR, APPARENTLY. WE NARUTO TIME NOW. Is Decker supposed to be ironically bad? Because it just comes off as regular bad. GHOST IN THE SHELL: STAND ALONE COMPLEX I don’t know what those weird collars around the kidnapped girls’ heads that are covering their chins are supposed to be, but I don’t really like them all that much, with or without the surely heinous context behind their purpose.

You know, with how much you're hyping up VRV, I can't help but feel that you're a shill for them. Well I'm not gonna fall for it! [cable tv forever!]

THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!

Also, a possible future pickup? http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-06-17/attack-on-titan-anime-season-3-to-air-in-2018/.117628

...You know, I think I'll just end the argument here. As much as I hate to admit it, bad writing is a thing, and a I learned the hard way in the past, there's no convincing people not to view something that way. So you're free to keep believing that Kaneki's vague answer was the fault of poor writing, while I'll stick to my belief that it was Banjo Dandy's short temper and obvious passionate crush on Rize that convinced him and his meek self to back off from telling the truth. Even though the beating he might've received if he came clean would've been in hindsight prefereable to his later beatdown by Yamori... Welp, here it is. The moment we've all been waiting for. It's been a long decade-plus worth of years coming, and only now is it finally here. And as wise as it would be to put it someplace besides 2AM, the fact that it even exists and that we are able to see it is a blessing unto itself. That's right. Tonight, [adult swim] will air its very first TV-PGLSV rated anime episode. But more importantly, it's also the return of everyone's favorite master thief and his band of accomplices, in a new setting for a new generation with a new color of jacket. That's right, Lupin the 3rd Part 4, also known as the Italian Adventure, premieres TONIGHT! Also in tonight's selection of animated action programming, croakTHEY'RECOMINGcroak, Tagoma shows the remaining Frieza Force fighters how their job is supposed to be done, Majin Vegeta gives Goku the fight he's been waiting twenty whole episodes to give him, the result of the Colossal Titan's collapse lead the remaining Scout Regiment members to wonder what to do next, Kaneki gets his comeuppance for being more of a little bitch here than his manga counterpart, Nobunaga confronts Hisoka over the contents of his supposedly self-changing fortune, Naruto finally learns of the Leaf Village's current situation while Tsunade comes face to face with the man behind the attack, and the former Prime Minister's daughter has been kidnapped by the Russian Mafia; are Section 9 bad enough dudes to save his daughter? 8:00 - Dragonball Super #22 - Change! An Unexpected Return! His Name is Ginyu!! - TV-14 ... 11:00 - Samurai Jack #55 - XCIV - TV-14V 11:30 - Dragonball Super #22 - Change! An Unexpected Return! His Name is Ginyu!! - TV-14 12:00 - Dragonball Z Kai #121 - I Am the Strongest! The Clash of Goku vs. Vegeta - TV-PGLV 12:30 - Attack on Titan #33 - The Hunters - TV-14LV 1:00 - Tokyo Ghoul #11 - High Spirits - TV-MAV 1:30 - Hunter x Hunter #55 - Allies and Lies - TV-14 2:00 - Lupin the 3rd: The Italian Adventure #1 - The Wedding of Lupin the Third - TV-PGLSV ;D 2:30 - Naruto Shippuden #162 - Pain to the World - TV-PG 3:00 - Ghost in the Shell: STAND ALONE COMPLEX #19 - CAPTIVATED - TV-14LV [always bet on major kusanagi]

Jeezus, man, you ever heard of a spoiler tag?

I'm officially caught up with Eromanga Sensei after two and a half long months of attempting to get there, and to celebrate, here's a picture of Muramasa being a cute. It's hard to believe that she was worst girl only four episodes ago, isn't it?

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Oh yeah, it was actually Zeni who claimed that, wasn't it? My bad.

As much as I would love watching IGPX again... that's honestly a terrible idea. ::]::

Are we seriously gonna make me feel guilty about genuinely liking that show again? Because I could hardly take it the first time when the rest of you assholes celebrated its cancellation. :::

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Kuromukuro 23

Did you not read what time the Spongebob airing was listed for on the Top 50 chart? [sigh] I worry about you sometimes, Elfie.

It's official; the Toonami crew has brain damage. -_'

Neo Ranga 6 Rewatched Kuromukuro 22

...You really got annoying since we switched over to these new boards.

How fucking dare you.

Rewatched Space Dandy 15 and March Comes in Like a Lion 3.

And when all else fails, blame Demarco.