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YAAAAY CHEEB but why is he bald

But doesn't Rule 63 automatically lead into Rule 34? They kinda blend.

Went to this little place off the interstate when I was in my early to mid 20s. Friend and I sitting off to the side, good looking girl comes up and asks if either of us want a lap dance. I say sure and go to the back with her. Theres already a song playing so she sits and tells me before she begins that she's taken half a hit of ecstasy. So the next song starts and she begins the dance. Song ends with her thong being the only thing keeping my nose out of her vagina and she asks me if I want her to keep going. 15 minutes and $80 later i finally make it back to my friend who was worried i bailed on him.

Oh this is just a Rule 63 thing and not an official Nintendo thing. Carry on.

I want one!

Stop breaking your glasses! What did they ever do to you?

Looks like someone blew their nose on that lettuce.

But diet. But chicken and biscuit goodness. But don't wanna be over 400 pounds and want the strength in my knees to stand up without having to use my hands to push out of a chair. But delicious fried chicken breast patty on a tasty buttery flaky biscuit.

Nah man, that came out on August 28th.

TODAY IS THE DAY! HOLY SHIT! IF YOU DON'T DANCE TO THIS SONG TODAY THE POLICE WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOUR PETS AND ARREST YOU!

Probably Danganronpa 3 on Steam. It's about time I get back into the Ultimate Game of Despair.

If by "everyone" you mean you and disco, yeah. Because you're the only two to post so far and I may not have enough for too many more folks.

Okay so here's how it went down. Went to Kroger. Bought some grilled chicken chunks. Bought some shredded cheese. Bought some premixed salads with dressing. Bought some big ass tortillas. Dumped the salad in a giant fucking mixing bowl. Followed it up with the chicken and the cheese. Put those dressing packets in there. Put the lid on the mixing bowl. Shake the FUCK out of it. Put this salad-cheese-chicken mix on a tortilla and roll it all the way the hell up. FUCK YOU I'M A GODDAMN WRAP MASTER.

supper_man and MY_JEEP_IS_ROCK. They told amazing stories, like the one about a poop-filled trampoline.

IT MAKES BLADE RUNNER LOOK LIKE DISNEY WORLD

Made of hemp.

As great as it would be for them to not be alts, they were alts. As was the 43rd David from California.

I prefer Steve'n'Seagulls.

I've been Mankind for the past few years, but I don't know if I'm gonna do the same this year. My stylist said I should buy some white hair spray paint and she'll fluff out my beard and I could be Zeus.

I missed the shout out and bait threads yesterday, so I'm jumping on to this trend late like I do all memes. Anyway Gary and Barnabas were the best alts.

I got highlights.

Only if it's the ultimate sandwich.

Does that mean hungry + horny = horngry? When u want sum fuk and a sammich, you are horngry.

He was the greatest.

Did they ever make the porno parody Wet Dreams May Cum?