GuyBeardmane

Nah, this is Cult of Christianity, bible thumping, Trump humping country. Surprised the lil holiness girl didn't kick me out when I said none.

Happy birf! Tell your kitty I love her.

Scheduled my appointment and gave a lot of information last Wednesday. Came in early for new patient onboarding. The first question I was asked for the new patient paperwork was "what religion are you." Suddenly I'm really uncomfortable in this place. My insurance needs to get their shit together and find me a better selection of doctors, because all the local ones were listed at this place.

See, at least with the music playing it's theatrical and dramatic, playing out like a scene in a movie. With no music it's visceral, real, and raw. Makes me feel violated thinking about it.

Plus my bathroom at home is just more comfortable.

I'm just grossed out by it because I cannot stand people being in the same room as me as I'm trying to dump a load.

Cracky Butt Day!

Lions fan here. I know my fate but I face it with pride. ...like a lion! Lion! Pride! It's a pun!

just admit you had a run-in with Gollum when you went to Mount Doom.

yeah, a 4-wheeler accident, I'm sure.

TitanicxIceberg

Yes, that is the inspiration for the thread's title. Also Princess Peach can float off somewhere. Mario and Pauline belong together. SHE SAID SHE'LL BE HIS ONE-UP GIRL.

IN THIS THREAD we share our favorite romantic pairings of fictional characters that may or may not be canon pairings. Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey need to marry and have ten kids. Paul Rudd and Jason Segel should have gotten married at the end of I Love You, Man.

It blows my mind, like why does anyone brush their teeth at work in the first place wtf.

That makes a world of difference.

Is there anything more disgusting? Not in the literal sense, because there are plenty of more disgusting things, but more in the social sense, like not covering your mouth when you cough.

Super Dimension Fortress Macross

Is reverse sexual harassment a weird thing? Like, I wanna be the secretary whose female boss says perverted things to all the time and gets told to drop to my knees and eat her out for a raise.

It me.

Dragon Warrior II, way back on the NES. Wound up getting all four Dragon Warrior games on the NES at garage sales when I was a kid. Picked up a copy of Final Fantasy too. I never beat the games, because I didn't have the patience to grind out levels and I wound up advancing too far and getting stuck. First RPG that I actually played through and beat was Chrono Trigger on SNES.

I guess it's just the people I find myself drawn to, but pretty much all of my friends are bisexual swingers. Which somehow makes it worse that I'm the single guy.

Play the 3DS port. It's somehow BIGGER than the PS2 version.

I have prepared a letter of defense for a debt collector that's suing me, and set up a payment plan with another debt collector. Also I have the call center crud so I've started taking some decongestants and allergy pills in an attempt to stop myself from getting sick. And all without getting out of my pajamas.