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GuyBeardmane

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  1. supper_man and MY_JEEP_IS_ROCK. They told amazing stories, like the one about a poop-filled trampoline.
  2. IT MAKES BLADE RUNNER LOOK LIKE DISNEY WORLD
  3. As great as it would be for them to not be alts, they were alts. As was the 43rd David from California.
  4. I prefer Steve'n'Seagulls.
  5. I've been Mankind for the past few years, but I don't know if I'm gonna do the same this year. My stylist said I should buy some white hair spray paint and she'll fluff out my beard and I could be Zeus.
  6. I missed the shout out and bait threads yesterday, so I'm jumping on to this trend late like I do all memes. Anyway Gary and Barnabas were the best alts.
  7. Only if it's the ultimate sandwich.
  8. Does that mean hungry + horny = horngry? When u want sum fuk and a sammich, you are horngry.
  9. He was the greatest.
  10. Did they ever make the porno parody Wet Dreams May Cum?
  11. All these precious babies 😍😍😍
  12. It's hella difficult. I don't have the willpower to diet, so I asked the doctor for a meal plan and she told me 1200 calories a day. Its hella expensive too. I don't take a lot of time for meal prep because I don't have the time to do it with the sleep I like to get, so I got 90 calorie protein bars to snack on and shit. It's awful. Just one pizza a week. I mean if I wasn't 441 pounds and my knees worked, I'd be there.
  13. I'm gonna write a thriller movie about this if I survive.
  14. More action than I've gotten in a year. Have at it.
  15. I mean same.
  16. There wasn't an option to choose for that. Probly because I am the last.
  17. I've not been to a doctor in 15 years. If I'm feeling bad I go to the clinic where they just ask to see my insurance card, so it tripped me up. After I actually saw the doctor they gave me the forms to fill out and it made a lot more sense because they also asked about gender identity, sexuality, and preferred pronouns.
  18. I mean at least they aren't combined. Bend you in half until you can look up your ass until you can see your own prostate.
  19. You bring up a good point. I may be prejudging here. I just hate living in Bumblefuck, Kentucky.
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