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GuyBeardmane

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  1. Remember the song. They buy a bag of balloons, but they only let go of 99. Then the shit hits the fan and the world explodes. But the last few lines are "if I could find a souvenir, just to prove the world was here. Here it is, a red balloon, I think of you and let it go." She only let go of balloon 100 after the world died.
  2. Let's be fair though: cats are adorable.
  3. I love baby.
  4. LOOK AT THAT PRECIOUS BABY
  5. Except they are. Like a fine wine, they get better with age.
  6. I still would. Her AND Dolly Parton.
  7. Did the driver on the bus say "move on back?"
  8. Elvira. Because she has amazing boobs.
  9. I take it you've finally gotten to either the NBP or the decapitation.
  10. I'm telling you this is a terrible, terrible decision that you will regret. You will not be able to unwatch this movie.
  11. xXbl00dn1njaXx420 would also be a great user name. It represents the edginess of blood, ninjas, 1337 speak, and pot use.
  12. To be fair, hentai is pretty great. As a great man once said, "real girls are for losers who can't get cartoon porn."
  13. Scene is American History X, quote is from some random porn scene that somebody made a YTMND of in the long, long ago of the internet.
  14. I remember being 3 years old and my mom was on the phone. It was evening and my sister who had just started school was teaching me how to read or spell and she asked me to spell the word "are" and I got it right. Such a fucking nerd that my earliest memory is spelling a word.
  15. I mean you right.
  16. I'm pretty sexy sometimes.
  17. I'm curious to know your opinions.
  18. Dammit if I wanna learn how to fall off a 20 foot ladder I will. I don't need JR to judge me.
  19. She was hired as seasonal. Who knows if she'll be around in two weeks? I mean you're right, I should have learned my lesson from before, but also any port in the storm.
  20. Lady who sits near me at work asks my name today, and I tell her and she says she has a brother with the same name. As conversation goes find out she has two more brothers, a second who shares a name with me and the third whose name rhymes with my last name. Find out she's five days older than I am, and basically at that point she started saying we were soulmates. Which I'd probly be creeped out about but she's got big boobs so I'm down. I need to get laid.
  21. I did not watch the clip. Working. Honestly shouldn't be on my phone at all, but I'm a rebel. Just a low key rebel.
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