GuyBeardmane

Today is just a sad sack day. I am a sad sack.

I am the saddest sack.

Just so stupid. It's dumb.

I am more floof than man.

That's gross.

What even is fluffernutter

That.

waj

That's some Naked Gun level death scene. It's fantastic. Kinda reminds me of everyone getting shot in the dick in the Robocop remake.

Nope I am died from eating the whole thing. Plus leaving it to your imaginations is more entertaining then telling you it was pizza and crazy bread.

It's a black fly in your chardonnay A no smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife I may not be the man of your dreams, but you will be my beautiful wife Isn't it ironic, don't you think? A little too ironic, but I really do think HERE I AM ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

My rant isn't 15 minutes long, but I'm 103% I agree with the points you make. JOHN WICK FOREVER BECAUSE KEANU IS BEST

I mean I'm a big fat shlub and I have done nothing of importance in my life, so for someone to say they're a fan is actually a nice ego boost.

Well that's not fun sexy times at all.

Hello babies Uncle Beardmane from the UEMB loves you <3

So whatchu doin tonight

In a row.

This one is technopop.

I am your largest* fan. *specifically among members of the UEMB, as I am pretty sure I am the largest member of these forums.

That sounds an awful lot like something Steev Mike would say.

Tried to get on the boards earlier and got one of those "buy this domain" pages.

Dragonball Z