GuyBeardmane

I also enjoy some Rush music, so I will retire when my post count is the cover of Rush's seminal album Moving Pictures.

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This isn't even my final form.

Look at this photograph

The punchline is too long.

He's an absolute unit.

Do you mean physically, mentally, or emotionally? And what do you consider "destruction" for this purpose? Like, do you want the nuclear bomb destruction where the only evidence we were around will be shadows made of ash on walls, or are you talking more low key?

The classic rock station plays "Santeria" now.

I've got a job for you, babeh 😘

I wore wristbands a lot. I don't know if that counts.

Lazy wrassles and sneezes. They are good pups.

Sleep well, sweet dreams. ❤

That's okay, it's the only line he knows too.

Trufax.

Gurl I'll buy YOUR nudes 😘

It's not even that I'd be worried about--I mean, the concern would be more along the lines of how to not seem like a creep and lose friendship or respect.

Just pretend for a few moments that you are just some guy with a beard and mane who works tech support at a call center. Now suppose that your close work buddy, an attractive female, mentions offhandedly that she sells her nudes online. How do you inform your work friend you're totally interested in buying her nude photos?

Here is a meme. Feel better.

The Big Lebowski, The Godfather, Speed Racer, Oldboy

Yes.

Pics or it didn't happen. Before and after. Need to see boobs.

I want a sequel starring Big E as an intergalactic police officer travelling to Earth undercover to find a fugitive who's hiding out, but all he knows of earth culture is what Ramsey and the lady who came back with him taught, which is just early 90s fads. So he lands in L.A. wearing zubaz pants, a mesh tank top, and shell toe high tops with no laces.

My lazy babies.

But where's the tiddies

It's a cam site now, but in the long, long ago it was Myspace but porn. Pervs and porn stars chatting and sharing nudes and blogs and bulletins. It was good. That and ModelSpaces, where models could sell pics and vids to people. That's where I became pen pals with Tara Tainton.