GuyBeardmane

Top Five Hella Tragic/Bizarre Animated Films That'll Fuck With You for like Way Too Long The Plague Dogs Watership Down Unicorn Wars Felidae Waltz with Bashir Top Five Satoshi Kon Movies (Because the previous list would've just been these without separating them) Millenium Actress Perfect Blue Tokyo Godfathers Paprika Paranoia Agent (because it's not a movie but it's still fuckin' good) Top Five Ghiblis/Miyazakis The Wind Rises Porco Rosso Grave of the Fireflies Spirited Away Princess Mononoke

I haven't in a long time, fortunately. One of my roommates is like ten times as white as I am so she's dinner.

I haven't! It's on my shortlist. The Von Erichs have such a tragic story. At the same time I can't see myself knocking down my favorite Aronofsky movie.

You bow to no one. And yeah, Lebowski is just one of those movies where it's better every single time. I'm going to Lebowskifest someday.

Top Three Things that Shouldn't Be Allowed to Exist Bedbugs Mosquitos Parasitoid Wasps

Top Five Prescription Medications I'm On Fluoxetine, 40mg (because anxiety is a bitch!) Allopurinol, 100mg Colchicine, .6mg Prednisone, 20mg (these three because gout is a bitch!) Contrave (because I'm a fat bitch!)

Top Ten Movies The Big Lebowski Speed Racer The Godfather V for Vendetta Death to Smoochy The Wrestler Hellboy 2: The Golden Army Fellowship of the Ring The Two Towers Return of the King

I imagine it is incredibly difficult, but you are rocking it. Small children and skincare is a dangerous combination. (they like to add boogers)

First of all how dare you keep being so unbelievably pretty.

I have been thoroughly amused by the Mariah Carey Christmas commercials that come out on/right after Halloween.

My brain has fully shifted to day shift. In the past few years I've been waking up between 6 and 7 without an alarm. Katana ensures this stays true, because she demands breakfast during that time frame. Although I was feeling pretty sick the other day and she let me sleep in until right after 7.

She turned 2.

While I'm at it, Billy Joel's newest song. First song after 30 years and it's a tearjerker.

How bout it, another Cohen song. But this time a cover.

I have to keep a beard. I have had the beard so long that when I shave it off I don't even recognize myself. Plus my head looks like a thumb if I don't have the beard.

Had a friend in college named Allison. I'd always say "show me your boobs" and she would. Thought it was fun and good. We played romantic partners in a play together. Showed me a four leaf clover tattoo right above her vagina and said "It's because anyone who sees this tattoo is about to get lucky." On my 21st birthday, she said "I'd have sex with anyone if they got me drunk." It was a decade later that I put the pieces together.

Little princess had surgery to take out the pins and wires. Vet techs cuddled her all day. Think she's still a little high from the ketamine they used to sedate her.

And every time we kiss, I swear I could fly

He was talking about her boobs. Also happy birthday!

The war of brother against brother. Which makes StoneWaluigi Jackson a canon character. Peach has to be Confederate too, because Georgia. Which means Daisy is Union? The Civil War happened because Go-Karts hadn't been invented yet, is what I'm getting to.

We already know, that's why Grampa Chong was so angry and stole his bandana after putting him in a temporary coma.

My grandparents were Frank Dux and Chong Li.

I usually don't have football opinions, because Lions fan. But goddamn did they throw the game at the end. Like, they literally stopped playing after the first half and it got me down because I had really built up hope they'd pull it out and go all the way. Better luck next year.