Elle_Eccentric

I want to decorate cookies. With like, really elaborate designs. There’s something therapeutic about taking a toothpick to royal icing and creating a work of art. My little santas are in the fridge and I’m so proud. I wouldn’t let the kids eat them. I will... just not yet.

Nice. Anxiety for me. That’s another big factor of the acid reflux. If I get stressed out big time my ulcer flares and I get sulfur burps. It’s so disgusting.

At least 30 speed

Fuck yeah! I wanted to steal my nieces but... my shitty self control got in the way.

I puss out after 2 slices. That’s what an ulcer can do for you. That and IBS-C. So here’s what you do. Fuck up your shoulder bad enough and get an insane doctor to make you take prescription ibuprofen for 2 years. It will totally destroy your stomach and cause acid reflux disease. Warning though, if you sing it can make you experience something like laringitis. But you’ll lose weight so...

I just wish there was a better way to clean the drum. My mom went so long without doing it on a regular basis it just seems impossible now

My vibrator finally broke. *sigh* I loved her freebies.

I remember the night she got stranded in Florida. I reached out on Facebook and found someone nearby that could give her a ride but not sure what happened beyond that. I too have some family drama. My extended family. We have a mutual friend that went missing for a few days. His wife (who works for my Mother was in hysterics) they found him in a week but she wasn’t going to tell us where he had been. Fast forward to now and we find out that the wife of Mike’s cousin has been sleeping with him and shooting up. That’s where he had been. With her. I feel like I’m witnessing a horrible redneck version of Days of our Lives. ?

BRUTAL Me

Oh sweetie. Have another drink, wash your face, sprits some lavender because tomorrow’s a new day and you’re gonna shine.

Bolted on tata’s are always interesting lol

I don’t see a whole lot of negativity.

No by all means she can be Santa.

Lucky betch. I came in second the last time we played. I would have won if my ass hole ex hadn’t been so drunk.

Depends on your relationship with them I guess.

I have to level up this one god awful Warframe before bedtime so I can rank. With a little help from good ol alkyhol

Rofl spoken like a true IBer

Bits and pieces

Yes but not in the way you mean. Mostly like “I’m not into dating people from the internet or even flirting but I don’t want to be a vicious bitch to you.”

Pepperidge Farm remembers

No but that does sound yummy right now

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A million years ago

Wrong Jim!

You don’t know my struggle!