Elle_Eccentric

My Mom was a MILF.

Holy Mother of God. Eating that would be like a days worth of calories. My hips are already screaming “NO DEAR GOD STAY AWAY.”

“Breaking up: Internet Edition” But honestly... cry about it, but in the end boss up.

Hahaha that’s awesome! Damn he even has the compas. That is legit.

I need it. I need the tweed jacket hella bad!

Bleaching down, now for toner. Hairdryer busted on me so now I have to sleep in wet hair and wait till tomorrow to finish! First World hair problems

Probably a Jack Sparrows slap-happy whore friend to go along with Mikes costume. So ya know. Myself! Hoooooo!

That’s all I ever wanted. Honesty. Honestly I don’t think I’ll be coming to the internet for advice ROFL. I know what to do with shitty husbands now. Dump them. Just dumped another one in Spring. Both those experiences taught me a lot. What I was doing wrong and what I needed to do with my life. I still have some prejudices with the whole idea of marriage but give me 5 or 10 years and that could change. Who knows. I don’t really remember anything about that time. I was taking Phentermine and working none stop and honestly I have no memory. It did make me pretty short tempered what with the meds and Mike’s bullshit so there’s no telling what I said to you or anyone else. That’s not me though, I’m too passive. I apologize for it. I hope you accept it. I would like to get to know all of you again, maybe a bit better than I did before. Without the fear of a husband finding out I was on the boards.

Plan to get up very early Thanksgiving Day and spend some time in the business end of a Turkey. 5 pies being made for the Fire Department, PD, and the nice old man at the liquor store that we love lol. Actually those get made the day before. Having it all done around 2pm so I can feed my family and taking two plates over to the salon in JCPenney so I can feed a couple of girlfriends. THEN! Black Friday shopping because apparently I need more fucking broken toes!

The quests were great. Their new update is making it less predictable. I love the little stories and crafting. Now we have literal fishing and omg. Hooked. Pun intended. I just play with Mike on the weekends. The only thing I don’t like about it are the stupid Spy Missions. Boo. This new Warframe Gara looks badass. Its going to be hell getting her together but yeah... I guess I like those treasure hunt games. lol

Ah. Well I’ll bookmark it.

D: you absolutely should. Get BO3 as well.

Wait so you’re telling me it’s not that one that scrolls on it own really fast down the page?

Oh so you played it? You should get back on they just had an update and it’s pretty fun. Yeah. Or you turn and she’s sitting on your codex. Christ. Enough to make your heart stop if you’re not expecting it!

Maybe. I got suckered into Warframe. What’s awesome about it, is it’s free to download and doesn’t require PlayStation Now membership.

Awe well he doesn’t need to be. Let me get over this strep-throat. It was pretty sore after being out in the cold rain this morning lol

I play sims and portal that’s about it but I need a new laptop. Well when you get it up and ready lemme know.

Bitch, who do you think you’re talking to? I live on the internet baby.

Oh God yeah. It’s my weekend getaway. I don’t really play on steam though. do you have a ps4 or xbawx one?

Dude!

By a video game. Son of a bitch. Walking around my ship in Warframe and this bitch... oh my God. “Hi Tenno.” Go away you creepy-ass ho!

Text it? Type it? I now know where I heard it. It was in a hilarious YouTube parody and ... well the characters name was Nigel, but the witch kept on calling him Niggle. Ha ha ha ha... ahh. What were we talking about?

Peer pressure. Okay ill I’ll be completely honest then. When I first read this I immediately thought “Edge Lord” im not good at the mean thing.

I came up with Niggle but now that I’ve written it out it has racist undertones so. Damn. Nittle. This is hard!

Dayum! Mans kat how long have you been here?