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I hope they fist.

@Admin_Raptorpat for refusing to recite the pledge of allegiance.

Nimrad

Double blood points weekend now through Tuesday. Then Ghostface release and 2-week-long anniversary event starting Tuesday.

How has this treasure remained hidden from me for so long? Five years has it floated among the wrecks, lost in the sea of my ignorance! But now discovered and contents spent, the lust for piracy rekindled. To Limewire!

Eagles gave Carson Wentz a 4 year, 128 million extension with 107 million gauranteed. 32 million per year. Second highest yearly cap hit in the league. I'm gonna have a nice laugh when the Cowboys do the same with Dak.

I haven't played WoW in 7 years, but I am very excited at the opportunity to do all the vanilla WoW shit I never got to do, and then still not doing it because I'll solo quest for a month and quit because none of my friends play. Just like old times. Update: We're playing Horde on Smoulderweb if anyone wants to join us.

'"A New York Jets player lost more than $500,000 in jewelry from his Florida home at the hands of his “girlfriends,” according to reports. At 4:33 p.m. May 25, a call was made to police involving a theft at a home, according to a Hollywood police report. The victim said he was not home, but would be coming back soon. The Associated Press identified that victim as New York Jets player Le’Veon Bell. About two hours later, an officer met with Bell at the home, the report said. Bell said he went to the gym at about 1 p.m. and left his two “girlfriends” at the home. When he came back from the gym a few hours later, his girlfriends were gone, his closet was in disarray and his jewelry was missing, the report said. Bell said he was missing two gold link chains with diamonds, a black panther pendant with black and white diamonds, a rose gold Rolex presidential watch and a rose/white gold link bracelet. The jewelry was valued at about $520,000." "girlfriends"

Haven't played since it was bought by Epic.

Tonight, you?

So who's ready for The Long Night?

Lupin the Third: Piano no Forest Mr. Forest wants to become president and make America first again! He learns from Wiki Leaks of a crystal capable of powering a computer that can control the world and tricks Lupin into stealing it. However, the crystal can only be activated by playing Chopin, so Mr. Forest kidnaps Kai Ichinose from the Chopin competition to play for him. But wait... could Jigen be Kai's father?!

Renting a house with my cousin at 18, getting kicked out on weekends so she could host parties, her drunken friends eating all my food and breaking into my room, and her moving out after 1 month because she found Jesus and decided to quit her job at Papa Johns and become a missionary, leaving me unable to afford the rent, losing the deposit, and her selling all the stuff claiming it was all hers to begin with. Good times.

Jest traded away their 2016 first rounder ILB Darron Lee to the Chiefs for a 6th round pick. Premium pick at a non-premium position on an athlete who wasn't even a great football player. At least they got the pick right this year.

Very disappointed Aaron Rodgers didn't take down the dragon with a last second hail mary.

The Princess Bride Charade Blazing Saddles

Maybe he could adopt you too? I bet you could hunt nearly as well as any dog.

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That Zeni is one cool dude. He has a beard and has one huge dick that goes a bit too deep on his face. Madison is wearing all her hair out at school for the 1st time today. We are trying to hide the fact that we are having sex with her, she is making us look like a bunch of weirdos. rainman faxed my hoohah in response: "Yes, it would be nice but it is impossible for our system to allow this in the future if the system is to reach a maximum speed." HEY PAT YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU FUCKING RAP. YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU RAP. YOUR FUCKING RAP BITCH IS MY FAVORITE STUFF. SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR NAPSHIPS. SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR DICKSHIRT. Well that sounded a lot like a cumshot inside my building. My boss called in an Uber, I got in and I started getting hard as a rock. It was all downhill from there. God damn it fuggz! Who's gonna take care of the baby?!?" How did I become an alpha male, you wonder? This is the secret: I never really wanted to be an alpha male: I just wanted to be happy because I was a girl; I just wanted to be liked because I was a girl; and I just wanted to get married so I would have more time with my wife.

Saburomaruuuuuuuuuuu!

Get you some!

I currently pay $32/mo through Jake from State Farm for auto. Geico and Progressive will say I can save like $668 a year, but then quote me $50-60/mo. How can I refuse?!