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death_by_motorboat

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  1. but you cant see the same part you can taste... so you still have to imagine what you are tasting
  2. thats just the oil making noise. but still i thought about sex.... maybe really rough, shitty sodomy would qualify
  3. cleaning the litter box in that house would probably do it.
  4. youre missing the point, ou have to hear, feel, smell, see, and taste it all at the same time.
  5. good choice, but its hard without a mirror
  6. honestly i dont think you can hear a penis.
  7. its that wine in the glass, about 10 glasses in, when youd really rather not continue drinking. i guess youll have to be the inventor of where to keep leftover wine.
  8. yeah? surprised to hear that. i know a lot about opening and changing/deleting social media accounts. facebook is like signing up for personal harassment sometimes, well it seems that way having such bersonal things available out there. then snapchat and twitter are the only two i have used. snap chat seems like a better reason to trade art and humor, and twitter is all based on peoples reactions, to real life shit... which means trolls are going to fly out of the woodwork
  9. i twitted twitter like a fly swatter
  10. oh man i had to read that twice. so why dont you take your pills now?
  11. well making shit up is at least 58% of why i post here.
  12. did you just cause A) gilbert godfried's voice to go off in my head, B) a bunch of jibberish to makes sense, or 3, i dont want a y membership.
  13. wooooaaaaahhhh-ho we found ourselves a maggi, you gonna work out the problems of the world, toots? maybe the specific reason he killed 17 people was "misinformation" whatever the fuck that means. im sorry i am attacking him not you.
  14. one crazy person will never have that kind of power, is a good start, tsar4... eliminate their associations and credibility, so erratic stunts dont have as much impact
  15. more people have mental health then we are digitally aware, making it obvious crazy people took over the world a long time ago.
  16. yeah kind of, but you have to remember that i was asking to mod myself, even though i guess at times, everyone needs moderation
  17. i want photographic evidence that you pussy smells good
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