Doom Metal Alchemist

I shouldn't have to goad you for context for seemingly unrelated links. Oh I get it you wanted to be the first to post it.

You in the wrong thread?

He said wrong answers.

Non-alcoholic beer.

Back when I was a real shy pooper (I'm not anymore) I had diarrhea at college, I went to a bathroom on like the third floor figuring least chance of anybody in there. I walk in there, looks empty then as soon as I close the door to the stall a couple dudes walk in, and they are having a conversation. A full blown conversation, not small talk. They had no intention of moving this long conversation anywhere but that bathroom. Driving me fucking nuts trying to hold in my diarrhea until they left, I eventually realized They ain't even leaving if the fucking fire alarm is pulled, so I just let loose. They left promptly. Dumb pieces of fucking shit. Why would you choose a mother fucking bathroom as your hangout spot? Fuck you.

Ah. As far as anime goes, if it was never on AS or CN, chances are I don't know it.

Blacker than the blackest black times infinity Friday.

Even this Scott Hillburn guy's handwriting is like a rip-off of The Far Side:

naughlts

Cleaning the animals' poop: The shittiest job at the zoo.

This ^ Bucket brought over ThePowerKing though.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! 🎂 🎈🎈🎈🎈

Shoots butter onto the ground for enemies to slip on, I'll bet.

I AM CORNHOLIOMAN! i NEED TP FOR MY KERNELS!

I should get mine too.

As long as CC keeps Futurama on early weekday mornings, I don't want it moved. You know what they should do that they never did for no good reason even though their entire fan base has known since A.S's inception would've been perfect, but they'll still never do it because they suck? GET THE CRITIC.

Yes. Yes it was.

I'm ok with this.

There was a lot of product placement in Seinfeld.... Twix, Snickers, Risk, Kenny Rodgers Roasters, Armani, Cadillac.... Metallica....?

I didn't think this thread was for answering people's serious questions.