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Take midnight with you. I'm sure he'd be willing. 😝
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Benji, I'd like your input regarding DoorDashers
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to Doom Metal Alchemist's topic in Free-For-All
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Benji, I'd like your input regarding DoorDashers
Doom Metal Alchemist posted a topic in Free-For-All
@bnmjy So a little backstory.... At the start of COVID, ordering from my favorite pizza place got a little different. They did mandatory contactless delivery. There were various methods for this. My preferred method was to leave it at the door. And I put in the special instructions field "Please TEXT [number] upon arrival." I fucking love this method, covid or no covid. Even though COVID isn't taken as seriously anymore, I still like this method and always request it. For quite a while now, this restaurant has randomly used Doordash to deliver their orders for them rather than using their own employees. Usually the door dashers would have absolutely no issues following these requests. But lately they give no fucks. Maybe I'm wrong, but I would think it would be LESS convenient for a doordasher to continuously knock on a door wait for someone to answer rather than just plop it on the doorstep, text "you're food's here" and leave. But apparently not. I've been getting really frustrated with this, so last week when Doordash asked me how I would rate my experience, I left a 2. The reason? I'm usually in an area of the house where I can't hear the doorbell or knocking. I specifically said to leave it at the door and text me. When I say leave it at the door and text me, I mean leave it at the door and text me. I don't even ever use doordash, this restaurant just randomly uses doordash to fill their deliveries without my having any say and with this particular restaurant these instructions are all routine shit. I didn't even know my pizza was here, eventually my mom answered the door, but not immediately. That brings us to today. My mom called me (I have no fucking idea why she didn't text me, we're both in the house) that my pizza was here. I was surprised. I tried preparing this time. I left my bedroom door open, listening for the doorbell or knocking and never heard it. So I went downstairs expecting to see my pizza, but was told it was still outside. Why? The doordasher never came to the door. No doorbell, no knocking, no text, no call, no nothing. Literally the only reason any of us knew they came by is my parents have their security camera monitors mounted above the TV in the living room so they see when people come into the drive way, and they saw the doordasher deliver the pizza and stealthily leave. Ok, while I'm thrilled they didn't knock or ring the doorbell, THE WHOLE POINT OF THAT WAS TO TEXT ME INSTEAD. Instead they gave me no indication whatsoever they came by. Motherfucker, you've taken such a hard moral stand against taking your customers' request to text them, that you're just gonna make me fucking GUESS when you've come by? TLDR; So, that leaves me with this question to you, benji: Your customer requests that you text them upon your arrival. Do you do it? If not, why not? -
Aw. Is it a Nokia at least? I thought I remember you saying you had a Nokia.
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The Popeyes chicken sandwich is so good
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to That_One_Guy's topic in Free-For-All
I'll take the first MSG album over anything Schenker did with UFO. -
The Popeyes chicken sandwich is so good
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to That_One_Guy's topic in Free-For-All
I love KFC, but if that happened to me, I can't see ever eating it again. -
The "Let's take a shit on Imagine Dragons" thread
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to MasqueradeOverture's topic in Free-For-All
Remember when Nickelback was Nickelback for teenagers? Good times. -
The "Let's take a shit on Imagine Dragons" thread
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to MasqueradeOverture's topic in Free-For-All
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What Are You Thinking About Right Now?
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to DragonSinger's topic in General Discussion
"Get Viagra 100% online!" As opposed to, what, 75% online and 25% in person? -
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Also, I got your Festivus pole, RIGHT HERE.
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Go tell.... well, you know.
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What Are You Thinking About Right Now?
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to DragonSinger's topic in General Discussion
Ice ice baby..... It's funny like I know the general cadence to that phrase in the chorus, but I can't "picture" in my head Vanilla Ice singing it the way he did in the original version. Somehow my mind defaults to the 90s remake. ICE ICE BABAAAAAAAAY -
What Are You Thinking About Right Now?
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to DragonSinger's topic in General Discussion
Counter point: They're preparing you for an extremely hellish work day tomorrow. -
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This one's for katt:
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Not funny, but definitely worth repeating:
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What Are You Thinking About Right Now?
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to DragonSinger's topic in General Discussion
Welp I just learned that Golden Earring, the band most famous for their 1973 hit Radar Love, are from the Netherlands.... and they formed in 1961 and put out their first album in 1965. Holy shit! -
Now we gotta think of another caption that would fit angus. "PUT THE FUCKING SHORTS IN THE BASKET" is the best I got.
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Why you don't name your children after fictional characters
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to bnmjy's topic in Free-For-All
No lie..... it's tempting to name any future son(s) I may have Ryu or Vash. Or daughter Terra. -
What Are You Thinking About Right Now?
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to DragonSinger's topic in General Discussion
That's not a good sign. -
@little_girl_lostI'm assuming the fence is to keep your cat(s) away from the tree, but does it actually work?
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Does anyone here like death metal?
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to Doom Metal Alchemist's topic in Free-For-All
@inhumanrampager Do you have have your birthday entered into your UEMB profile?