Doom Metal Alchemist

Last night I dreamed Mike Judge (creator of Beavis and Butthead and King of the Hill, in case there are people here who don't know that) had his own potato chip line. And they were really good!

My favorite meme of all time is Kanye's "Imma let you finish." And my favorite specific image of that meme is this: I wanted to make one of my own back when that meme was popular. I think it was about Manny Ramirez when he got busted for PEDs. It would've been "Yo Manny, I'm happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Barry Bonds was the greatest steroid user of all time!'

You're worse than Hitler.

Some of us don't like to go 100 mph over the speed limit.

You didn't tell the rest of us.

I don't even know if you are to begin with, but if you are ok with your daughter being in any kind of non-hetero romantic relationship, I don't see why you'd be mad at her for dating whatever the fuck it is you're talking about. Sure that person could get annoying, but trying to put a stop to the dating over such a matter seems counter productive. Remember when you said something along the lines of your brother doesn't let his daughter see boys, and you meant it is stupid, because your dad did the same thing to you, and you immediately got pregnant when he died? What would be stopping your daughter having the same resentment of you not liking/not letting her date a whatever gender, in the same manner your dad not allowing you to see boys didn't stop you from getting pregnant?

Well no shit, that was what I was about to say without even knowing why he said what he did. It's just that painfully obvious. "Wahh, people who don't like my work shouldn't get to voice their opinion! Shower me with love or STFU!"

You had me with the anti-stick but lost me with the anti-radio. Driving for a couple or more hours in silence would be boring as fuck.

Went to class, am currently doing homework and UEMB'ing. On my way home from class, I almost crashed my car. It was raining, and I hit a yellow light. I figured I was too far away from the light to speed up and beat it, but I was also close enough to it where I felt the need to hit the breaks more than gradually. I lost control of the car and turn a large swerve left. Then I over-corrected right. Then I over corrected left again. Then I straightened out and and got to a nice stop just in time to stop right at the red light. Thank fricking god there were no cars in front, behind, or next to me.

I don't think I've heard that one. Probably the only Ted Nugent songs I've heard (and I've listened to a LOT of classic rock radio over the years) are Cat Scratch Fever and Stranglehold.

I don't want to be laughed at.

You want to own the whole world? Sounds like you're a super villain in the making.

Dude, no.

I suck at bowling, but it can still be fun if: 1. The other person/people you are playing against suck too 2. You don't roll too many gutter balls. Seriously, nothing takes the fun out of bowling like rolling a bunch of gutter balls.

I think you mean school girl cookie.

Home recording studio (complete with home).

#WeebSnacks

I really don't know how to quantify it. I pirate two things: Porn and Music. All my porn is pirated. The end. Music, I'm a "download before I buy" person. I download a shit ton more than I buy, but I usually only listen to a pirated download once before I make a decision on whether to buy it or not. If I like a download enough, I'll put it on my metaphorical "To buy list." And sometimes I'll buy it. I just recently bought 5 CDs, 3 of which I pirated first and decided I wanted to buy them.

Shocking for society in general, some have already been mentioned, such as John Lennon and Sharon Tate. I would add Kurt Cobain to the list. For me personally, Ronnie James Dio. We all knew he had stomach cancer, but from reports it sounded like the treatment was going well. Then he just up and died. Thank god Tony Iommi's treatment actually IS going well.

They're all wearing high heels.... including the boys.

My first school was a private Christian school (not catholic) that I attended from approximately 1986 - 1995. This school definitely did not do corporal punishment. And needless to say, the public schools I attended after did not do it either.

Did you try the Password Recovery folder?

Zeni, because he's gonna rape somebody.

Johnny Bravo never got any, so no.