Jump to content
UnevenEdge

Doom Metal Alchemist

SwimLegend
  • Posts

    19270
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    10

Everything posted by Doom Metal Alchemist

  1. Some are in the trunk.
  2. ...Detroit is really that low on fat chicks? I know Detroit gets a bad rap, but that sounds pretty cool to me.
  3. Or you can whore yourself out to 40 fat chicks for $1,000...
  4. I've had my Les Paul for about 18 and a half years. *high five* :brownbottle:
  5. I don't know. Maybe a football autographed by Joe Montana. Another possibility is a wooden puzzle type thingy my grandpa willed me when he died. I have no idea how long he had it though. I received it when I was a teenager. EDIT: Actually, my NES is probably older than the Joe Montana football.
  6. Oh god, Rocket Power was garbage.
  7. That mother fucker broke his guitar over a heckler. ::]::
  8. I didn't watch Captain Planet. I did learn about not polluting in elementary school, though.
  9. Isn't Jessica Alba latina?
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist

    -

    I was expecting a Pink Floyd thread. I am disappoint.
  11. I have no idea who that is but she kind of reminds me of Scarlet Johansen.
  12. You like Witchcraft? That's pretty cool.
  13. My last living grandparent, my maternal grandmother, died December of 2014. She was 92.
  14. Dio - Invisible Black Sabbath - Turn Up the Night Pagan Altar - Pagan Altar
  15. Too late, the world will now know you have a favorite pedophile.
  16. Man, I was just kidding. That takes a lot of the fun out of Skeletor, honestly. ::HMM::
  17. Hubbb was my first thought.
  18. Kind of off-topic, but is there a reason we spell "bleu" cheese in french, but pronounce it in english? S:
  19. That's exactly where my mind went to when bmwhatever said "Too easy."
  20. Maybe he's just a normal dude who had a burn on his face like Two-Face, but more serious?
  21. I know humans don't have penis bones, that's why I thought it'd be funny to see.
  22. mochi[/member] I demand a lewd drawing of Skeletor with a boner made out of actual bone (no skin, muscle, tendons, blood, or anything. Just bone).
  23. ENLARGE ALL WOMEN'S BOOBS :fap: Someone offers you this for free, no strings attached. Would you take it?
×
×
  • Create New...