Doom Metal Alchemist

Never done illicit drugs in my life, never abused prescription drugs in my life.

Damn, good job!

Nintendo has just announced that a Mario Kart game called Mario Kart Tour will come to smartphones between April 2018 and March 2019. It’s expected that it will release on both iPhone and Android devices. https://press-start.com.au/news/nintendo/2018/02/01/mario-kart-coming-smartphones/ The only game I play on my phone (and therefore the only game at all) I play is Solitaire, but even a fuddy-duddy like me will download this.

+1 for this.

I 100% expected after the first paragraph you were going to tell her to read your fanfictions. Bravo for being unpredictable.

Immersion therapy seems like a good solution, as some have already said. Alternatively, is public transit a possibility?

I love having a car.

What if the story about being payed by Logan Paul's manager to slander Shane Dawson was as much a bullshit story as was the story of Shane Dawson being a pedophile?

I was outside after midnight tonight and the jacket I was wearing was completely open... and underneath it I just had a t-shirt. And I was not cold.

I've never heard of it. Maybe you're thinking of the scum of Westboro Baptist Church?

Yeah I assumed I haven't seen Naraku in a while because he was too busy with his new gf.

No?

You suffer a fate worse than death: Having to go to McDonald's for all your sweet tea needs.

Where are you now?

Along the same lines as your pick, I used to have a record of Cowboy Mickey Mouse that was my favorite song when i was little.

No, you were right the first time. But people here like to reply to joke threads as if they were serious threads. Do you all think sponges is actually sexually attracted to that magneton thing?

Ooh, are you a med student?

I don't know. I think even the stupidest of my fears are grounded in reality in some way. Maybe the fact I'm too scared to sniff flowers because I think there'll be a bee on it and it'll sting me. I've seen this exact scenario in many old cartoons when I was little and it screwed me up a little bit.

Fuck I got it really wrong. I actually wasn't being sarcastic. I knew 1st base used lefties. But for some reason I got it mixed up and thought SS and 3rd used lefties too.

So... in what ways would you misuse it?

Like any other infield position uses lefties.

I think you're the exception, rather than the rule, lol. Eh, maybe not.

I don't know, man. Allergies are pretty terrible.