Doom Metal Alchemist

I hope I was conceived during The Lemon Song.

No pics because my comp is in the shop and I'm not used to using copy/paste on my phone.... that function only works when I don't want it to. Anyway, basically the Victoria's Secret catalogue. My particular favorites where Stephanie Seymour, Tyra Banks, Latetia Costa, Frederique Van Der Wal, and Daniella Pestova. Some of those names are very likely spelled wrong.

How was the camera work?

ASMB II: UEMB

Pizza, always and forever.

It's like that joke where you're dreaming you're eating a giant marshmallow and you wake up chewing on your pillow.

Just because someone doesn't complain about a smell, doesn't mean they don't smell it. I still have pretty poor hygiene, but i used to very regularly go as long as two months without showering or bathing of any kind. I thought since I couldn't smell my own B.O. until 2 months of no bathing, I figured no one else could smell my B.O. either. Guess how often people called me on it? Like never. For a while at school a year or so ago, I sat next to a guy who always had horrible B.O. Guess how often I called him on it? Never. just because no one is telling you you stink of cigarette smoke doesn't mean they aren't thinking it.

See, now most guys would think that's hot. 😝

"Just go ahead and try to steal my hunny, motherfucker."

"What you working today brah?" "I'm working my neck, brah."

Do body builders even go out of their way to work their necks? Lol

wut

That guy really neglects his forearms.

"Adult" Swim indeed. 😁

But do you actually KNOW that's how it's spelled, or did you just take a jab at it?

Do you know how to spell Carl's last name by heart? Please tell me that you do.

Hey I have a really stupid question, and this seems like a perfect opportunity to ask it... when it comes to language, what is the difference between Hebrew and Yiddish?

GARSH

Why can't they just put an emergency exit in every row? 🤔

I don't remember it either. >_> Dear god, my phone doesn't have a paranoid shifty eyes emoji. Do I really have to us angle brackets like I'm a fucking caveman? 😐😂

I think she's talking about using the machines at her apartment complex. Some places do not provide for washers in the rooms.

Yaweh (isn't that the name of some God or something? Lol)

Yeah me too.

Polio

I don't even know what that is. it was a sketch where guest host Kirsty Alley was a make up sales person at a mall. Women would go up to her and Kirsty Alley's character would demonstrate their make up products by putting them on the prospective customers. When a customer made a complaint ("IT'S BURNING!" Was a common one), the make up sales person would say "Clinique calls it [negative attribute identified by customer], we call it [made up positive attribute that doesn't exist]."